Chairs and Crossdressers, chapter 1

Kat starts to cry while Ellen drives into lake.
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!DUCK AND COVER BILLIE JOE!!!!"-Ellen
"SHIT!!!!"-Billie Joe
"Is he dead?"-Ellen
Kat pokes Billie joe.
"Okay hes alive!!"-Kat
"HOLY SHIT!!!!"-Ellen
"Where am I??"-Billie joe
"YAH HES ALIVE!!!!!"-Ellen
"YAY!!!!"-Kat
"But......WE'RE STILL IN SOME SERIOUS SHIT!!!"-Ellen
"Oh no the cops!!!!!"-Kat
Sirens are all around them. Ellen starts to panic but keeps driving.
"We got to swim for it!!!"-Kat
"Wait"-Bilie Joe
He pulls out two guns.
"SWEET!!!!"-Ellen
Kat starts to shoot at the cops car and they blow up.
"YAH!!!!"-Kat
"Idk idk!!!!!"-Ellen
She starts to panic again.Ellen finally drives out of the lake and on to dry land.
"Go to the neastest hotel!!"-Billie Joe
"Yah the one by the mall!!!!"-Ellen
"YAH!!!"-Kat
****at the hotel***********
"Aww man we got to share a room."-Ellen
"Oh well!"-Kat
They went and checked into there room then Kat ran outside and into the street and started dancing.
"Your doing it worng!!!"-Ellen
She runs into the street and starts dancing like a ballerena.Billie Joe runs into the street too and almost gets nailed by a car.Kat jumps onto the hood of car.
"Look at me!!!"-Kat
She starts dancing on top of the car.
"Oh Im looking alright!!"-Billie Joe
Kat pulls Billie Joe on top of the car with her and they start dancing together.
"Come on Ellen!!!"-Kat
Ellen ran back out into the street dancing like a maniac, and then Mike and Tre showed up.
"Billie Joe wat are you doing?"-Mike
Tre runs out and joins them.Ellen and Kat exchange grins then kat throws a bannana at Tre and hit mike with one.
"Hey weres mine??"-Billie Joe
Kat throws a piece of crap at him instead of a bannana.
"Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!"-Billie Joe