A Day In The Life Of A Fruit, chapter 1

Hello, my name is Alister and I'm a orange, I'm gonna let you know what happens in my life. . . . .

*EARLY MORNING*

Damn, I just woke up and I've been picked of my tree. God it hurts. I've been put in a crate on the back of a truck type thing and am going somewhere. I don't know any of the other oranges in this crate, maybe they come from the other side of the tree. I dunno, I'll sleep again for a while. . . .

*COUPLE OF HOURS LATER*

We seem to have stopped, maybe we've arrived where we're going. I can see some different people than at the orange tree place, they're lifting the crates off the truck into a big building. Seems a nice enough place, I wonder what is going to happen. . . . .

*AFTERNOON*

There's people all over the place putting the other oranges in little string bags, I dunno why. Ouch, I was just put into a bag and they handle us quite roughly, us oranges have feelings to you know. Anyway, now I'm in a bag I'm being put in another crate except this one is plastic and I'm being put in a lorry. I got talking to one of the other oranges and found out we're going to be sold in a shop, cool.

*LATER THAT DAY*

We have arrived at the shop and are being put on shelves, I'm starting to get scared now, I miss my friends on the apple tree. I hope that nothing bad happens. . . .

*AT PERSON WHO BOUGHT THE ORANGES HOUSE*

I seem to be at someones house and they're putting me into a bowl with other types of fruit and the rest of the oranges, what the hell are they going to do with me?! There seems to be a child coming over to the fruit bowl, she picks up one of the oranges that I became friends with and is, OH GOD! SHE'S PEELING HIS SKIN OFF! LARRY!!! I don't like it here anymore, I wanna go home back to my tree. Someone else is coming over to the fruit bowl, uh oh. I've been picked up! HELP!! None of the other oranges help me. AHHH!!! I'm being peeled, it hurts so much!! I'm now being put in a machine, OH NO! IT'S A BLENDER!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Goodbye, cruel, cruel world.....

The End

The next story will be about a French grape called Sam.
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