Love Or Lust?, chapter 2
"Did you do that to my chair?" Joey half asked half threatened, as he stared at his chair witch was know pink, and not the okay pink you can live with, it was baby pink.
"Erm, no." Jakob said in a sing song kind of voice, his eyes where all shifty, "Ok well maybe I did".
"Your dead man".
"I know" he shouted running from the room, Joey would have run after him except for the fact he was naked, so instead he pulled on some cloths, dark blue jeans and a black and white striped T-shirt, and then ran after him.
"Come here you bastard, I'm gonna kill you" he shouted finally finding him hiding in the cupboard under the sink after around half an hour. Getting him into a head lock, "So what are you going to do" he asked.
"Change it back" he said and then under his breath he mumbled "Like hell, I am not".
Not hearing this Joey said "good see you in a couple of hours.
"Where are you going"?
"None of your business".
"Do you want mum and dad to find out about your little orgy's"
"You wouldn't dare".
"Oh really, I have the pictures to prove it".
"Fuck, ok then I am going to see cat".
"Oh couldn't get any from one so your going to the other".
"She's not the other woman".
"No she's just the bit on the side".
"Look I lo-... Like Estelle a lot".
"Where are you going to say you loved her".
Yes, he thought but didn't say it out loud. "see you later".
"You didn't answer my question".
"Whatever".
"Your feelings will catch up with you sooner or later and then you will be trapped in an emotional prison of turmoil" he said over dramatically falling to the floor on his knees, his hands held up towards the calling "No".
"Have you ever considered becoming a actor"?
"Yeah I am pretty good at it ain't I".
"Aren't I, you are not a middle aged east blonder, who works at a pub as a bar man, slash male lap dancer".
"What makes you think that I am not", he's teased winking doing a weirdo dance, while humming offspring, hit that.
"You are not my brother I have never met you before, you weird stalker man"
Jakob walked out the kitchen still doing his little dance, about 2 minutes later he heard Offspring Greatest Hits come on.
"Erm, no." Jakob said in a sing song kind of voice, his eyes where all shifty, "Ok well maybe I did".
"Your dead man".
"I know" he shouted running from the room, Joey would have run after him except for the fact he was naked, so instead he pulled on some cloths, dark blue jeans and a black and white striped T-shirt, and then ran after him.
"Come here you bastard, I'm gonna kill you" he shouted finally finding him hiding in the cupboard under the sink after around half an hour. Getting him into a head lock, "So what are you going to do" he asked.
"Change it back" he said and then under his breath he mumbled "Like hell, I am not".
Not hearing this Joey said "good see you in a couple of hours.
"Where are you going"?
"None of your business".
"Do you want mum and dad to find out about your little orgy's"
"You wouldn't dare".
"Oh really, I have the pictures to prove it".
"Fuck, ok then I am going to see cat".
"Oh couldn't get any from one so your going to the other".
"She's not the other woman".
"No she's just the bit on the side".
"Look I lo-... Like Estelle a lot".
"Where are you going to say you loved her".
Yes, he thought but didn't say it out loud. "see you later".
"You didn't answer my question".
"Whatever".
"Your feelings will catch up with you sooner or later and then you will be trapped in an emotional prison of turmoil" he said over dramatically falling to the floor on his knees, his hands held up towards the calling "No".
"Have you ever considered becoming a actor"?
"Yeah I am pretty good at it ain't I".
"Aren't I, you are not a middle aged east blonder, who works at a pub as a bar man, slash male lap dancer".
"What makes you think that I am not", he's teased winking doing a weirdo dance, while humming offspring, hit that.
"You are not my brother I have never met you before, you weird stalker man"
Jakob walked out the kitchen still doing his little dance, about 2 minutes later he heard Offspring Greatest Hits come on.
