A Green Day In The Life, chapter 1
Once upon a green day, Billie Joe, Mike, and Tre were walking around on the street. Then some idiot turns the corner and starts screaming, "Look, there's Green Day! Oh my God!"
"Come on, let's get outta here," Billie Joe mumbled. "No, not right now! I was just getting ready to kick some ass!" Tre exclaimed. "You heard him, let's get lost!" Mike repeated.
Tre stood there. "Hurry up!" Billie Joe yelled, "we can't stay here all day! We're about to get attacked by obsessed fans!" "Knock on wood, here they come," Mike said, pointing at the corner.
A mad rush of fans turned the corner and ran toward the guys.
"Run!" Mike shouted. Billie Joe and Mike ran, but stupidly enough, Tre ran toward the mob.
"Hey, try to get past me, jackass!" Tre hollered at a man. The guy totally disregarded him and kicked Tre in the balls. Tre fell over. "You're gonna get it!" he yelled.
Tre chased the man past an alley, but Billie Joe pulled him aside.
"What the fuck was that!" Billie Joe screamed at Tre. "Apparently, people aren't as threatened by me as they used to be," Tre said, glancing down.
"They got you in the balls, huh?" Mike queried. "Yeah, damn good too," Tre replied, wincing.
"Come on, let's go somewhere where we won't get attacked by an angry mob," Billie Joe suggested.
They found a homeless shelter. "I hope homeless people don't give a fuck about Green Day," Mike said as he opened the door. "Mike, if I didn't know better I'd say you were stoned," Billie Joe said walking into the shelter.
"It smells shitty in here," Tre said as he stole a blanket off of a homeless man. "I'll use this to cover my nose." "Don't do that! We'll get arrested!" Mike exclaimed, taking the blanket & giving it back to the man. "Let's go somewhere else," Billie Joe said, "before I suffocate."
They left the homeless shelter and after roaming around for an hour and a half, they ended up at Starbucks.
"Brilliant idea Tre. Now we'll probably get mugged," Mike said. "Ha ha, I get it! Mugged! In a coffee store! Good one, Mike!" Tre shouted hysterically. "That wasn't a joke," Mike snapped, "now after we get your stupid Vanilla Chai we're out of here."
The waitress walked up.
"Welcome to Starbucks Café, what may I get you?" the waitress asked.
"A Vanilla Chai!" Tre piped up. "I guess I'll have an espresso," Billie Joe said. "Plain old black coffee for me," Mike said.
After the orders were taken, two teenage girls showed up with Green Day shirts on.
"Oh Christ, look over there," Billie Joe grunted, pointing behind him. "Whoopee, exactly what I didn't want to see. Thanks, Tre," Mike mumbled. "Oh shit. But hey, at least I get a Vanilla Chai!" Tre said. Billie Joe rolled his eyes. Mike flipped Tre off.
The waitress came back with the drinks and sat down with them.
"After this, I get to go home," the waitress said. Her name tag read 'Jenny'. "Yeah, and?" Billie Joe said. "Well," Jenny went on, "I could get you guys outta here. I saw that mob chasing you down the street, I know who you are. So, what do you say?"
"I say we'll give you 5000 dollars if you let us stay at your house for a week...or two," Tre said. Mike and Billie Joe nodded their heads. "A deal's a deal," Jenny said, "now let's leave before those Green Day freaks see you."
"Come on, let's get outta here," Billie Joe mumbled. "No, not right now! I was just getting ready to kick some ass!" Tre exclaimed. "You heard him, let's get lost!" Mike repeated.
Tre stood there. "Hurry up!" Billie Joe yelled, "we can't stay here all day! We're about to get attacked by obsessed fans!" "Knock on wood, here they come," Mike said, pointing at the corner.
A mad rush of fans turned the corner and ran toward the guys.
"Run!" Mike shouted. Billie Joe and Mike ran, but stupidly enough, Tre ran toward the mob.
"Hey, try to get past me, jackass!" Tre hollered at a man. The guy totally disregarded him and kicked Tre in the balls. Tre fell over. "You're gonna get it!" he yelled.
Tre chased the man past an alley, but Billie Joe pulled him aside.
"What the fuck was that!" Billie Joe screamed at Tre. "Apparently, people aren't as threatened by me as they used to be," Tre said, glancing down.
"They got you in the balls, huh?" Mike queried. "Yeah, damn good too," Tre replied, wincing.
"Come on, let's go somewhere where we won't get attacked by an angry mob," Billie Joe suggested.
They found a homeless shelter. "I hope homeless people don't give a fuck about Green Day," Mike said as he opened the door. "Mike, if I didn't know better I'd say you were stoned," Billie Joe said walking into the shelter.
"It smells shitty in here," Tre said as he stole a blanket off of a homeless man. "I'll use this to cover my nose." "Don't do that! We'll get arrested!" Mike exclaimed, taking the blanket & giving it back to the man. "Let's go somewhere else," Billie Joe said, "before I suffocate."
They left the homeless shelter and after roaming around for an hour and a half, they ended up at Starbucks.
"Brilliant idea Tre. Now we'll probably get mugged," Mike said. "Ha ha, I get it! Mugged! In a coffee store! Good one, Mike!" Tre shouted hysterically. "That wasn't a joke," Mike snapped, "now after we get your stupid Vanilla Chai we're out of here."
The waitress walked up.
"Welcome to Starbucks Café, what may I get you?" the waitress asked.
"A Vanilla Chai!" Tre piped up. "I guess I'll have an espresso," Billie Joe said. "Plain old black coffee for me," Mike said.
After the orders were taken, two teenage girls showed up with Green Day shirts on.
"Oh Christ, look over there," Billie Joe grunted, pointing behind him. "Whoopee, exactly what I didn't want to see. Thanks, Tre," Mike mumbled. "Oh shit. But hey, at least I get a Vanilla Chai!" Tre said. Billie Joe rolled his eyes. Mike flipped Tre off.
The waitress came back with the drinks and sat down with them.
"After this, I get to go home," the waitress said. Her name tag read 'Jenny'. "Yeah, and?" Billie Joe said. "Well," Jenny went on, "I could get you guys outta here. I saw that mob chasing you down the street, I know who you are. So, what do you say?"
"I say we'll give you 5000 dollars if you let us stay at your house for a week...or two," Tre said. Mike and Billie Joe nodded their heads. "A deal's a deal," Jenny said, "now let's leave before those Green Day freaks see you."
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