Beauty and the Chav, chapter 2
No way! NO WAY! No way, no way, no way!
There was no way someone as hot as that could possibly be even half a chav no bloody way.
Craig walked (well was pushed by the warewofl/man/dog Ebony (she's supposedly a girl)) up to a tiny chav called Mik. They slammed their knuckles against each others and bellowed "SAFE!" at each other.
"What's wrong with me?" Jody whispered as she raised her hands up and looked at them as if checking for some kind of sign as why she felt so weird.
"What ya on about Jody?" Alec asked as he Immy, George, Elliott, Fowdell and Evans walked over to the two.
"It can't be!" Jody dropped her hands from her face and put them on Immy's shoulders. She began to shake him viciously. "WHY ME?"
Immy pulled at Jody's arms and pushed her away.
"What the hell are you on about?" Elliott asked staring at Jody like she was some kind of phsyco.
She murmured something vaguely which made every one immediately ask her what the hell she had just said.
"I fancy a chav." Jody whispered in her smallest voice. There was stunned silence all around. Jody herself couldn't believe it, she'd fancied George for ages and now so unexpectedly she... She... She'd fallen in love with a chav.
"Who?" Rafe inquired with a look of bewilderment on her face.
"Craig." Jody was staring at her feet. "But in my defense there's something weird about this whole situation!"
"Well, obviously! You're in love with a chav!"
"No not that Rafe. It's something that's weird with Craig. He doesn't I dunno he doesn't look... Comfy with himself." Jody stared at Craig's face, he reminded her of Brandon Flowers crossed with Tre Cool. She was right he didn't look at ease. He winced each time he was introduced to a new chav, so far Jody hadn't seen him show any sign of enjoying himself. He had his tie a normal length, his hair was instyle, he had proper school shoes on and from what Jody could hear he spoke clearly and normally with chav words added in for effect. The only thing that Jody could see that made him anything near a chav was the signet rings on each of his fingers and the fake gold chains around his left wrist and neck.
Jody's staring was broken as a tall brunette came running at her shouting her name. It was Jo.
"Did you see that Chav?" Jo demanded.
"Yeah!"
"There's something weird going on!"
"Something very weird!" Jody replied
To be continued...
There was no way someone as hot as that could possibly be even half a chav no bloody way.
Craig walked (well was pushed by the warewofl/man/dog Ebony (she's supposedly a girl)) up to a tiny chav called Mik. They slammed their knuckles against each others and bellowed "SAFE!" at each other.
"What's wrong with me?" Jody whispered as she raised her hands up and looked at them as if checking for some kind of sign as why she felt so weird.
"What ya on about Jody?" Alec asked as he Immy, George, Elliott, Fowdell and Evans walked over to the two.
"It can't be!" Jody dropped her hands from her face and put them on Immy's shoulders. She began to shake him viciously. "WHY ME?"
Immy pulled at Jody's arms and pushed her away.
"What the hell are you on about?" Elliott asked staring at Jody like she was some kind of phsyco.
She murmured something vaguely which made every one immediately ask her what the hell she had just said.
"I fancy a chav." Jody whispered in her smallest voice. There was stunned silence all around. Jody herself couldn't believe it, she'd fancied George for ages and now so unexpectedly she... She... She'd fallen in love with a chav.
"Who?" Rafe inquired with a look of bewilderment on her face.
"Craig." Jody was staring at her feet. "But in my defense there's something weird about this whole situation!"
"Well, obviously! You're in love with a chav!"
"No not that Rafe. It's something that's weird with Craig. He doesn't I dunno he doesn't look... Comfy with himself." Jody stared at Craig's face, he reminded her of Brandon Flowers crossed with Tre Cool. She was right he didn't look at ease. He winced each time he was introduced to a new chav, so far Jody hadn't seen him show any sign of enjoying himself. He had his tie a normal length, his hair was instyle, he had proper school shoes on and from what Jody could hear he spoke clearly and normally with chav words added in for effect. The only thing that Jody could see that made him anything near a chav was the signet rings on each of his fingers and the fake gold chains around his left wrist and neck.
Jody's staring was broken as a tall brunette came running at her shouting her name. It was Jo.
"Did you see that Chav?" Jo demanded.
"Yeah!"
"There's something weird going on!"
"Something very weird!" Jody replied
To be continued...
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