Billie Joe Goes Wiger, chapter 1
One sunny afternoon in the middle of August Adie and Billie Joe were laying in the sun after a hard day at the recording studio. Billie Joe was sipping on a cup of lemonade mixed with rum. "isn't it beatiful out Billie! Adi asked. " It is absolutey beatiful out, and you just brighten it up even more." Billie Joe leaned over and pecked Adi on the cheek. "Hey were did Joey and Jake head off to, they were here a minute ago?" Billie asked looking around. Just than there was a scream from a bush near the side of the pool. "DADDY MOMMY HELP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"OH MY FUCKIN GOD!!!!" Billie Joe said as he ran over to the bush.
"FUCK!!!!" Billie Joe
looked into the bush and there were his children being pulled by the hair by an African American bum. "LET MY CHILDREN GO MOTHER FUCKER!!" Billie Joe screamed as he tried to pull his children out of the guys grasp. Adie was running in circles screaming at the top of her lungs "CALL 911 CALL 911!!!" The bum looked over at Adie "Shut that bitch up!!!!" Billie Joe backed up for it seemed impossible to get his children back without putting up a fight. " I will let your children go on one condition!!!" The bum said
"ANYTHING!!!!" Billie plead. "Billie must come with me, he will never return!!!"
"Billie gave a blank look "Sure" Adie went over to Billie and bitch slapped him across the face. "Are you stupid!!!!" Billie glared at her "It's for our childrens sake!!!!!" The bum let Joey and Jake go and they ran over to there mother. "Come with me white boy" The bum said waving him out the gate "This never happened, and if you call the police I will have my homeboys beat you up." the bum told Adie with a snap. Billie kissed his wife and told her he loved her and to take care of the children. Adi started to sob.
"Can I pack first?? Please!!!" Billie plead to the bum who was twitching. "NO, I will be teaching you and dressing you" Billie wondered what he meant by that. Billie didn't care about this at all because he had his cell phone hidden in his black pants, so he had a feeling he would return home soon.
An hour later after walking down the streets of LA, Billie Joe had an idea. "Hey man can I take a quick piss at one of these restuarants?" Billie Joe asked holding his crotch like he had to go badly. "Can you wait we're almost at my place!!!" The bum was very angry at Billie for his sudden need to piss. "Afraid not man I have to piss badly!!!" Billie Joe was planning to call the police on his cell once he reached a bathroom stall. "Just piss on one of these bulidings we're in an ally and no ones looking, see even i'll close my eyes!!" The bum pretended to close his eyes tightly. "HELL NO, I want to go piss in a real bathroom!!!" Billie Joe was getting really pissed off at this dude.
"OH MY FUCKIN GOD!!!!" Billie Joe said as he ran over to the bush.
"FUCK!!!!" Billie Joe
looked into the bush and there were his children being pulled by the hair by an African American bum. "LET MY CHILDREN GO MOTHER FUCKER!!" Billie Joe screamed as he tried to pull his children out of the guys grasp. Adie was running in circles screaming at the top of her lungs "CALL 911 CALL 911!!!" The bum looked over at Adie "Shut that bitch up!!!!" Billie Joe backed up for it seemed impossible to get his children back without putting up a fight. " I will let your children go on one condition!!!" The bum said
"ANYTHING!!!!" Billie plead. "Billie must come with me, he will never return!!!"
"Billie gave a blank look "Sure" Adie went over to Billie and bitch slapped him across the face. "Are you stupid!!!!" Billie glared at her "It's for our childrens sake!!!!!" The bum let Joey and Jake go and they ran over to there mother. "Come with me white boy" The bum said waving him out the gate "This never happened, and if you call the police I will have my homeboys beat you up." the bum told Adie with a snap. Billie kissed his wife and told her he loved her and to take care of the children. Adi started to sob.
"Can I pack first?? Please!!!" Billie plead to the bum who was twitching. "NO, I will be teaching you and dressing you" Billie wondered what he meant by that. Billie didn't care about this at all because he had his cell phone hidden in his black pants, so he had a feeling he would return home soon.
An hour later after walking down the streets of LA, Billie Joe had an idea. "Hey man can I take a quick piss at one of these restuarants?" Billie Joe asked holding his crotch like he had to go badly. "Can you wait we're almost at my place!!!" The bum was very angry at Billie for his sudden need to piss. "Afraid not man I have to piss badly!!!" Billie Joe was planning to call the police on his cell once he reached a bathroom stall. "Just piss on one of these bulidings we're in an ally and no ones looking, see even i'll close my eyes!!" The bum pretended to close his eyes tightly. "HELL NO, I want to go piss in a real bathroom!!!" Billie Joe was getting really pissed off at this dude.
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