Billie Joe Goes Wiger, chapter 10
Garrett walked over to a drawer and pulled out a golden vibrater. Tre gulped and held on to Mike tightly, Billie Joe sat in a corner staring into space.
"Finaly, we actually get to have some fun, but not just with one punk rock wannabe!!! The whole band!!!" Garrett walked over to Kevin.
"Go and undress our guests, make sure they don't try anything funny" Garrett walked into the bathroom to get undressed.
"Look man, we're not gay, well maybe Billie and Mike are....but i'm not!!!" Tre let go of Mike and fell to the floor, he started to suck his thumb in fetal position. Mike looked at his watch impatiently as if waiting for someone. Billie just sat there, he didn't know, or care, what was going on.
"Bad news guys, the vibrater has no batteries" Garrett walked out in his coffee stained underwear, Tre fainted.
"God Tre, I thought out of all people you'd take it the best." Mike snickered and then bit his lip.
"Guess i'll take our guests to my house, we'll finish this tomorrow after I get some money for batteries...... unless our friends here, have some spare change???" Garrett looked at Billie, who was still staring off into space.
"I'm sorry, what did you say?" Billie Joe snapped out daydreaming, which he'd been doing alot lately.
"Never mind, let's just go, see ya tomorrow man" Garrett hugged Kevin and Terrance like two long lost friends. Garrett lifted Tre by his black polo collar and slapped him back into the real world.
"NO MOM I DIDN'T FUCK THE NEIGHBORS DOG! IT WAS SANTA CLAUSE!" Tre looked around and noticed everyone glaring at him.
"Ummmm, sorry...I didn't anyway..." Tre ran over to Billie.
"Man, I can't take this anymore!! We're gonna miss our concert tomorrow in Paris, money going down the drain!!!" Billie shrugged and tapped his foot.
"I have better things to worry about, I wish they would just do off with my head" Billie walked out the door.
"Well are we goin or not???" Billie was impatient and tired, even the small Barney bed back at Garrett's looked comfy at that moment, he'd sleep on gravel.
"Billie wait up!!!" Tre and Mike ran after him.
"I say we make a run for it, come on Garrett is still in the house!! Tre started running along the deserted alley way. A cat ran by Tre's feet and he tripped to the ground. Billie and Mike snickered and were happy that they were atleast together. Billie started biting his lower lip.
"Trust me, if we tried running away, he'd kill us...but I'd rather be dead than going through this crap." Billie kicked a can on the ground as he spoke those words, it was true, he wished someone would kill him.
"Oh be quiet Billie, we need an adventure once in awhile, its better than sitting on a tour bus or on an airplane 24/7!!! And atleast we have eachother!!!" Tre smiled and opened his arms offering a hug, but nobody took the offer. Mike looked up at the sky.
"My plan failed, Adrieene was suppose to track us down!" Mike looked at Billie who was also looking at the sky in misery.
"Look sorry man, I can't believe she got engaged in a day either...... but look at it this way, you're way hotter than Jason!!" Mike smiled faintly and Billie snickered.
" Yeah, I guess I am" Billie looked around and noticed that they had walked 4 blocks and Garrett was nowhere to be found.
"Dude!!! Were not in the alley anymore, Garrett isn't around, WE'RE FREE! Tre kissed Mike on the lips, and Mike looked at Tre with disbelief.
"Oh, he'll find us, trust me..." Billie clenched his fist.
" God I want to beat that guy up, he has some nerve trying to kidnap me, BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG! Mike laughed.
"Settle down hulk you might hurt urself" Billie laughed and then streched.
"I'm tired, maybe we should stay in one of these crappy hotels for the night" Tre smiled at Billie agreeing with those words.
"Hey dude look at those prostitutes!! You can get back at Adi" Tre snickered, but Billie looked closer...ONE OF THOSE PROSTITUTES WAS ADI!
"Finaly, we actually get to have some fun, but not just with one punk rock wannabe!!! The whole band!!!" Garrett walked over to Kevin.
"Go and undress our guests, make sure they don't try anything funny" Garrett walked into the bathroom to get undressed.
"Look man, we're not gay, well maybe Billie and Mike are....but i'm not!!!" Tre let go of Mike and fell to the floor, he started to suck his thumb in fetal position. Mike looked at his watch impatiently as if waiting for someone. Billie just sat there, he didn't know, or care, what was going on.
"Bad news guys, the vibrater has no batteries" Garrett walked out in his coffee stained underwear, Tre fainted.
"God Tre, I thought out of all people you'd take it the best." Mike snickered and then bit his lip.
"Guess i'll take our guests to my house, we'll finish this tomorrow after I get some money for batteries...... unless our friends here, have some spare change???" Garrett looked at Billie, who was still staring off into space.
"I'm sorry, what did you say?" Billie Joe snapped out daydreaming, which he'd been doing alot lately.
"Never mind, let's just go, see ya tomorrow man" Garrett hugged Kevin and Terrance like two long lost friends. Garrett lifted Tre by his black polo collar and slapped him back into the real world.
"NO MOM I DIDN'T FUCK THE NEIGHBORS DOG! IT WAS SANTA CLAUSE!" Tre looked around and noticed everyone glaring at him.
"Ummmm, sorry...I didn't anyway..." Tre ran over to Billie.
"Man, I can't take this anymore!! We're gonna miss our concert tomorrow in Paris, money going down the drain!!!" Billie shrugged and tapped his foot.
"I have better things to worry about, I wish they would just do off with my head" Billie walked out the door.
"Well are we goin or not???" Billie was impatient and tired, even the small Barney bed back at Garrett's looked comfy at that moment, he'd sleep on gravel.
"Billie wait up!!!" Tre and Mike ran after him.
"I say we make a run for it, come on Garrett is still in the house!! Tre started running along the deserted alley way. A cat ran by Tre's feet and he tripped to the ground. Billie and Mike snickered and were happy that they were atleast together. Billie started biting his lower lip.
"Trust me, if we tried running away, he'd kill us...but I'd rather be dead than going through this crap." Billie kicked a can on the ground as he spoke those words, it was true, he wished someone would kill him.
"Oh be quiet Billie, we need an adventure once in awhile, its better than sitting on a tour bus or on an airplane 24/7!!! And atleast we have eachother!!!" Tre smiled and opened his arms offering a hug, but nobody took the offer. Mike looked up at the sky.
"My plan failed, Adrieene was suppose to track us down!" Mike looked at Billie who was also looking at the sky in misery.
"Look sorry man, I can't believe she got engaged in a day either...... but look at it this way, you're way hotter than Jason!!" Mike smiled faintly and Billie snickered.
" Yeah, I guess I am" Billie looked around and noticed that they had walked 4 blocks and Garrett was nowhere to be found.
"Dude!!! Were not in the alley anymore, Garrett isn't around, WE'RE FREE! Tre kissed Mike on the lips, and Mike looked at Tre with disbelief.
"Oh, he'll find us, trust me..." Billie clenched his fist.
" God I want to beat that guy up, he has some nerve trying to kidnap me, BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG! Mike laughed.
"Settle down hulk you might hurt urself" Billie laughed and then streched.
"I'm tired, maybe we should stay in one of these crappy hotels for the night" Tre smiled at Billie agreeing with those words.
"Hey dude look at those prostitutes!! You can get back at Adi" Tre snickered, but Billie looked closer...ONE OF THOSE PROSTITUTES WAS ADI!
