Billie Joe Goes Wiger, chapter 8
Garrett looked at the door and turned to Billie Joe.
"Don't move a muscle!!!! You hear me!!!" Garrett walked over to the door.
"Terrance hide our two visitors, will ya??" Terrance scooted the chair that held an exhausted Tre, he had fell asleep in the chair soon after fainting.
"Billie Joe knew the drill, he went behind the couch and curled up into a ball.
Billie looked down at his watch, 2:00 in the morning, and he was about to pass out. Then 80 came to Billie's mind, shes probably making last minute wedding arrangements with that lucky guy at that moment. Billie Joe didn't fear of her getting married, he feared he'd never get to see her again nor his frightened little boys that were probably crying at that moment.
Garrett opened the door and Billie shook out of his daydreaming.
"Pizza for Mr. Armstrong" Billie peeked around the couch that smelled of vomit and was startled to see it was Mike dressed as a pizza man with a fake moustache.
"Mr.Armstrong?? I'm sorry but I think you have the wrong household" Just as Garrett was about to shut the door in Mike's face, Mike spoke up.
"Well, may I take a look, i'm sure this is the correct address, i'm positive!!!"
Garrett gave Mike an evil stare and pointed to the door.
"I've never heard of a pizza man who wanted to come and check out the house, just to make sure he had the correct address, I think you should leave now before I call the cops" Garrett took two steps closer to Mike and examined his face.
"You look familier, have I seen you before??" Mike took two steps back
"No sir, I don't think you have, I'm just a pizza man, never had sex, never been in a headline in a newspaper.........just a friendly pizza man!!!" Mike looked and saw Billie's head peeking around the couch.
"May I take a seat, my back is killing me!!!! One second I promise!!!" Mike didn't wait for an answer and took a seat on the disgruntled couch.
"Well........" Garrett didn't know what to do. Kevin and Terrance just stood in the corner with a confused look swept over their battered faces.
" I think you should be leaving now, we have stuff to do, and its getting pretty late!!! I'm sure you have more pizzas to deliver, you should go!!!" Garrett started to sweat, afraid he wouldn't be able to get rid of this stranger.
"Its 2:10 my shifts way over!!! Maybe I can hang out here for awhile, that is if you don't mind." Mike looked down at his feet and a faint smile leaped over his face.
Terrance had put Tre in the closet right across the room. Tre opened his eyes and was startled to see he was in an old closet that smelled of wet dog. Tre shriveled his nose and looked through the crack in the door. He couldn't see much but recognized Mike sitting on the couch dressed as a pizza dude. Tre tried screaming but remembered that a slab of tape was covered over his mouth.
"Well...... I don't know, I think you should go....." Garrett wiped the sweat dribbling off his forehead and looked carefully at Mike once more, who was that guy???he knew him from somewhere.......
"Don't move a muscle!!!! You hear me!!!" Garrett walked over to the door.
"Terrance hide our two visitors, will ya??" Terrance scooted the chair that held an exhausted Tre, he had fell asleep in the chair soon after fainting.
"Billie Joe knew the drill, he went behind the couch and curled up into a ball.
Billie looked down at his watch, 2:00 in the morning, and he was about to pass out. Then 80 came to Billie's mind, shes probably making last minute wedding arrangements with that lucky guy at that moment. Billie Joe didn't fear of her getting married, he feared he'd never get to see her again nor his frightened little boys that were probably crying at that moment.
Garrett opened the door and Billie shook out of his daydreaming.
"Pizza for Mr. Armstrong" Billie peeked around the couch that smelled of vomit and was startled to see it was Mike dressed as a pizza man with a fake moustache.
"Mr.Armstrong?? I'm sorry but I think you have the wrong household" Just as Garrett was about to shut the door in Mike's face, Mike spoke up.
"Well, may I take a look, i'm sure this is the correct address, i'm positive!!!"
Garrett gave Mike an evil stare and pointed to the door.
"I've never heard of a pizza man who wanted to come and check out the house, just to make sure he had the correct address, I think you should leave now before I call the cops" Garrett took two steps closer to Mike and examined his face.
"You look familier, have I seen you before??" Mike took two steps back
"No sir, I don't think you have, I'm just a pizza man, never had sex, never been in a headline in a newspaper.........just a friendly pizza man!!!" Mike looked and saw Billie's head peeking around the couch.
"May I take a seat, my back is killing me!!!! One second I promise!!!" Mike didn't wait for an answer and took a seat on the disgruntled couch.
"Well........" Garrett didn't know what to do. Kevin and Terrance just stood in the corner with a confused look swept over their battered faces.
" I think you should be leaving now, we have stuff to do, and its getting pretty late!!! I'm sure you have more pizzas to deliver, you should go!!!" Garrett started to sweat, afraid he wouldn't be able to get rid of this stranger.
"Its 2:10 my shifts way over!!! Maybe I can hang out here for awhile, that is if you don't mind." Mike looked down at his feet and a faint smile leaped over his face.
Terrance had put Tre in the closet right across the room. Tre opened his eyes and was startled to see he was in an old closet that smelled of wet dog. Tre shriveled his nose and looked through the crack in the door. He couldn't see much but recognized Mike sitting on the couch dressed as a pizza dude. Tre tried screaming but remembered that a slab of tape was covered over his mouth.
"Well...... I don't know, I think you should go....." Garrett wiped the sweat dribbling off his forehead and looked carefully at Mike once more, who was that guy???he knew him from somewhere.......
