We Are 'Mighty' What?, chapter 11
The yellow figure lands in front of them.
Billie gasps, "Crap!"
Mike and Jason look on.
Mischa speaks, "It's another Ranger!"
The Yellow Figure turns to them and then runs off in the direction of the monsters.
"Wait" yells Billie but the mysterious Yellow Ranger doesn't stop.
"Who is it?" says a puzzled Mike.
"I don't know but I want to find out. Come on guys lets help him" says Billie to his troops.
Just then the newly founded Black Ranger Mark Hoppus strides onto the scene.
"Hey Billie, go and run and get out of here. I got your backs. Hide and morph and then you can help us. Wow my first mission!" squeals Mark.
"Thanks. Hey do you know who that new Yellow Ranger is?"
"What new Yellow Ranger?"
"Up that way!" points Jason.
"Right, oh yeh I see now. Stupid me."
"Yes very stupid you." A voice from behind him says.
It is Tre in the Pink power ranger suit. "Miss me guys?"
"Tre how did you transform without anyone seeing you?"
"That monster chased me into the forest and I sliced his head off. Well I didn't but he was shit scared of Tre Cool! I am everyone's worst nightmare."
"Yeah that's because you wear a skirt" laughed Mark.
"Urgh, great! I got this dude I got to be buddies with... .very uncool!"
"TRE!" screams Mischa, "Quit bickering and start teaming up. We got a crisis on our hands and we haven't got all night to talk. So get in there and start smashing evil dude's butts so we can get back on the bus and have a nice and quiet time to ourselves."
"Oooooo now your talking babe."
Mischa slaps him and he runs off giggling with Mark to join in the fight to help the mysterious yellow ranger against the scum of evil... ... yes EVIL!
"Come on guys, let's run to the forest or something and morph." Commands Billie.
They run to the forest. They are now in the forest. Don't you think it is weird having a forest so close to the arena in New York? In a city? Yes... .weird.
"Alright let's do it!" says Mike
"Tyrannosaurus" yelled Mike
"White Tiger" yelled Jason.
"Triceratops" yelled Mischa.
"Green Dragonzord" says Billie casually yet in a sexy pose with one hand on his hip and the other outstretched holding his power coin.
They morph and then run, well Mike, Jason and Mischa run but Billie casually flies above them. They move onto the scene. Tre, Mark and the Yellow person are fighting tones of ugly grey men and more pig nosed slinty eyed monsters.
Jason looks at one of them and its arm explodes. "Awesome!" he compliments himself.
Mike gets one of the grey men in the headlock. "Let's see who these bastards are!"
Mike pulls off the grey mans mask and low and behold, alas, it is ... ..The lead vocalist from 'The Offspring!'
Mike gasps in shock! The enemy in the music business was truly the enemy in the real world.
Tre points, "Hey look, it's the lead vocalist from the Offspring!"
Jason snickers, "Hey look, it's the lead vocalist from the Offspring!"
Billie looks, "Hey look, it's the lead vocalist from the Offspring!"
Mischa sighs, "Wow... ..I now live with a bunch of morons."
Mark laughs, "Hey look, it's the lead vocalist from the Offspring!"
Mike responds angrily, "We know! You were the fourth one to say the exactly the same thing!"
Mark thinks, 'Stupid Green Day, just because my band is better than their band!'
Tre hears and responds back tapping into Mark's mind, 'You're just jealous!'
Mark looks in confusion, (we can't see his confusion behind the helmet but we can only guess he is confused.) "Who said that?" Mark responds back.
"Oh you don't know?" asks a cheeky Tre Cool.
"No!"
"Oh... .your loss! Billie Joe might tell you later!" Tre snickers and then kicks some more grey men lead vocalist of Offspring's ass.
"No wonder they are called the offspring. There is so damn many of them!" jokes Billie Joe who is now hovering over the fight. "Hehe I can fly and all of you can't this is brilliant!" Just then Billie Joe gets tackled in mid air with a blow to the stomach. He looks at his enemy. He looks very familiar even though he is a monster. The monster is no other than... ... ..Lindsay Lohan!
"Bitch!" screams Billie Joe. "Now I know what Joel Madden has to put up with while with his girlfriend. You!"
Billie charges for her with a head butt to her head.
"Ouch, you can't do that to me! Do you know who I am? I am Lindsay Lohan!"
Billie belts the shit of her with right hooks, uppercuts, left hooks, jabs and everything else.
Jason says, "Kick her in the balls!"
There is an awkward silence. Lindsay then kicks the Green Ranger Billie Joe in the balls.
"Fuck you" he squeals in pain and sticks his middle finger up at Lohan.
Recovering from the blow to the erm well not nice area to be kicked, Billie lays into Lohan, the evil flying monster.
He punches her in the face, "This is for that movie 'Mean Girls!" He punches her again "and the 'Parent trap!'" He continues, "Bitching about Joel's girlfriend" and kicks her in the shin, "and stalking people!" He grabs her by the hair and spins her around and around in circles while she screams *cringes at thought of that* "and your horrible songs!" Billie lets go of her and she falls to the ground with a loud thud. Billie Joe charges and slams into her, "and that is for charging at me!" Billie Joe gains his breathe back and says one more thing, "and believe me bitch... ... .I start all the rumours!"
Billie leaves a helpless Lindsay Lohan on the ground to say her prayers and then Tre comes along and kicks her in the head.
"This is for wearing a pink sweater with blue pants... .ewwwwwwwww. Don't you know anything about fashion?"
There is a scream heard and both Billie and Tre look to the direction of the noise but there is no source to the whereabouts of it.
Meanwhile Mischa and Mike are kicking some lead vocalist from the Offspring ass!
"I'll take that one and then you jump and kick him in the abdomen!" says the Blue Ranger Mischa.
"I like your style Agent Blue." Says Mike.
"Ranger Red are you hitting on me?"
"Now why would I do that?"
'Stay away from her Mike, I am watching your every move' is heard in Mike's head. Mike turns to see Tre and Tre waves sweetly. Mike gives him the finger and continues to kick some lead vocalist from the Offspring ass!
Jason is having fun blowing up pig slinty eyed monsters.
"Another one bites the dust!" he screams with Joy. What a cunning 'White Tiger' he is!
Mark is trying to interrogate the identity out of the Yellow Ranger.
"Tell me who you are!"
The Yellow Ranger continues to fight but ignores Mark. Mark then ignores him. "Fine if you want it like that then be like that, I don't care!"
Mark snobs the Yellow Ranger.
There are only a couple of offspring grey men left now and Mike and Mischa finish them off while Jason explodes the pig monsters.
The 6 rangers huddle in a group. The yellow ranger strays waiting for their plan.
Billie rallies his rangers.
"Rangers, we are going to get those 3 remaining offspring lead vocalist dudes and beat the living shit out of them.
Just the lead vocalist from the Offspring run and run. The 7 rangers chase them and chase them and chase them to an arena... ... ..an arena? Why?
They run inside and the rangers follow. They run through backstage and then go through a curtain.
"Careful this could be a trap guys. I think Jason should go first." Billie says.
"Awww why me?"
"Coz... .I don't know, get behind there."
Jason does as he is commanded and goes behind the curtain. The others follow. They have just walked onto a stage of the Offspring!!!
"What the fuck is this?" says a confused Tre. "The Offspring!"
The lead singer then notices them.
The 3 grey men are on stage.
"Well, well. What is this? 7 people in funny costumes."
"Yeh that's right" says Billie with a clenched fist.
"The offspring sucks!" comments Mike.
"And who is better than us?"
"Blink 182" screams Mark.
"Green Day" yells Tre.
Just then the crowd starts chanting
"Green Day sucks
Blink 182 sucks
Green Day sucks
Blink 182 sucks
Green Day sucks
Blink 182 sucks
Green Day sucks
Blink 182 sucks"
Tre responds and looks to the crowd grabbing a microphone.
"I can suck my own!"
Just then Mischa grabs Tre and walks Tre off stage with her.
Billie Joe looks at the lead vocalist from the offspring. "You disgust me!"
Billie Joe, the Green Ranger turns and then whacks the offspring dude and runs off. Mike pounds the remaining grey men and they fall to pieces.
Just then when everything was thought to be safe a huge noise is heard...
Billie gasps, "Crap!"
Mike and Jason look on.
Mischa speaks, "It's another Ranger!"
The Yellow Figure turns to them and then runs off in the direction of the monsters.
"Wait" yells Billie but the mysterious Yellow Ranger doesn't stop.
"Who is it?" says a puzzled Mike.
"I don't know but I want to find out. Come on guys lets help him" says Billie to his troops.
Just then the newly founded Black Ranger Mark Hoppus strides onto the scene.
"Hey Billie, go and run and get out of here. I got your backs. Hide and morph and then you can help us. Wow my first mission!" squeals Mark.
"Thanks. Hey do you know who that new Yellow Ranger is?"
"What new Yellow Ranger?"
"Up that way!" points Jason.
"Right, oh yeh I see now. Stupid me."
"Yes very stupid you." A voice from behind him says.
It is Tre in the Pink power ranger suit. "Miss me guys?"
"Tre how did you transform without anyone seeing you?"
"That monster chased me into the forest and I sliced his head off. Well I didn't but he was shit scared of Tre Cool! I am everyone's worst nightmare."
"Yeah that's because you wear a skirt" laughed Mark.
"Urgh, great! I got this dude I got to be buddies with... .very uncool!"
"TRE!" screams Mischa, "Quit bickering and start teaming up. We got a crisis on our hands and we haven't got all night to talk. So get in there and start smashing evil dude's butts so we can get back on the bus and have a nice and quiet time to ourselves."
"Oooooo now your talking babe."
Mischa slaps him and he runs off giggling with Mark to join in the fight to help the mysterious yellow ranger against the scum of evil... ... yes EVIL!
"Come on guys, let's run to the forest or something and morph." Commands Billie.
They run to the forest. They are now in the forest. Don't you think it is weird having a forest so close to the arena in New York? In a city? Yes... .weird.
"Alright let's do it!" says Mike
"Tyrannosaurus" yelled Mike
"White Tiger" yelled Jason.
"Triceratops" yelled Mischa.
"Green Dragonzord" says Billie casually yet in a sexy pose with one hand on his hip and the other outstretched holding his power coin.
They morph and then run, well Mike, Jason and Mischa run but Billie casually flies above them. They move onto the scene. Tre, Mark and the Yellow person are fighting tones of ugly grey men and more pig nosed slinty eyed monsters.
Jason looks at one of them and its arm explodes. "Awesome!" he compliments himself.
Mike gets one of the grey men in the headlock. "Let's see who these bastards are!"
Mike pulls off the grey mans mask and low and behold, alas, it is ... ..The lead vocalist from 'The Offspring!'
Mike gasps in shock! The enemy in the music business was truly the enemy in the real world.
Tre points, "Hey look, it's the lead vocalist from the Offspring!"
Jason snickers, "Hey look, it's the lead vocalist from the Offspring!"
Billie looks, "Hey look, it's the lead vocalist from the Offspring!"
Mischa sighs, "Wow... ..I now live with a bunch of morons."
Mark laughs, "Hey look, it's the lead vocalist from the Offspring!"
Mike responds angrily, "We know! You were the fourth one to say the exactly the same thing!"
Mark thinks, 'Stupid Green Day, just because my band is better than their band!'
Tre hears and responds back tapping into Mark's mind, 'You're just jealous!'
Mark looks in confusion, (we can't see his confusion behind the helmet but we can only guess he is confused.) "Who said that?" Mark responds back.
"Oh you don't know?" asks a cheeky Tre Cool.
"No!"
"Oh... .your loss! Billie Joe might tell you later!" Tre snickers and then kicks some more grey men lead vocalist of Offspring's ass.
"No wonder they are called the offspring. There is so damn many of them!" jokes Billie Joe who is now hovering over the fight. "Hehe I can fly and all of you can't this is brilliant!" Just then Billie Joe gets tackled in mid air with a blow to the stomach. He looks at his enemy. He looks very familiar even though he is a monster. The monster is no other than... ... ..Lindsay Lohan!
"Bitch!" screams Billie Joe. "Now I know what Joel Madden has to put up with while with his girlfriend. You!"
Billie charges for her with a head butt to her head.
"Ouch, you can't do that to me! Do you know who I am? I am Lindsay Lohan!"
Billie belts the shit of her with right hooks, uppercuts, left hooks, jabs and everything else.
Jason says, "Kick her in the balls!"
There is an awkward silence. Lindsay then kicks the Green Ranger Billie Joe in the balls.
"Fuck you" he squeals in pain and sticks his middle finger up at Lohan.
Recovering from the blow to the erm well not nice area to be kicked, Billie lays into Lohan, the evil flying monster.
He punches her in the face, "This is for that movie 'Mean Girls!" He punches her again "and the 'Parent trap!'" He continues, "Bitching about Joel's girlfriend" and kicks her in the shin, "and stalking people!" He grabs her by the hair and spins her around and around in circles while she screams *cringes at thought of that* "and your horrible songs!" Billie lets go of her and she falls to the ground with a loud thud. Billie Joe charges and slams into her, "and that is for charging at me!" Billie Joe gains his breathe back and says one more thing, "and believe me bitch... ... .I start all the rumours!"
Billie leaves a helpless Lindsay Lohan on the ground to say her prayers and then Tre comes along and kicks her in the head.
"This is for wearing a pink sweater with blue pants... .ewwwwwwwww. Don't you know anything about fashion?"
There is a scream heard and both Billie and Tre look to the direction of the noise but there is no source to the whereabouts of it.
Meanwhile Mischa and Mike are kicking some lead vocalist from the Offspring ass!
"I'll take that one and then you jump and kick him in the abdomen!" says the Blue Ranger Mischa.
"I like your style Agent Blue." Says Mike.
"Ranger Red are you hitting on me?"
"Now why would I do that?"
'Stay away from her Mike, I am watching your every move' is heard in Mike's head. Mike turns to see Tre and Tre waves sweetly. Mike gives him the finger and continues to kick some lead vocalist from the Offspring ass!
Jason is having fun blowing up pig slinty eyed monsters.
"Another one bites the dust!" he screams with Joy. What a cunning 'White Tiger' he is!
Mark is trying to interrogate the identity out of the Yellow Ranger.
"Tell me who you are!"
The Yellow Ranger continues to fight but ignores Mark. Mark then ignores him. "Fine if you want it like that then be like that, I don't care!"
Mark snobs the Yellow Ranger.
There are only a couple of offspring grey men left now and Mike and Mischa finish them off while Jason explodes the pig monsters.
The 6 rangers huddle in a group. The yellow ranger strays waiting for their plan.
Billie rallies his rangers.
"Rangers, we are going to get those 3 remaining offspring lead vocalist dudes and beat the living shit out of them.
Just the lead vocalist from the Offspring run and run. The 7 rangers chase them and chase them and chase them to an arena... ... ..an arena? Why?
They run inside and the rangers follow. They run through backstage and then go through a curtain.
"Careful this could be a trap guys. I think Jason should go first." Billie says.
"Awww why me?"
"Coz... .I don't know, get behind there."
Jason does as he is commanded and goes behind the curtain. The others follow. They have just walked onto a stage of the Offspring!!!
"What the fuck is this?" says a confused Tre. "The Offspring!"
The lead singer then notices them.
The 3 grey men are on stage.
"Well, well. What is this? 7 people in funny costumes."
"Yeh that's right" says Billie with a clenched fist.
"The offspring sucks!" comments Mike.
"And who is better than us?"
"Blink 182" screams Mark.
"Green Day" yells Tre.
Just then the crowd starts chanting
"Green Day sucks
Blink 182 sucks
Green Day sucks
Blink 182 sucks
Green Day sucks
Blink 182 sucks
Green Day sucks
Blink 182 sucks"
Tre responds and looks to the crowd grabbing a microphone.
"I can suck my own!"
Just then Mischa grabs Tre and walks Tre off stage with her.
Billie Joe looks at the lead vocalist from the offspring. "You disgust me!"
Billie Joe, the Green Ranger turns and then whacks the offspring dude and runs off. Mike pounds the remaining grey men and they fall to pieces.
Just then when everything was thought to be safe a huge noise is heard...
