We Are 'Mighty' What?, chapter 14
The blinding light takes over the skies and a solar lunar power shoots down towards the 5 rangers, making time seem like it was going in slow motion... like the Matrix. The rangers held their respective daggers to each other touching the tips and then 'Wooooooosh' a huge wind comes down on them leaving all the rangers glowing, Red, Yellow, Black, Blue and Pink in neon type colours.
"Everyone call upon your sacred animal spirits!" yells the Yellow Ranger. Maybe he he/she should be the leader instead of Mike?
All the rangers do so and... .
DUN DUN DUN
Screeching is heard along with grunts and puffs and stomping.
"Wooo Sex partay!" squeals Tré.
Everyone ignores him and turn their attention to the noise. Right straight ahead the rangers zords are running all together in a line going sideways... except for Tré's Pterodactyl which was flying.
Then something amazing happened. They were transforming into each other, like they were eating one another!
"Eeeek Mike your dino man is eating Mischa's Triceratops. That is so mean!" Pouts Tré.
"You idiot! It is not eating it! It just... can you be anymore stupid?" Snapped Mike.
"Awww Mike that was mean. I'm not stupid!"
"Yeh but... .argh whatever... ."
"Heh I win!" Tre claps.
"How did I end up with you in the first place?" Mumbles Mischa.
Tre heard. 'Because you can't resist this sexy body and fine ass along with my great looks,' Tre taps into her mind.
Mischa groans. "Tre, cool it please. Be a good boy!" She pats him on the head.
"I feel loved!" he coos.
Anyway back to the transformation...
The zords are gradually transforming into a super fighting force of a zord. Wow! Spectacular! Amazing!
And... .Power rangers music is heard!
"Go Go Power Rangers... "
Rightio... ... ...
"Wow look at that. It is like a huge robot" said Mark.
"No shit Sherlock" Tre bickers back.
"Hey I thought you two quit at this game already. Stop fighting and start working together. The quicker this fight is over, the quicker we get home. GOT IT?!" Yells Mike.
"Yes Ma'am!" Tre quiets down.
"Yes Sir" follows Mark.
Yellow interrupts them.
"Hey come on, the transformation is complete! Now jump into the zord. POWER UP!"
"POWER UP!" screams Mischa, Mike, Tre and Mike in sequence with one another.
They jump up high into the zord.
"Wooo Tre is here reporting for duty!"
"Mischa here, all systems go!"
"Mark is here to ride this bad boy!"
"Yellow joining the bad ass ride!"
"Mike here! Now lets Power up!"
"POWER UP!" they all say once again.
"Errrr guys... .now what?" Mark asks the clan.
"To be honest" said Mike, "I havn't got a clue... Yellow?" He turns to Yellow.
Yellow sighs. "I should be appointed 'LEADER' of this ship at this rate! Alright rangers, get your power coins out and they will stretch to be like a key and see they hole on the dashboard in front of you? Well yes stick it in there, like so." Yellow demonstrates and the rangers copy him.
The zord does a front flip type thing causing the rangers to get a little nauseous. Then out of the sky a huge sword falls and like a magnet the zord catches it.
"Alright rangers... we ready to attack Lohan?" Mike commands.
"Yes!" agreed Yellow.
"Of course we are!" replied Mischa.
"I'm ready sir!" said Mark.
"Ooo can we get her up the ass again?" comments Tre.
"TRE!!!!" all the other rangers yelled at once. It was mainly Mischa's voice heard. She was 'mighty' pissed off.
The newly transformed Zord made its way over to the horrible feisty Lindsay Lohan.
"Coming back for more?" she squealed. "I hate you rangers. I want to stick my fingers down my throat right now and vomit all over your pathetic toy. I hate you! Ahhhhhh. I hate this. Why don't people like me? I want to be me. Ahhhhhhhh!"
"Shit, we pissed her... I mean 'IT' off even more," mumbles Mike. "Alright rangers lets steer this thing and end her misery."
The Zord charges once more in a rampage heading right for Lohan. She starts to charge herself. It was like a bull fights... except there was no red blanket.
The both charge for one another but both miss each other. The Zord swings its right hand mechanical arm with the sword attached at Lohan. She dodges and kicks the Zord in the not so nice place. Alas, it didn't hurt the Zord since it has screws and not nuts. Lohan cries in pain as she as hurt her foot. "Stupid rangers! Why didn't you tell me that that thing was made out of metal?" she screams in agony.
"Is she really that stupid?" Mischa.
"Of course she is. She is only good at one thing," replies Mark.
"Yes we all know what that is," continues Mike.
"Yeh and its sucking co... " Tre concludes.
"Tre behave yourself!" snaps Mischa.
"Sorry babe."
Lindsay Lohan screams in more agony as she kicks the Zord in the arm.
"Why didn't you tell me that your arm was made out of metal too?"
The rangers sigh.
"I think we should save the world from any more pain and rid her from this world all together," sighs Mike.
So the fight continues... .meanwhile... .
Billie and Jason are together. And no... not that together. Jason in his white tiger Zord and Billie in the Green Dragon Zord. They are talking to one another through their radio transmissions.
"Hey Bill, so we attack this huge ugly dude?"
"No we are attacking you, of course we are! You dipshit!"
"Sorry" whispers Jason.
"You'd better be!" scolds Billie Joe.
Together they stared down the monster.
'Better use this new coin I guess' Billie thinks to himself. "Excuse me Dragonzord, I know you can't resist me but papa has got to give birth to your new brother, 'BRONTOSAURUS.'"
Billie get out of his zord and climbs out through the hatch standing on top of his Dragonzord who is growling like he is whimpering. Billie pats the dragons head. "There, there, daddy will be back in soon" he reassures the zord. Billie pulls out his new power coin given to him by the one and only Zordon.
"Brontosaurus" Billie Joe yells out.
A flash of light cracks through the night sky causing Billie to jump a little bit scaring him a little.
Out of the shadows a huge dinosaur strides towards them. It comes right up next to Billie's Dragonzord and Jason's White Tiger. Billie jumps on its head and pats him, "Hey Buddy, welcome to the clan" Billie tells his new born. Brontosaurus growls in appreciation.
Billie grasps the Brontosaurus power coin in his right hand and the Dragonzord power coin his in left. He holds them up and presses them together. "Now merge for me" he says coolly. "Transform" he yells. Billie hovers in the sky while Jason's white tiger moves out of the way for the two zords to transform... .
"Everyone call upon your sacred animal spirits!" yells the Yellow Ranger. Maybe he he/she should be the leader instead of Mike?
All the rangers do so and... .
DUN DUN DUN
Screeching is heard along with grunts and puffs and stomping.
"Wooo Sex partay!" squeals Tré.
Everyone ignores him and turn their attention to the noise. Right straight ahead the rangers zords are running all together in a line going sideways... except for Tré's Pterodactyl which was flying.
Then something amazing happened. They were transforming into each other, like they were eating one another!
"Eeeek Mike your dino man is eating Mischa's Triceratops. That is so mean!" Pouts Tré.
"You idiot! It is not eating it! It just... can you be anymore stupid?" Snapped Mike.
"Awww Mike that was mean. I'm not stupid!"
"Yeh but... .argh whatever... ."
"Heh I win!" Tre claps.
"How did I end up with you in the first place?" Mumbles Mischa.
Tre heard. 'Because you can't resist this sexy body and fine ass along with my great looks,' Tre taps into her mind.
Mischa groans. "Tre, cool it please. Be a good boy!" She pats him on the head.
"I feel loved!" he coos.
Anyway back to the transformation...
The zords are gradually transforming into a super fighting force of a zord. Wow! Spectacular! Amazing!
And... .Power rangers music is heard!
"Go Go Power Rangers... "
Rightio... ... ...
"Wow look at that. It is like a huge robot" said Mark.
"No shit Sherlock" Tre bickers back.
"Hey I thought you two quit at this game already. Stop fighting and start working together. The quicker this fight is over, the quicker we get home. GOT IT?!" Yells Mike.
"Yes Ma'am!" Tre quiets down.
"Yes Sir" follows Mark.
Yellow interrupts them.
"Hey come on, the transformation is complete! Now jump into the zord. POWER UP!"
"POWER UP!" screams Mischa, Mike, Tre and Mike in sequence with one another.
They jump up high into the zord.
"Wooo Tre is here reporting for duty!"
"Mischa here, all systems go!"
"Mark is here to ride this bad boy!"
"Yellow joining the bad ass ride!"
"Mike here! Now lets Power up!"
"POWER UP!" they all say once again.
"Errrr guys... .now what?" Mark asks the clan.
"To be honest" said Mike, "I havn't got a clue... Yellow?" He turns to Yellow.
Yellow sighs. "I should be appointed 'LEADER' of this ship at this rate! Alright rangers, get your power coins out and they will stretch to be like a key and see they hole on the dashboard in front of you? Well yes stick it in there, like so." Yellow demonstrates and the rangers copy him.
The zord does a front flip type thing causing the rangers to get a little nauseous. Then out of the sky a huge sword falls and like a magnet the zord catches it.
"Alright rangers... we ready to attack Lohan?" Mike commands.
"Yes!" agreed Yellow.
"Of course we are!" replied Mischa.
"I'm ready sir!" said Mark.
"Ooo can we get her up the ass again?" comments Tre.
"TRE!!!!" all the other rangers yelled at once. It was mainly Mischa's voice heard. She was 'mighty' pissed off.
The newly transformed Zord made its way over to the horrible feisty Lindsay Lohan.
"Coming back for more?" she squealed. "I hate you rangers. I want to stick my fingers down my throat right now and vomit all over your pathetic toy. I hate you! Ahhhhhh. I hate this. Why don't people like me? I want to be me. Ahhhhhhhh!"
"Shit, we pissed her... I mean 'IT' off even more," mumbles Mike. "Alright rangers lets steer this thing and end her misery."
The Zord charges once more in a rampage heading right for Lohan. She starts to charge herself. It was like a bull fights... except there was no red blanket.
The both charge for one another but both miss each other. The Zord swings its right hand mechanical arm with the sword attached at Lohan. She dodges and kicks the Zord in the not so nice place. Alas, it didn't hurt the Zord since it has screws and not nuts. Lohan cries in pain as she as hurt her foot. "Stupid rangers! Why didn't you tell me that that thing was made out of metal?" she screams in agony.
"Is she really that stupid?" Mischa.
"Of course she is. She is only good at one thing," replies Mark.
"Yes we all know what that is," continues Mike.
"Yeh and its sucking co... " Tre concludes.
"Tre behave yourself!" snaps Mischa.
"Sorry babe."
Lindsay Lohan screams in more agony as she kicks the Zord in the arm.
"Why didn't you tell me that your arm was made out of metal too?"
The rangers sigh.
"I think we should save the world from any more pain and rid her from this world all together," sighs Mike.
So the fight continues... .meanwhile... .
Billie and Jason are together. And no... not that together. Jason in his white tiger Zord and Billie in the Green Dragon Zord. They are talking to one another through their radio transmissions.
"Hey Bill, so we attack this huge ugly dude?"
"No we are attacking you, of course we are! You dipshit!"
"Sorry" whispers Jason.
"You'd better be!" scolds Billie Joe.
Together they stared down the monster.
'Better use this new coin I guess' Billie thinks to himself. "Excuse me Dragonzord, I know you can't resist me but papa has got to give birth to your new brother, 'BRONTOSAURUS.'"
Billie get out of his zord and climbs out through the hatch standing on top of his Dragonzord who is growling like he is whimpering. Billie pats the dragons head. "There, there, daddy will be back in soon" he reassures the zord. Billie pulls out his new power coin given to him by the one and only Zordon.
"Brontosaurus" Billie Joe yells out.
A flash of light cracks through the night sky causing Billie to jump a little bit scaring him a little.
Out of the shadows a huge dinosaur strides towards them. It comes right up next to Billie's Dragonzord and Jason's White Tiger. Billie jumps on its head and pats him, "Hey Buddy, welcome to the clan" Billie tells his new born. Brontosaurus growls in appreciation.
Billie grasps the Brontosaurus power coin in his right hand and the Dragonzord power coin his in left. He holds them up and presses them together. "Now merge for me" he says coolly. "Transform" he yells. Billie hovers in the sky while Jason's white tiger moves out of the way for the two zords to transform... .
