We Are 'Mighty' What?, chapter 15
Huge blinding light blinds almost everyone for a few seconds. Several seconds later a new zord is made. The Dragon Zord is now riding on the Brontosaurus.
"Yeeehhaa! There go my two boys!"
Billie flies over to the head of the Dragonzord and hops in the hatch.
"White!" Billie yells.
"Green!" Jason responds.
"Get your ass over here now and stand by me!"
"Yes sir!"
Jason in his white tiger strides next to the Green Ranger in his zords dong a little jig.
"Jason what the hell are you doing?" asks a frustrated Billie. "I wanna get home tonight so I can sleep. You know what sleep is?"
"Sorry Billie Boo Boo, I will behave-"
"Yes you will behave and WHAT? What did you just call me?"
"Nothing... " mumbles Jason.
"I thought so... Now let's blast that ugly creature!" screams Billie
"Yay lets do it Pinhead Gunpowder style!" yells Jason
Billie sighs, "Alright! Pinhead Green Day Gunpowder style!"
Jason adds, "And don't forget... "
"Jason, please! Shut up!" Billie scoffs under his breath.
Jason shuts up.
The two zords take a stance and charge for the ugly beast.
"Charge!" they both scream in unison.
They take it by both sides ramming into it but get knocked down.
"This isn't going to work..." Billie complains.
Jason sprints in the white tiger and its mouth opens up and a solar blast forms... From the night's full moon... Is Jason going to turn into a werewolf? We hope not!
The solar blast takes its energy from the moons rays and..
WATANG!
The monster is destroyed.
Billie looks in disbelief, "You got to be kidding me... Right?"
"I defeated the monster! Meyayahaha!" Jason screams in orgasmic laughter making his zord jump up and down on the spot.
"Well I'll be! Whitey you're a fuckin' legend!" Billie tells his fellow disillusioned friend that is psycho according to Billie.
"Thanks Billie Boo bo-"
"Dude... Don't call me that! Only my wife can call me that!" Billie whines.
"Sorry.... So can I kill Lohan now?" Jason asks rather excitedly. Oh no! We have a psycho killer on our hands!
Billie nods and the two zords head over to the other combined mega Zord thing fighting but they stopped dead in their tracks by two floating objects floating down to their level...
"Evil Olsen Twin Bitches!" Jason screams.
"Be quiet." Billie tells Jason clenching his teeth.
Billie gets out of the hatch of the Dragonzord and flies over to them to meet them face to face.
The evil twins glare at him.
Billie glares back through his helmet, not that they can see...
"Well well. We meet at last." Billie tells them.
He extends his hand out to shake their hands but he is met with force like a field type thing stops him from shaking their hands.
"Fine, be snobbish, I was only trying to be nice!" Billie Joe sneers towards them.
Whilst Billie Joe is staring down the twins, Jason sneaks off to the other monster... LOHAN!
"So what do you bitches want?" Billie Joe asks them calmy.
Mary Kate speaks up, "Its simple."
Ashley concludes, "World domination!"
Then in unison they told Billie, "And the destruction of Zordon and his Power Rangers!"
Billie gulped but kept his cool. "Yeh okay then... But why are you doing this? I want a damn explanation and why take on the form of the ugly alien olsen Twins?"
The two smirk and look back at Billie. "Well," says Mary Kate, "In order to suceed in world domination, you must become famous."
Billie Joe looked sideways at them tilting his head. "Okay then."
Ashley was about to speak but then a huge noise was heard and a loud scream followed by gasps and a huge giggle..
Billie Joe flies over to the wreckage leaving the Olsen Twins where they were.
"Whitey is da man!" screams a voice. Billie Joe looks over at Tre.
"Wooo!" screams Jason.
Billie Joe flies closer to inspect what has just happened.
It appears that Lindsay Lohan has been defeated at the hands of Jason White... The White Power Ranger!
"Yeeehhaa! There go my two boys!"
Billie flies over to the head of the Dragonzord and hops in the hatch.
"White!" Billie yells.
"Green!" Jason responds.
"Get your ass over here now and stand by me!"
"Yes sir!"
Jason in his white tiger strides next to the Green Ranger in his zords dong a little jig.
"Jason what the hell are you doing?" asks a frustrated Billie. "I wanna get home tonight so I can sleep. You know what sleep is?"
"Sorry Billie Boo Boo, I will behave-"
"Yes you will behave and WHAT? What did you just call me?"
"Nothing... " mumbles Jason.
"I thought so... Now let's blast that ugly creature!" screams Billie
"Yay lets do it Pinhead Gunpowder style!" yells Jason
Billie sighs, "Alright! Pinhead Green Day Gunpowder style!"
Jason adds, "And don't forget... "
"Jason, please! Shut up!" Billie scoffs under his breath.
Jason shuts up.
The two zords take a stance and charge for the ugly beast.
"Charge!" they both scream in unison.
They take it by both sides ramming into it but get knocked down.
"This isn't going to work..." Billie complains.
Jason sprints in the white tiger and its mouth opens up and a solar blast forms... From the night's full moon... Is Jason going to turn into a werewolf? We hope not!
The solar blast takes its energy from the moons rays and..
WATANG!
The monster is destroyed.
Billie looks in disbelief, "You got to be kidding me... Right?"
"I defeated the monster! Meyayahaha!" Jason screams in orgasmic laughter making his zord jump up and down on the spot.
"Well I'll be! Whitey you're a fuckin' legend!" Billie tells his fellow disillusioned friend that is psycho according to Billie.
"Thanks Billie Boo bo-"
"Dude... Don't call me that! Only my wife can call me that!" Billie whines.
"Sorry.... So can I kill Lohan now?" Jason asks rather excitedly. Oh no! We have a psycho killer on our hands!
Billie nods and the two zords head over to the other combined mega Zord thing fighting but they stopped dead in their tracks by two floating objects floating down to their level...
"Evil Olsen Twin Bitches!" Jason screams.
"Be quiet." Billie tells Jason clenching his teeth.
Billie gets out of the hatch of the Dragonzord and flies over to them to meet them face to face.
The evil twins glare at him.
Billie glares back through his helmet, not that they can see...
"Well well. We meet at last." Billie tells them.
He extends his hand out to shake their hands but he is met with force like a field type thing stops him from shaking their hands.
"Fine, be snobbish, I was only trying to be nice!" Billie Joe sneers towards them.
Whilst Billie Joe is staring down the twins, Jason sneaks off to the other monster... LOHAN!
"So what do you bitches want?" Billie Joe asks them calmy.
Mary Kate speaks up, "Its simple."
Ashley concludes, "World domination!"
Then in unison they told Billie, "And the destruction of Zordon and his Power Rangers!"
Billie gulped but kept his cool. "Yeh okay then... But why are you doing this? I want a damn explanation and why take on the form of the ugly alien olsen Twins?"
The two smirk and look back at Billie. "Well," says Mary Kate, "In order to suceed in world domination, you must become famous."
Billie Joe looked sideways at them tilting his head. "Okay then."
Ashley was about to speak but then a huge noise was heard and a loud scream followed by gasps and a huge giggle..
Billie Joe flies over to the wreckage leaving the Olsen Twins where they were.
"Whitey is da man!" screams a voice. Billie Joe looks over at Tre.
"Wooo!" screams Jason.
Billie Joe flies closer to inspect what has just happened.
It appears that Lindsay Lohan has been defeated at the hands of Jason White... The White Power Ranger!
