Fame, Fortune, and Green Day, chapter 19
"I wanna go to Germany you guys." Avi declared. They were all sitting on the floor of Billie and Bee's living room, eating the Reese's peanut butter cup castle Tre had made Bee for her birthday almost a month ago.
"Germany? Why Germany?" Bee asked stuffing a peanut butter cup in her mouth and throwing the wrapper at Tre.
"The legal drinking age there is 12. We could get completely shitfaced and no one would care." Avi replied, adding "That's why Germany."
"I WANNA GET SHITFACED!" Tre screamed.
"ME TOO!" yelled Bee and La unanimously. Tre stood up and walked over to Bee and Laura and grabbed their hands. They all stood up and did their happy dance around the Peanut butter cup castle. Bee sat down next to Billie, grabbed his hand and put on her best pouty face.
"Can we go to Germany?? PUHLEEEEEAAASSEEE!" she asked him.
"Why the hell not." he replied. "I love getting shitfaced as much as the next guy."
"Huh? Your going to Germany?" Avi said. "Drummers have all the fun."
"You dumbass we're all going!" Laura said. "Hey I'm German...and whoa so is Bee. Hell yea we get to visit the motherland Bee!!"
"WOO HOO THE MOTHERLAND!" Bee yelled. And that was that. Three days later Bee, Billie, Mike, Laura, Avi, Tre, Danielle, and Diego were on their way to Germany. Their manager told them that they could go, but on one condition. They had to do a show. So on the second night they were in Germany they played.
"Good show." Bee said to Laura and Avi. They were all sitting in the limo driving to God only knows where, sharing a bottle of champagne. Actually it was about the 5th bottle they were sharing.
"Chea." Laura replied. "Except that people don't understand the meaning of NO FUCKING MOSHING!"
"Fuck man...Did you SEE that guy practically fly through the air." Avi said. "It was fuckin awesome"
"Avi!!" Mike shouted.
"Yea yea that's not very nice...blah blah. So where we going for the afterparty?" she asked.
"OOH OOH!" Tre said clapping his hands and getting all excited. "Let's stop at the first pub we see! I've always loved Ireland!" Bee and Laura looked at each other while Billie and Mike stifled their laughter.
"Tre my love," Bee said. "We're not in Ireland....we're in Germany.
"No fucking kidding?!" Tre said looking astonished. "I thought we were in Ireland. Hmm...STOOOOOOP!" he screamed to the limo driver. The limo lurched forward and came to a stop. "Look it's a pub!!!" Tre shouted flinging open the door and almost falling out of the limo. Billie climbed out of the limo with Bee following close behind. Bee was already pretty drunk, so when she tried to get out of the limo the heel of one of her boots caught on the edge of the door. Everyone held their breath as they watched Bee tumble out the door and land face down on the pavement.
"IM OKAAAY!" she yelled and she sat up. Billie walked over to her and helped her up. They walked into the pub, which was tiny and cramped. Their was next to no one in there.
"Hmmm I guess not many people wanna go to an Irish pub in Germany." Mike said glaring at Tre. Tre paid no attention and walked up to the bartender and ordered beer for everyone. Their time in Germany was spent pretty much the same way every night. Of course with the exception of Bee confessing that she would like to bang Tre multiple times, and Tre licking her ear one night when they were particularly drunk, Laura announcing to everyone that she and Mike were going back to the hotel to have a bangfest, and Avi getting completely and utterly out of control drunk one night and had more then a little "fun" with Tre. They were all reluctant to go home until their very last night in Germany when Billie and Bee anounced that they had set the date for the wedding.
"It'll be on October 25th." Bee said pouring everyone a glass of champage. They were in the limo on the way to the airport.
"That's in 4 months." Billie said. "So we better get our asses in gear with the planning."
"To Billie and Bee." Tre said holding up his champagne glass.
"To Billie and Bee!!" Everyone else said unanimously.
"Germany? Why Germany?" Bee asked stuffing a peanut butter cup in her mouth and throwing the wrapper at Tre.
"The legal drinking age there is 12. We could get completely shitfaced and no one would care." Avi replied, adding "That's why Germany."
"I WANNA GET SHITFACED!" Tre screamed.
"ME TOO!" yelled Bee and La unanimously. Tre stood up and walked over to Bee and Laura and grabbed their hands. They all stood up and did their happy dance around the Peanut butter cup castle. Bee sat down next to Billie, grabbed his hand and put on her best pouty face.
"Can we go to Germany?? PUHLEEEEEAAASSEEE!" she asked him.
"Why the hell not." he replied. "I love getting shitfaced as much as the next guy."
"Huh? Your going to Germany?" Avi said. "Drummers have all the fun."
"You dumbass we're all going!" Laura said. "Hey I'm German...and whoa so is Bee. Hell yea we get to visit the motherland Bee!!"
"WOO HOO THE MOTHERLAND!" Bee yelled. And that was that. Three days later Bee, Billie, Mike, Laura, Avi, Tre, Danielle, and Diego were on their way to Germany. Their manager told them that they could go, but on one condition. They had to do a show. So on the second night they were in Germany they played.
"Good show." Bee said to Laura and Avi. They were all sitting in the limo driving to God only knows where, sharing a bottle of champagne. Actually it was about the 5th bottle they were sharing.
"Chea." Laura replied. "Except that people don't understand the meaning of NO FUCKING MOSHING!"
"Fuck man...Did you SEE that guy practically fly through the air." Avi said. "It was fuckin awesome"
"Avi!!" Mike shouted.
"Yea yea that's not very nice...blah blah. So where we going for the afterparty?" she asked.
"OOH OOH!" Tre said clapping his hands and getting all excited. "Let's stop at the first pub we see! I've always loved Ireland!" Bee and Laura looked at each other while Billie and Mike stifled their laughter.
"Tre my love," Bee said. "We're not in Ireland....we're in Germany.
"No fucking kidding?!" Tre said looking astonished. "I thought we were in Ireland. Hmm...STOOOOOOP!" he screamed to the limo driver. The limo lurched forward and came to a stop. "Look it's a pub!!!" Tre shouted flinging open the door and almost falling out of the limo. Billie climbed out of the limo with Bee following close behind. Bee was already pretty drunk, so when she tried to get out of the limo the heel of one of her boots caught on the edge of the door. Everyone held their breath as they watched Bee tumble out the door and land face down on the pavement.
"IM OKAAAY!" she yelled and she sat up. Billie walked over to her and helped her up. They walked into the pub, which was tiny and cramped. Their was next to no one in there.
"Hmmm I guess not many people wanna go to an Irish pub in Germany." Mike said glaring at Tre. Tre paid no attention and walked up to the bartender and ordered beer for everyone. Their time in Germany was spent pretty much the same way every night. Of course with the exception of Bee confessing that she would like to bang Tre multiple times, and Tre licking her ear one night when they were particularly drunk, Laura announcing to everyone that she and Mike were going back to the hotel to have a bangfest, and Avi getting completely and utterly out of control drunk one night and had more then a little "fun" with Tre. They were all reluctant to go home until their very last night in Germany when Billie and Bee anounced that they had set the date for the wedding.
"It'll be on October 25th." Bee said pouring everyone a glass of champage. They were in the limo on the way to the airport.
"That's in 4 months." Billie said. "So we better get our asses in gear with the planning."
"To Billie and Bee." Tre said holding up his champagne glass.
"To Billie and Bee!!" Everyone else said unanimously.
