Fame, Fortune, and Green Day, chapter 6
"Chug, chug, chug, chug!" Bee shouted.
She was watching Laura who was sitting at one of the small tables in Coyote Ugly, chugging down a pitcher of beer. About 15 people including Mike, Bee, Billie Joe, Tre, Dani, Avi, and Tiffany surrounded her. They were all screaming, cheering and banging on the tables. It was not at all hard to see that basically everyone in the group was moderately wasted. Although moderately wasn't quite the word for what Laura and Mike were. Completely and utterly shitfaced was more like it. Bee watched as Laura swallowed down the last mouthful of beer from the pitcher. The room erupted in cheers and claps, then slowly people started to clear the surrounding area.
"Well your nall fo none. Boobie doo-wop let's fet the guck outta here wanna?" Laura said slurring her words and mixing up the letters. Bee laughed. Her and-believe it or not-Billie Joe was the least wasted in the group, but they were still pretty wasted. Mike stumbled across to the other side of the room where Billie Joe was sitting with Bee.
"We're taking the second limo and we're gonna go...wanna come?" Mike said.
"No I think we'll just stay here. You guys go and uh...don't get into too much fuckin' trouble ok?" Billie said patting Mike on the shoulder. And with that Mike and Laura both stumbled out the door giggling and holding hands.
"So Bee where do you wanna....Bee?" Billie turned around to where she had been sitting a minute ago only to find that she had disappeared. He looked around for her for a few minutes.
"Holy shit." he said laughing. He had found Bee. She was with Dani, Avi, and Tiffany up on the bar dancing in a very provocative fashion. He could see Tre standing in front of Danielle shoving what looked to be 50 dollar bills in her back pockets. Billie Joe just stood there laughing until the song came to a stop. He watched as the girls bowed and jumped off the "stage." As Billie Joe approached them he could hear Tre yelling "Bravo! Encore! Encore!" Brittney spotted him and ran up and gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek.
"Hey Tre...do you think you can order me another one of those thingys?" she shouted. Tre nodded and walked away with Dani, Avi, and Tiffany following close behind. Tre had ordered all of Bee's drinks that night, since she was only 17 and didn't want to use her fake ID for more then getting into the bar itself.
"Come on lets sit over here." Billie said grabbing her hand and leading her to a table in the far corner of the room. "You think Tre will be able to find us. I mean I really want another one of those whatchamacallits." she said. "Yea its not like were far away from where we were standing."
They sat there in silence for a while waiting for Tre to come back. Billie racked his brain trying to think of a way to break the ice. He opened his mouth to say something.
"What happened with you and Adrienne?" Bee blurted out. "Shit I am so sorry." she said covering her mouth.
"No. Really it's ok." he said.
"Our marriage had been pretty rocky for a while and it was a mutual thing. We'd talked about it a lot in the last 2 years, but we always stayed together for the boys. We're still really good friends." he said.
"Well then that's good. I'm sorry to be so..uh...straight forward. You know, but I was just wondering because of earlier when we...well...yea. And I just thought...I just don't want..."
He laughed and then to shut her up he kissed her. Pretty soon that turned into full blown making out. He pulled away and stood up.
"Let's get the fuck out of here." he said.
"Ok. But what do we do about Tre, Dani, Avi and Tiffany?" she said. "We only have one limo because Mike and La took the other."
"We'll find them and if they want to stay we'll take the limo to the hotel and send them a fuckin new one." he said. He grabbed her hand and they walked around the small bar searching for the rest of the group. After about 20 minutes of searching Billie could no longer take it.
"Ok we're gonna leave and go to the hotel and we can send the limo back to them ok?
"Ok." she said. And they walked out the door and into the parking lot.
"Houston we have a problem." she said to Billie. The limo was missing.
"Damnit! Tre and the girls must have fucking left us. Those fuckers!" Billie screamed.
"We can get a cab can't we?"
"Good idea." He led her over toward the street and motioned for the next taxi cab that approached. Being that he was Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day, the cabbie had no problem at all stopping for them.
"The Venetian." Billie Joe said to the driver. "And fast."
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Billie Joe, unlocked the door to his, Mike's, and Tre's hotel room. He turned the knob and, thinking everyone was still out, figured he and Bee could have some privacy. He let her go in first. As he was closing the door he heard her gasp and then start to giggle.
"Oh my God." he said fighting the urge to laugh. Mike and Laura were what some might call "making love." But the only thing that popped into Billie's mind was wild and crazy animal sex. He grabbed Bee, who was in utter shock at finding her best friend having sex in the middle of the living room, and went to pull her out of the room.
"Is that a....?" But before Bee could finish the sentence Billie had pulled her out of the room. "Hey there shouldn't be anyone in my room." she said. She pulled out her room card and swiped it in the door. Her and Billie were frantically making out. He pushed her up against the door. Something made her look to her left.
"What the fuck is with these people!" she said in a high whisper. Avi was passed out on the couch, and Tiffany on the floor. What was disturbing was that this time they had walked in on Tre and Danielle who were only making out, thank god. Tre however, did have his pants down around his ankles.
"Damn it!" Billie practically yelled.
"Shhh. I'm going to get the keys to Avi, Tiff and Dani's room. We'll can sleep there since they conveniently took over our room." She tiptoed past Tre and Danielle, who were so into whatever they were doing that they didn't even notice Bee and Billie, and grabbed the card off the nightstand. The her and Billie slipped out the door and went to the room on the right.
"Peace at fuckin last!" Billie yelled. He picked Bee up as he closed the door with his foot. "I want you. Right now." he said as he gently lay her on the bed. They started kissing once more. Billie started off by kissing her forehead. He slowly moved down, lingering at her lips. Pretty soon all clothing had been removed, and he was kissing her bare body. She was his for the taking, and good lord did he take her. He was an expert, knowing just what to do and when to do it. She had never felt anything like it in her life. After they had both reached their climax they lay there holding each other. The last thing she could remember was Billie Joe kissing her forehead before she dozed off.......
She was watching Laura who was sitting at one of the small tables in Coyote Ugly, chugging down a pitcher of beer. About 15 people including Mike, Bee, Billie Joe, Tre, Dani, Avi, and Tiffany surrounded her. They were all screaming, cheering and banging on the tables. It was not at all hard to see that basically everyone in the group was moderately wasted. Although moderately wasn't quite the word for what Laura and Mike were. Completely and utterly shitfaced was more like it. Bee watched as Laura swallowed down the last mouthful of beer from the pitcher. The room erupted in cheers and claps, then slowly people started to clear the surrounding area.
"Well your nall fo none. Boobie doo-wop let's fet the guck outta here wanna?" Laura said slurring her words and mixing up the letters. Bee laughed. Her and-believe it or not-Billie Joe was the least wasted in the group, but they were still pretty wasted. Mike stumbled across to the other side of the room where Billie Joe was sitting with Bee.
"We're taking the second limo and we're gonna go...wanna come?" Mike said.
"No I think we'll just stay here. You guys go and uh...don't get into too much fuckin' trouble ok?" Billie said patting Mike on the shoulder. And with that Mike and Laura both stumbled out the door giggling and holding hands.
"So Bee where do you wanna....Bee?" Billie turned around to where she had been sitting a minute ago only to find that she had disappeared. He looked around for her for a few minutes.
"Holy shit." he said laughing. He had found Bee. She was with Dani, Avi, and Tiffany up on the bar dancing in a very provocative fashion. He could see Tre standing in front of Danielle shoving what looked to be 50 dollar bills in her back pockets. Billie Joe just stood there laughing until the song came to a stop. He watched as the girls bowed and jumped off the "stage." As Billie Joe approached them he could hear Tre yelling "Bravo! Encore! Encore!" Brittney spotted him and ran up and gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek.
"Hey Tre...do you think you can order me another one of those thingys?" she shouted. Tre nodded and walked away with Dani, Avi, and Tiffany following close behind. Tre had ordered all of Bee's drinks that night, since she was only 17 and didn't want to use her fake ID for more then getting into the bar itself.
"Come on lets sit over here." Billie said grabbing her hand and leading her to a table in the far corner of the room. "You think Tre will be able to find us. I mean I really want another one of those whatchamacallits." she said. "Yea its not like were far away from where we were standing."
They sat there in silence for a while waiting for Tre to come back. Billie racked his brain trying to think of a way to break the ice. He opened his mouth to say something.
"What happened with you and Adrienne?" Bee blurted out. "Shit I am so sorry." she said covering her mouth.
"No. Really it's ok." he said.
"Our marriage had been pretty rocky for a while and it was a mutual thing. We'd talked about it a lot in the last 2 years, but we always stayed together for the boys. We're still really good friends." he said.
"Well then that's good. I'm sorry to be so..uh...straight forward. You know, but I was just wondering because of earlier when we...well...yea. And I just thought...I just don't want..."
He laughed and then to shut her up he kissed her. Pretty soon that turned into full blown making out. He pulled away and stood up.
"Let's get the fuck out of here." he said.
"Ok. But what do we do about Tre, Dani, Avi and Tiffany?" she said. "We only have one limo because Mike and La took the other."
"We'll find them and if they want to stay we'll take the limo to the hotel and send them a fuckin new one." he said. He grabbed her hand and they walked around the small bar searching for the rest of the group. After about 20 minutes of searching Billie could no longer take it.
"Ok we're gonna leave and go to the hotel and we can send the limo back to them ok?
"Ok." she said. And they walked out the door and into the parking lot.
"Houston we have a problem." she said to Billie. The limo was missing.
"Damnit! Tre and the girls must have fucking left us. Those fuckers!" Billie screamed.
"We can get a cab can't we?"
"Good idea." He led her over toward the street and motioned for the next taxi cab that approached. Being that he was Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day, the cabbie had no problem at all stopping for them.
"The Venetian." Billie Joe said to the driver. "And fast."
******
Billie Joe, unlocked the door to his, Mike's, and Tre's hotel room. He turned the knob and, thinking everyone was still out, figured he and Bee could have some privacy. He let her go in first. As he was closing the door he heard her gasp and then start to giggle.
"Oh my God." he said fighting the urge to laugh. Mike and Laura were what some might call "making love." But the only thing that popped into Billie's mind was wild and crazy animal sex. He grabbed Bee, who was in utter shock at finding her best friend having sex in the middle of the living room, and went to pull her out of the room.
"Is that a....?" But before Bee could finish the sentence Billie had pulled her out of the room. "Hey there shouldn't be anyone in my room." she said. She pulled out her room card and swiped it in the door. Her and Billie were frantically making out. He pushed her up against the door. Something made her look to her left.
"What the fuck is with these people!" she said in a high whisper. Avi was passed out on the couch, and Tiffany on the floor. What was disturbing was that this time they had walked in on Tre and Danielle who were only making out, thank god. Tre however, did have his pants down around his ankles.
"Damn it!" Billie practically yelled.
"Shhh. I'm going to get the keys to Avi, Tiff and Dani's room. We'll can sleep there since they conveniently took over our room." She tiptoed past Tre and Danielle, who were so into whatever they were doing that they didn't even notice Bee and Billie, and grabbed the card off the nightstand. The her and Billie slipped out the door and went to the room on the right.
"Peace at fuckin last!" Billie yelled. He picked Bee up as he closed the door with his foot. "I want you. Right now." he said as he gently lay her on the bed. They started kissing once more. Billie started off by kissing her forehead. He slowly moved down, lingering at her lips. Pretty soon all clothing had been removed, and he was kissing her bare body. She was his for the taking, and good lord did he take her. He was an expert, knowing just what to do and when to do it. She had never felt anything like it in her life. After they had both reached their climax they lay there holding each other. The last thing she could remember was Billie Joe kissing her forehead before she dozed off.......
