Fame, Fortune, and Green Day, chapter 7
The next morning Laura awoke to the bright sun shining in her eyes. She looked around the room and found that she was lying on the floor next to Mike. Her head was throbbing but she smiled regardless as she recounted some of last night's events. She looked at Mike who was peacefully sleeping and decided to take a shower before she woke him up. She walked into the spacious bathroom and dropped the sheet she had around her. She looked in the mirror, and noticed something that made her want to scream. Immediately she picked the sheet back up and ran into the living room. She gently moved Mike's sheet and saw all she needed to see. She went to run out of the door. Something stuck to her foot. She stopped for a moment just to pick up what was attatched to her foot. It was a polaroid of her and Mike. She had on a goofy looking veil and was carrying a fake bouquet, while Mike sported a tacky black "suit jacket." She looked at her left hand, and ran out the door and went to what was hers and Bee's hotel room. The door was unlocked but she walked out immediately upon seeing Tre, pants half down lying on the floor next to Danielle.
"She must be in Avi's room." she thought to herself. She ran down the hall in nothing but her sheet and began to shout and pound on the door.
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"My head is pounding." Bee thought to herself. "Wait no, that would be the door." She stood up and walked out of the room with every intention of answering the door. "Shit have no clothes on." she remembered. She looked around the room, and spotted the shirt Billie had been wearing before their little rendezvous. Quickly she threw it on. The pounding on the door was getting more frantic.
"I'm coming, I'm coming. Hold your fucking horses will you?" she shouted loud enough for the person on the other side of the door to hear, but not loud enough to wake the sleeping Billie Joe. Bee opened the door and saw that it was Laura. She was in nothing but a sheet.
"Nice choice of attire La. But really if you needed clothes you could have come to me or Avi, or Tiffany. I think the sheets a bit..."
"BEEEEEEEE. Shut the fuck up will you? I think I'm having a heart attack here. SO SHUT UP!"
"Well good morning to you too. What's so important that you have your pantys all up in a bunch." Bee said. Laura thrusted something into Bee's hand. It was a polariod of Mike and Laura wearing cheesy wannabe wedding attire.
"Holy shit!" Bee said catching on. She grabbed Laura's left hand and sure enough there was a ring on her finger. "YOU MARRIED MIKE AT THE LITTLE WHITE WEDDING CHAPEL?!"
"Oh my God Bee you don't know the half of it. If I show you something will you promise not to laugh?"
"Well no. Chances are I'll laugh uncontrollably. But it's the thought that counts."
"Fair enough." Laura said. And with that she turned around and dropped her towel. Just then Billie Joe walked into the room.
"BLUE MOON!" he sang as he jokingly shielded his eyes.
"Jesus La did you have to...Oh my fucking God." Brittney said trying not to laugh.
"Holy fuck Laura. Is that Mike's name tattooed on your ass cheek?" Billie Joe said rather bluntly. Laura pulled the sheet back up and grimaced. Bee walked up to Billie and gave him a kiss. "Love do you think I could have a moment?" she whispered in his ear. "Of course." he whispered back. "You look incredible in my shirt."
Then out loud he said "I'm going to make some waffles. You want some?" Laura just nodded.
"Ok, your Mrs. Mike Dirnt and you look like you just lost your best friend. And last time I checked...yea I'm still alive." Bee said. "So spill."
"I'm so happy like I'd do cartwheels right now if I didn't know that he was going to....going to...annul it." she said as she started sobbing uncontrollably. "And now I'm stuck with his name forever tattoed on my ass cheek." Bee cracked up and Laura smacked her.
"Oh my God he's not gonna annul it! I don't think." she said. "And so what if he does...you could say that you were Mrs. Mike Dirnt for a day...and I mean as for the Mike tattoo. You can just date guys named Mike." That made Laura laugh. She continued. "Besides...Last night when we walked in on you two, I saw Mike's ass...well thats not all i saw but that's not the point....point is he too has your name tattoed on it so your both branded." Just then there came a knock at the door. Before answering it Bee slid on the boxers she had stolen from Mike the night she got run over, and threw Laura a shirt and some shorts to wear. It was Mike.
"Hey Bee. I believe that I may have married Laura last night. So i just came over to see if you all wanted to go out to breakfast to celebrate, since you couldn't make it to our drunken wedding and all." he blabbered.
"Yeaa...Billie is in making breakfast now. So we can eat here. We have champagne." she said giving him a confused look. Just then Tre, Avi, Dani, and Tiffany came bursting through the door. Mike moved out of the way and went to Laura, giving her a long hard kiss. She was grinning from ear to ear. Just wait until the tabloids get this one.
"WAFFFFLLLLLEEEEESSS!!!!!!!" Tre said as he walked in. Danielle followed close behind him.
"I'm going to get some orange juice." Avi said, and she made her way to the kitchen. Danielle walked up to Bee.
"I think I may have had sex with Tre last night. But I really don't remember." she said nonchalantly. Bee cracked up. That was so unlike Danielle.
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Brittney heard Avi yell. "Next time can ya tell Billie to put some fuckin clothes on before he cooks our breakfast." Bee felt her face go red. Now everyone would know. Honestly though she had nothing to worry about. Laura and Mike had gotten married and had each other's names tattooed on their asses in addition to having sex, and Danielle had sex with Tre. All was well in the world. Bee noticed that everyone had migrated to the dining area. By the time she got there everyone was seated. Mike and Laura were having their usual morning make-out fest, and Danielle and Tre were giving each other the googly eyes. Billie had put pants on and he motioned for her to sit next to him and have waffles. After she sat down, Tre flicked a large hunk of waffle at Laura and Mike to get them to stop making out, this resulted in Mike flinging waffle at Tre, who flung waffle at Bee on accident, which caused Billie to fling waffle and hit Avi in the face. It turned into a waffle flinging fest, and had everyone cracking up. After the chaos subsided and everyone went back to actually eating their waffles Billie told the girls the good news.
"Hey you guys know in a few days we go back to L.A. right?" he said.
"Uh huh." they all said together.
"Well yea, we managed to get you guys into a studio as like a surprise. So you can record your album and whatnot." Tre said finishing for Billie.
"The people really seem to like your stuff." Mike said.
"A recording studio?" Laura said practically shouting. "You mean we're gonna have a CD?"
"We said we'd get you one didn't we? We're not fuckin liars." Billie said. "Well except for Tre, but he can't really help it."
The girls looked to one another. They were on tour with Green Day. Laura was married to Mike. Brittney was dating Billie Joe, and Danielle had sex with Tre. AND they were going to start recording their first ever CD within the next three days. Things couldnt get any better. At that moment they took all the excitement they had bottled up inside of them and jumped up from the table, shrieking and acreaming and cheering. Welcome to paradise....
"She must be in Avi's room." she thought to herself. She ran down the hall in nothing but her sheet and began to shout and pound on the door.
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"My head is pounding." Bee thought to herself. "Wait no, that would be the door." She stood up and walked out of the room with every intention of answering the door. "Shit have no clothes on." she remembered. She looked around the room, and spotted the shirt Billie had been wearing before their little rendezvous. Quickly she threw it on. The pounding on the door was getting more frantic.
"I'm coming, I'm coming. Hold your fucking horses will you?" she shouted loud enough for the person on the other side of the door to hear, but not loud enough to wake the sleeping Billie Joe. Bee opened the door and saw that it was Laura. She was in nothing but a sheet.
"Nice choice of attire La. But really if you needed clothes you could have come to me or Avi, or Tiffany. I think the sheets a bit..."
"BEEEEEEEE. Shut the fuck up will you? I think I'm having a heart attack here. SO SHUT UP!"
"Well good morning to you too. What's so important that you have your pantys all up in a bunch." Bee said. Laura thrusted something into Bee's hand. It was a polariod of Mike and Laura wearing cheesy wannabe wedding attire.
"Holy shit!" Bee said catching on. She grabbed Laura's left hand and sure enough there was a ring on her finger. "YOU MARRIED MIKE AT THE LITTLE WHITE WEDDING CHAPEL?!"
"Oh my God Bee you don't know the half of it. If I show you something will you promise not to laugh?"
"Well no. Chances are I'll laugh uncontrollably. But it's the thought that counts."
"Fair enough." Laura said. And with that she turned around and dropped her towel. Just then Billie Joe walked into the room.
"BLUE MOON!" he sang as he jokingly shielded his eyes.
"Jesus La did you have to...Oh my fucking God." Brittney said trying not to laugh.
"Holy fuck Laura. Is that Mike's name tattooed on your ass cheek?" Billie Joe said rather bluntly. Laura pulled the sheet back up and grimaced. Bee walked up to Billie and gave him a kiss. "Love do you think I could have a moment?" she whispered in his ear. "Of course." he whispered back. "You look incredible in my shirt."
Then out loud he said "I'm going to make some waffles. You want some?" Laura just nodded.
"Ok, your Mrs. Mike Dirnt and you look like you just lost your best friend. And last time I checked...yea I'm still alive." Bee said. "So spill."
"I'm so happy like I'd do cartwheels right now if I didn't know that he was going to....going to...annul it." she said as she started sobbing uncontrollably. "And now I'm stuck with his name forever tattoed on my ass cheek." Bee cracked up and Laura smacked her.
"Oh my God he's not gonna annul it! I don't think." she said. "And so what if he does...you could say that you were Mrs. Mike Dirnt for a day...and I mean as for the Mike tattoo. You can just date guys named Mike." That made Laura laugh. She continued. "Besides...Last night when we walked in on you two, I saw Mike's ass...well thats not all i saw but that's not the point....point is he too has your name tattoed on it so your both branded." Just then there came a knock at the door. Before answering it Bee slid on the boxers she had stolen from Mike the night she got run over, and threw Laura a shirt and some shorts to wear. It was Mike.
"Hey Bee. I believe that I may have married Laura last night. So i just came over to see if you all wanted to go out to breakfast to celebrate, since you couldn't make it to our drunken wedding and all." he blabbered.
"Yeaa...Billie is in making breakfast now. So we can eat here. We have champagne." she said giving him a confused look. Just then Tre, Avi, Dani, and Tiffany came bursting through the door. Mike moved out of the way and went to Laura, giving her a long hard kiss. She was grinning from ear to ear. Just wait until the tabloids get this one.
"WAFFFFLLLLLEEEEESSS!!!!!!!" Tre said as he walked in. Danielle followed close behind him.
"I'm going to get some orange juice." Avi said, and she made her way to the kitchen. Danielle walked up to Bee.
"I think I may have had sex with Tre last night. But I really don't remember." she said nonchalantly. Bee cracked up. That was so unlike Danielle.
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Brittney heard Avi yell. "Next time can ya tell Billie to put some fuckin clothes on before he cooks our breakfast." Bee felt her face go red. Now everyone would know. Honestly though she had nothing to worry about. Laura and Mike had gotten married and had each other's names tattooed on their asses in addition to having sex, and Danielle had sex with Tre. All was well in the world. Bee noticed that everyone had migrated to the dining area. By the time she got there everyone was seated. Mike and Laura were having their usual morning make-out fest, and Danielle and Tre were giving each other the googly eyes. Billie had put pants on and he motioned for her to sit next to him and have waffles. After she sat down, Tre flicked a large hunk of waffle at Laura and Mike to get them to stop making out, this resulted in Mike flinging waffle at Tre, who flung waffle at Bee on accident, which caused Billie to fling waffle and hit Avi in the face. It turned into a waffle flinging fest, and had everyone cracking up. After the chaos subsided and everyone went back to actually eating their waffles Billie told the girls the good news.
"Hey you guys know in a few days we go back to L.A. right?" he said.
"Uh huh." they all said together.
"Well yea, we managed to get you guys into a studio as like a surprise. So you can record your album and whatnot." Tre said finishing for Billie.
"The people really seem to like your stuff." Mike said.
"A recording studio?" Laura said practically shouting. "You mean we're gonna have a CD?"
"We said we'd get you one didn't we? We're not fuckin liars." Billie said. "Well except for Tre, but he can't really help it."
The girls looked to one another. They were on tour with Green Day. Laura was married to Mike. Brittney was dating Billie Joe, and Danielle had sex with Tre. AND they were going to start recording their first ever CD within the next three days. Things couldnt get any better. At that moment they took all the excitement they had bottled up inside of them and jumped up from the table, shrieking and acreaming and cheering. Welcome to paradise....
