Fame, Fortune, and Green Day, chapter 9
The day their plane took off to Disney, was also the day that their single came out. The album itself would come out in a month or so. Apparently the issue of Teen People that had come out two weeks before that, on top of the fact that they opened for Green Day in Vegas, and were dating two of the members had it's upsides. Things were likely to get pretty busy for them, but for now all they wanted to think about was the two weeks ahead of them in Disney. Though they didn't have a late flight, Bee noticed that her and Billie Joe were the only ones who were awake. For the past half hour or so they were looking at the issue of Teen People with Bleeding Rose on the cover, and laughing at how ridiculous the pictures were. They got caught up in the moment and began to kiss, each kiss more passionate and hungry then the last. Bee pulled away gasping for breath. Billie just looked at her.
"Whats wrong? What did I do?" he said, giving her a pouty face she couldn't resist.
"Nothing." she replied.
"Well why did you pull away?"
"Well because I fear if I kiss you any longer, I won't be able to fight the urge to rip off your clothes and have hot animal sex with you right here..." she said, only partially joking.
"Ok so let's go."
"Go where? She asked puzzled.
"To the fukin bathroom where do you think!?"
"You're kidding right. There are PEOPLE on the plane."
"Aww c'mon. There all old fucks. They won't care." Bee surveyed the room. He was right. The few people who were on the plane with them were old rick folk. Most were sleeping and the ones who were'nt were reading. She looked to Billie Joe and grinned. He got up looked around for a flight attendant and decided the coast was clear. He grabbed Bee's hand and she followed him into the tiny lavatory. Immediately they started to kiss again. Billie held onto Bee tight as she latched her legs around him. With a certain expertise he managed to get her shirt and her pants off despite the fact that they were in an airport lavatory, and despite her lack of expertise she was able to do the same to him. As for what happened next, well if your smart you'll put two and two together and figure it out.
After a few minutes Bee emerged from the bathroom, Billie Joe following close behind. Thankfully no one noticed them coming out together. They sat back down in their seats and soon after Bee had fallen asleep on Billie's shoulder, which left him awake alone with his thoughts. He stared at her for awhile. He realized that he was falling fast and that it scared the fuck out of him. She would be 18 in three weeks. He had a surprise planned for her. Laura, Mike, Tre, Avi, and Danielle were all in on it too, and thankfully none of them had blabbed. He grabbed the Teen People magazine and looked at it once more before he too fell asleep.
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"DISNEY WOOOORLD!" Laura shouted into Bee's ear. "HONEYMOON IN DISNEY WORLD!"
"You my friend. Are completely and totally nuts." Bee said to Laura as Laura tried to stick a pretzel stick she had found in the limo up Bee's nose.
"I'm not the one wearing the inside out sweater. What happened it wasn't like that when we got on the plane... HEYYYY were you and Billie Joe screwing in the bathroom again?" Laura said jokingly. Bee looked wide eyed and Billie who she was sitting next to in the limo on the ride to the hotel.
"Actually yes." he said, much to Bee's terror. "We fucked like wild animals right there in the bathroom on the airplane." For a second all was silent. Laura thought at first that he was joking. Then she saw Bee go 10 shades of red.
"OH MY GOD! BEE AND BILLIE SCREWED ON THE AIRPLANE... BE AND BILLIE SCREWED ON THE AIRPLANE." Laura began to sing. Eventually everyone chimed in. Bee looked like she was about to die, and Billie just laughed, and kissed her forehead.
"Yea. Well I think it's about time I tell Danielle about yours and Mike's rendezvous on his kitchen counter. She did afterall eat mayo off of it the day after." Bee countered grinning maliciously at Laura. Danielle began to gag.
"YOU HAD SEX ON THE COUNTER AND DIDN'T TELL ME! I'VE EATEN OFF OF THAT COUNTER!" Danielle screeched. The entire limo erupted in laughter. The all continued to joke with each other until the limo stopped outside of the hotel. They all got out and looked wide eyed at the hotel. Laura began to sob uncontrollably, but was quickly comforted by Mike. They walked up to their rooms, which were once again all near each other. Only this time, Laura and Mike shared a room, since it was their honeymoon, Billie and Bee shared a room, and that left Tre, Avi, and Danielle all in the same room. Oi, Tre in a room alone with two females. Bee thought to herself. That's a catastrophe waiting to happen. She watched Mike open the door to his and Laura's room. He then picked Laura up like most married people do on their honeymoon, and took her through the doorway, banging he head off the door frame.
"OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW" Laura yelled. Bee and Billie were cracking up.
"Fuck you!" Laura shouted out to them before the door completely closed. Billie opened the door to their own room, and he too picked Bee up and carried her in, though it wasn't their honeymoon. Thankfully her head remained unharmed.
Ahhh. There's nothing like true love. she thought...
"Whats wrong? What did I do?" he said, giving her a pouty face she couldn't resist.
"Nothing." she replied.
"Well why did you pull away?"
"Well because I fear if I kiss you any longer, I won't be able to fight the urge to rip off your clothes and have hot animal sex with you right here..." she said, only partially joking.
"Ok so let's go."
"Go where? She asked puzzled.
"To the fukin bathroom where do you think!?"
"You're kidding right. There are PEOPLE on the plane."
"Aww c'mon. There all old fucks. They won't care." Bee surveyed the room. He was right. The few people who were on the plane with them were old rick folk. Most were sleeping and the ones who were'nt were reading. She looked to Billie Joe and grinned. He got up looked around for a flight attendant and decided the coast was clear. He grabbed Bee's hand and she followed him into the tiny lavatory. Immediately they started to kiss again. Billie held onto Bee tight as she latched her legs around him. With a certain expertise he managed to get her shirt and her pants off despite the fact that they were in an airport lavatory, and despite her lack of expertise she was able to do the same to him. As for what happened next, well if your smart you'll put two and two together and figure it out.
After a few minutes Bee emerged from the bathroom, Billie Joe following close behind. Thankfully no one noticed them coming out together. They sat back down in their seats and soon after Bee had fallen asleep on Billie's shoulder, which left him awake alone with his thoughts. He stared at her for awhile. He realized that he was falling fast and that it scared the fuck out of him. She would be 18 in three weeks. He had a surprise planned for her. Laura, Mike, Tre, Avi, and Danielle were all in on it too, and thankfully none of them had blabbed. He grabbed the Teen People magazine and looked at it once more before he too fell asleep.
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"DISNEY WOOOORLD!" Laura shouted into Bee's ear. "HONEYMOON IN DISNEY WORLD!"
"You my friend. Are completely and totally nuts." Bee said to Laura as Laura tried to stick a pretzel stick she had found in the limo up Bee's nose.
"I'm not the one wearing the inside out sweater. What happened it wasn't like that when we got on the plane... HEYYYY were you and Billie Joe screwing in the bathroom again?" Laura said jokingly. Bee looked wide eyed and Billie who she was sitting next to in the limo on the ride to the hotel.
"Actually yes." he said, much to Bee's terror. "We fucked like wild animals right there in the bathroom on the airplane." For a second all was silent. Laura thought at first that he was joking. Then she saw Bee go 10 shades of red.
"OH MY GOD! BEE AND BILLIE SCREWED ON THE AIRPLANE... BE AND BILLIE SCREWED ON THE AIRPLANE." Laura began to sing. Eventually everyone chimed in. Bee looked like she was about to die, and Billie just laughed, and kissed her forehead.
"Yea. Well I think it's about time I tell Danielle about yours and Mike's rendezvous on his kitchen counter. She did afterall eat mayo off of it the day after." Bee countered grinning maliciously at Laura. Danielle began to gag.
"YOU HAD SEX ON THE COUNTER AND DIDN'T TELL ME! I'VE EATEN OFF OF THAT COUNTER!" Danielle screeched. The entire limo erupted in laughter. The all continued to joke with each other until the limo stopped outside of the hotel. They all got out and looked wide eyed at the hotel. Laura began to sob uncontrollably, but was quickly comforted by Mike. They walked up to their rooms, which were once again all near each other. Only this time, Laura and Mike shared a room, since it was their honeymoon, Billie and Bee shared a room, and that left Tre, Avi, and Danielle all in the same room. Oi, Tre in a room alone with two females. Bee thought to herself. That's a catastrophe waiting to happen. She watched Mike open the door to his and Laura's room. He then picked Laura up like most married people do on their honeymoon, and took her through the doorway, banging he head off the door frame.
"OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW" Laura yelled. Bee and Billie were cracking up.
"Fuck you!" Laura shouted out to them before the door completely closed. Billie opened the door to their own room, and he too picked Bee up and carried her in, though it wasn't their honeymoon. Thankfully her head remained unharmed.
Ahhh. There's nothing like true love. she thought...
