Anything But Ordinary, chapter 3

-KNOWLEDGE-

This Time I Got It All Figured Out:
All I Know Is That I Don't Know Nothing
And That's Fine...


*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP*
"Billie, turn off the alarm..."
*SNORE SNORE SNORE*
"BILLIE! TURN THE DAMN THING OFF!"
"WHA WHA?!"
"TURN THAT THING OFF!"
*CLICK*
"Thank you! Sheesh!"
"WHAT?! Oh c'mon, you know we were up last night! I'm dead tired!"
Adrienne stretched, while Billie hid under the sheets for more sleep. Suddenly,
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLO?!?!?!?!"
"OH FUCKING SHIT!" Adrienne complained.
"NOOOOOO!" Billie muttered from under the blanket.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLO?! OYE! BILLIE! 80!"
Soon, the door swung open to reveal a jovial Tre. Adrienne fell back on the bed, and Billie curled up into a ball, as if it were to save him from Tre.

"Rise and SHINE!" Tre yelled and jumped on the bed! Adrienne, nearly fell off. Billie have a yelp, as Tre landed right on top of him. Soon, two sons came screaming into the room and joined the chaos.
"HEY BOYS!"
"HEY UNCLE TRE!" Joey and Jakob said in unison.
Adrienne got off from the bed, and ran into the bathroom, slamming the door after her.
"TRE!" Billie screamed from under the sheets.
"I'll meet you downstairs! I'm chillin' here today! C'mon kids!" Tre scooped each kid under each arm and ran out the door.
Adrienne slowly opened the bathroom and peaked out of it. Billie peaked from under covers and whined.
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"Tre, why can't you go hang out somewhere with Mike?"
"He's on a date with uh.. Whats her face..."
"Great... Remind me to get Mike back for leaving you with us," 80 said.
"HEY NOW! I'll keep myself entertained by uhh... Using your machine!"
"MACHINE?"
"The thing where you type and eh... There's a screen..."
"You mean a computer?!" Joey added.
"YEAH YEAH!"
"Tre, if you don't even know what it's called... How are you gonna know how to use it?" Billie said shaking his head.
"WATCH ME!"
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-Tre in front of computer-

"Alright... Where's the 'on' button? Umm.. JOEY!"
"Yeah?"
"How do you turn it on?"
*CLICK*
"Thanks..."
"Yep," and he ran outside the room.
"Okay... Lets do this!" Tre said rubbing his hands.
It took Tre 5 minutes to figure out where the internet icon was, then he browsed at Green Day sites just for kicks to see what his fans were saying. After two hours of entertainment, he went to get lunch. When he returned, the computer had gone into screensaver mode, but Tre began to freak out.
"WHAT THE HELL?! Why are there stars flying everywhere?!?!?!" He began to slap the side of the screen, and nothing had changed.
"SHIT... BILLLIE!"
"WHAT?!" Billie said panting.
"Lookie! What happened! I didn't mean to do it! I left, and then this!"
Billie's face went from tired to annoyed. He grapped the mouse and shook it. Soon, the screen reappeared, and everything was good.
"Tre! I thought you were dying or something!"
"Well, I was freaking out! What if I had caused your computer to like go into melt down or something!"
Billie shook his head in disbelief, "You are a the biggest dumfuck that I know!"
"I am not! I know how to work a computer now! And the internet! OOOH WHAT NOW?!"
"Great... Let's just see how long it takes you to discover chat rooms..."
"What the hell is that?"
Billie stared at him wide eyed, and Tre soon felt as if he was dumb, but to prove Billie wrong, he said, "Well, this time I got it all figured out... I know how to turn a computer off!"
"Do it!"
He tried remembering how Joey turned on the computer, and then he bent down, and clicked the button on the computer, and rose up. Billie about fainted, but Tre smiled proudly as if he had just climbed Mount Everest...