Is Something Wrong??, chapter 1

"DON'T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT!

DON'T WANT A NATION UNDER THE NEW MEDIA!

AND CAN YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF HYSTERIA!

THE SUBLIMINAL MIND FUCK AMERICA!"

"Janit, turn that music down right now!"

"But mom this is the best part!"

"Janit Angela Morson, you turn that music down this instant! Your father and I have something important to tell you."

"Fine mom there the music is off."

God, my mom is always yelling at me. Something important, pfft*. Its probably about her stupid knitting class or something. Oh shit, what if they found my stash hiding in my ceiling. Ok just fake everything.

"Sit down Janit."

Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap.

"Now, Janit, we know that lately you have been wondering about your biological mother and father."

What, who?

"And we found out who your biological father is."

Wait, what?

His name is......