The One That I Want, chapter 5
We saw Mike, Billie Joe, and Tre all sitting on the couch together. Their faces all looked [in a way] disappointed, mad, and confused all at the same time. They were all staring at the TV.
"So, did Wake Me Up When September Ends come on?" Joanna asked them.
"Yeah #10..." Billie Joe said. "What's this shit? This is crap, and it beat ours.."
"Bullshit. What is this crap anyway?" Mike said pissed off.
"It's like pussycat dolls or something.." I said. "I know, they're like a modern version of the spice girls."
"But the spice girls kicked much more ass" Tre added smiling. "And THEY were hott"
"This is all about image right here." Billie Joe said pissed. "Obviously nothing's about music anymore. What kind of lyrics are 'don't cha wish your girlfriend was hott like me. All image. Nothing. No work. Hiring people to write lyrics like that. '" Billie Joe said, very pissed off.
"Aww. I know life sucks eh Billie. Everybody knows you guys work much harder then.. Then.. The pussycat dolls. But I am SO not comparing them to you." I said and ruffled his hair. Now it was all spiked down, kinda cute XD. He looked up at me, an evil grin coming to his face. I looked down at him. Tre, Mike and Joanna looked over at us.
"Shit.." Tre said smiling. "I'd run Sarah." He whispered to me.
"Oh no.. Billie has on his mad face. Billie doesn't like when his hair is fucked up" Mike laughed.
"Yeah, you got 10 seconds" Billie Joe warned.
"AHH!" I screamed like a little girl, and ran into my room, under my covers. Shortly later, Billie walked in.
"Hmm.. I wonder." He said sarcastically. "Oh.. A green bed, with a green pillow. Maybe.. Maybe I shall jump!" Billie got up on the bed and started jumping on the bed, beside the big lump which was me. I just noticed the uncontrollable laughter I was laughing. I decided to stick my arm out, and grab his foot.
"AHH!" he yelled, and fell on his ass on the bed. "MY ASS!" he yelled. It was so funny. I got out of the bed.
"I'm sorry.." I barely got out because I was laughing too hard.
"Yeah right" Billie Joe said laughing too, rubbing his behind.
"Sorry. Do you need some ice for your butt?" I asked. OH MY GOD I can't believe I just asked him if he needed ice for his ass.
"No, but you will after this!" he said, and jumped off the bed.
"AHH! No!" I screamed, still laughing, trying to escape from Billie Joe's grip. But he grabbed me and threw me over his shoulder, and walked into the living room. Joanna, Mike, and Tre were already laughing at something the TV said, but when we walked in, Joanna started laughing even harder and spit out her pop.
"Shit, Billie. What are you gonna do to her?" Mike asked smiling.
"BODY SLAM!" Tre yelled excitedly. "Like throw her on the couch!"
"No!" I yelled, still laughing, trying to squiggle free on top of Billie's shoulder.
"Yes," Joanna yelled, and got off the couch.
"One, two... "Billie Joe started.
"THREE!" Tre Mike and Joanna finished.
"WHAM!" Billie threw me on the couch.
"My ass now dammit!" I yelled, laughing.
"Ice?" Billie Joe asked smiling.
"Shut your face!" I laughed.
*DINGDONG*
"Damn doorbell!" I yelled, and sat up.
"Hey, Sarah. It might be good. Last time I answered the door it was them, so you never know" Joanna said walking over to the door. She did have a good point. She opened the door, and it was Katie from next door. Our Barbie neighbor. We hated her.
"Um, would you like mind to like keep it down over here." She asked Joanna, twirling her pink and blonde hair with her finger. "Me and my boyfriend Matt are trying to have a romantic dinner, but I cannot hear myself think.. If you keep screaming." She said.
"Sorry Katie, we'll try to keep it down" Joanna said rolling her eyes. I came walking to the door.
"Know what Katie.. You can just go FUCK OFF AND DIE! Sound good?" I asked sarcastically. "Go home" I said in her face.
"What the hell is your psycho friend trying to say Joanna" she asked giving me a dirty look, fixing her lipgloss with her finger.
"She means fuck off and die Katie if you don't want to hear her scream, which is pretty harsh Sarah. But she and me just want you to go now. Okay?" Joanna said, holding the door open.
"YEAH! GO FUCK OFF AND DIE!" Tre yelled from where he was sitting. Katie lip gloss in.
"So, your boyfriends are as mental as you then?" Katie asked. She rolled her eyes, and left, slamming the door behind her.
"Ha.. Tre's not even your boyfriend" I said to Joanna laughing.
"Jeez, I hate her!" Joanna complained. "She ruins everything" We walked back to the TV room, where Billie and Mike were staring at us. Then Tre caught on, and looked at us.
"Way to show her!" Mike cheered and applauded.
"Yeah.. You guys kicked ass!" Billie Joe said proudly.
"Well, Tre was in it too" I said. Tre got up and took a bow. We all gave out a little smile. It was a long period of silence.
"So, did Wake Me Up When September Ends come on?" Joanna asked them.
"Yeah #10..." Billie Joe said. "What's this shit? This is crap, and it beat ours.."
"Bullshit. What is this crap anyway?" Mike said pissed off.
"It's like pussycat dolls or something.." I said. "I know, they're like a modern version of the spice girls."
"But the spice girls kicked much more ass" Tre added smiling. "And THEY were hott"
"This is all about image right here." Billie Joe said pissed. "Obviously nothing's about music anymore. What kind of lyrics are 'don't cha wish your girlfriend was hott like me. All image. Nothing. No work. Hiring people to write lyrics like that. '" Billie Joe said, very pissed off.
"Aww. I know life sucks eh Billie. Everybody knows you guys work much harder then.. Then.. The pussycat dolls. But I am SO not comparing them to you." I said and ruffled his hair. Now it was all spiked down, kinda cute XD. He looked up at me, an evil grin coming to his face. I looked down at him. Tre, Mike and Joanna looked over at us.
"Shit.." Tre said smiling. "I'd run Sarah." He whispered to me.
"Oh no.. Billie has on his mad face. Billie doesn't like when his hair is fucked up" Mike laughed.
"Yeah, you got 10 seconds" Billie Joe warned.
"AHH!" I screamed like a little girl, and ran into my room, under my covers. Shortly later, Billie walked in.
"Hmm.. I wonder." He said sarcastically. "Oh.. A green bed, with a green pillow. Maybe.. Maybe I shall jump!" Billie got up on the bed and started jumping on the bed, beside the big lump which was me. I just noticed the uncontrollable laughter I was laughing. I decided to stick my arm out, and grab his foot.
"AHH!" he yelled, and fell on his ass on the bed. "MY ASS!" he yelled. It was so funny. I got out of the bed.
"I'm sorry.." I barely got out because I was laughing too hard.
"Yeah right" Billie Joe said laughing too, rubbing his behind.
"Sorry. Do you need some ice for your butt?" I asked. OH MY GOD I can't believe I just asked him if he needed ice for his ass.
"No, but you will after this!" he said, and jumped off the bed.
"AHH! No!" I screamed, still laughing, trying to escape from Billie Joe's grip. But he grabbed me and threw me over his shoulder, and walked into the living room. Joanna, Mike, and Tre were already laughing at something the TV said, but when we walked in, Joanna started laughing even harder and spit out her pop.
"Shit, Billie. What are you gonna do to her?" Mike asked smiling.
"BODY SLAM!" Tre yelled excitedly. "Like throw her on the couch!"
"No!" I yelled, still laughing, trying to squiggle free on top of Billie's shoulder.
"Yes," Joanna yelled, and got off the couch.
"One, two... "Billie Joe started.
"THREE!" Tre Mike and Joanna finished.
"WHAM!" Billie threw me on the couch.
"My ass now dammit!" I yelled, laughing.
"Ice?" Billie Joe asked smiling.
"Shut your face!" I laughed.
*DINGDONG*
"Damn doorbell!" I yelled, and sat up.
"Hey, Sarah. It might be good. Last time I answered the door it was them, so you never know" Joanna said walking over to the door. She did have a good point. She opened the door, and it was Katie from next door. Our Barbie neighbor. We hated her.
"Um, would you like mind to like keep it down over here." She asked Joanna, twirling her pink and blonde hair with her finger. "Me and my boyfriend Matt are trying to have a romantic dinner, but I cannot hear myself think.. If you keep screaming." She said.
"Sorry Katie, we'll try to keep it down" Joanna said rolling her eyes. I came walking to the door.
"Know what Katie.. You can just go FUCK OFF AND DIE! Sound good?" I asked sarcastically. "Go home" I said in her face.
"What the hell is your psycho friend trying to say Joanna" she asked giving me a dirty look, fixing her lipgloss with her finger.
"She means fuck off and die Katie if you don't want to hear her scream, which is pretty harsh Sarah. But she and me just want you to go now. Okay?" Joanna said, holding the door open.
"YEAH! GO FUCK OFF AND DIE!" Tre yelled from where he was sitting. Katie lip gloss in.
"So, your boyfriends are as mental as you then?" Katie asked. She rolled her eyes, and left, slamming the door behind her.
"Ha.. Tre's not even your boyfriend" I said to Joanna laughing.
"Jeez, I hate her!" Joanna complained. "She ruins everything" We walked back to the TV room, where Billie and Mike were staring at us. Then Tre caught on, and looked at us.
"Way to show her!" Mike cheered and applauded.
"Yeah.. You guys kicked ass!" Billie Joe said proudly.
"Well, Tre was in it too" I said. Tre got up and took a bow. We all gave out a little smile. It was a long period of silence.
