Weed and Water Diet, chapter 1
*Friday night, 11 pm*
Michaela lay on the floor of her room. She was listening to "Brain Stew" and thinking about how screwed up her life was.
Michaela or Mickey as everyone called her was a 14 year old girl whose life sucked 99. 9% of the time. She hadnt had her first kiss yet (she wasnt bad looking, she had a rather large bust and she thought that that would make her more attractive but nooo) and felt like a sad virgin. This was all due to the all girl's catholic school she went to. What a pisser...
She got up and read some of the stories on GeekStinkBreath. Net to cheer her up, the raunchy ones were the best. Her best mate meagan phoned, ready for thier daily chat about Green Day related stuff.
After an hour her awful fifty year old, drag queen mother walked in and yelled for Mickey to get off the phone.
"Gotta go, megz. The Bitch has arrived." She sighed down the phone.
"Right-o, micks ill see ya tomoorow ok?" Meagan replied.
"Sure. Whatever"Mickey slammed down the phone and gave the Bitch the finger. But she wasnt looking so she just walked out.
Mickey groaned and laid back on her bed...
*Sunday*
Mickey must have fallen asleep because when she woke up all her eyeliner was smudged.
"Oh, piss it!" she said to herself.
She put on her underwear then a green mini skirt and her black Foo Fighters t-shirt. She pulled on some plack converses, looked at herself in the hall mirror then thought: "well, here gos nothing"and trudged out the front door.
She met Meagan at the cinema. They watched some crappy film about a beautiful blonde girl who gets a guy with pecs. Totally unfair and crude. Shame on Warner Bros.!
Then they ate at Meagan's parents restaraunt. During the meal, Mickey spots a boy making eye contact with her. He has fluffy Black hair, peircing dark green eyes, skinny build and black eyeliner. They eye each other up through the whole meal, but then after a while he gets up and leaves- without even speakking to her.
"Story of my life" Mickey muttered stabbing a tomato with her knife.
*Monday*
Mickey is woken by the annoying blare of her alarm clock, screaming at her to get up. She wiped her eyes then slowly got out of bed. Then she picked up her fucking noisy alarm and through it out her bedroom window. She lent over the pane and shouted at the ground below: "HA! Now who's screaming! HA!"
Feeling a little better Mickey got ready for school, she pulled on her hideous tartan skirt, tugged herself into her school shirt and put her awful blue jumper on top. She rolled up the sleeves and looked in the mirror and looked away in shame.
She grabbed her bag by the front door and stomped out, without eating a thing.
Mickey skate boarded to school and met Meagan and Bianca behind the bike shed. Bianca had a joint in her mouth.
"Want one?" She asked.
"Thanks, Bee." Mickey said lighting the spliff.
They finished thier stuff then walked off to class.
***
The three friends walked home together to Meagan's house. They passd by the boy from the restaraunt who gave her brief smile and a nod. Mickey wanted to look away, but she couldn't, he was just too entoxicating.
At Meagan's house they went up to her room and put INTERNATIONAL SUPERHITS on and smoked some stuff, Bianca always had the purest stuff so she provided it.
After an hour Mickey walked home, still thinking about the boy...
Michaela lay on the floor of her room. She was listening to "Brain Stew" and thinking about how screwed up her life was.
Michaela or Mickey as everyone called her was a 14 year old girl whose life sucked 99. 9% of the time. She hadnt had her first kiss yet (she wasnt bad looking, she had a rather large bust and she thought that that would make her more attractive but nooo) and felt like a sad virgin. This was all due to the all girl's catholic school she went to. What a pisser...
She got up and read some of the stories on GeekStinkBreath. Net to cheer her up, the raunchy ones were the best. Her best mate meagan phoned, ready for thier daily chat about Green Day related stuff.
After an hour her awful fifty year old, drag queen mother walked in and yelled for Mickey to get off the phone.
"Gotta go, megz. The Bitch has arrived." She sighed down the phone.
"Right-o, micks ill see ya tomoorow ok?" Meagan replied.
"Sure. Whatever"Mickey slammed down the phone and gave the Bitch the finger. But she wasnt looking so she just walked out.
Mickey groaned and laid back on her bed...
*Sunday*
Mickey must have fallen asleep because when she woke up all her eyeliner was smudged.
"Oh, piss it!" she said to herself.
She put on her underwear then a green mini skirt and her black Foo Fighters t-shirt. She pulled on some plack converses, looked at herself in the hall mirror then thought: "well, here gos nothing"and trudged out the front door.
She met Meagan at the cinema. They watched some crappy film about a beautiful blonde girl who gets a guy with pecs. Totally unfair and crude. Shame on Warner Bros.!
Then they ate at Meagan's parents restaraunt. During the meal, Mickey spots a boy making eye contact with her. He has fluffy Black hair, peircing dark green eyes, skinny build and black eyeliner. They eye each other up through the whole meal, but then after a while he gets up and leaves- without even speakking to her.
"Story of my life" Mickey muttered stabbing a tomato with her knife.
*Monday*
Mickey is woken by the annoying blare of her alarm clock, screaming at her to get up. She wiped her eyes then slowly got out of bed. Then she picked up her fucking noisy alarm and through it out her bedroom window. She lent over the pane and shouted at the ground below: "HA! Now who's screaming! HA!"
Feeling a little better Mickey got ready for school, she pulled on her hideous tartan skirt, tugged herself into her school shirt and put her awful blue jumper on top. She rolled up the sleeves and looked in the mirror and looked away in shame.
She grabbed her bag by the front door and stomped out, without eating a thing.
Mickey skate boarded to school and met Meagan and Bianca behind the bike shed. Bianca had a joint in her mouth.
"Want one?" She asked.
"Thanks, Bee." Mickey said lighting the spliff.
They finished thier stuff then walked off to class.
***
The three friends walked home together to Meagan's house. They passd by the boy from the restaraunt who gave her brief smile and a nod. Mickey wanted to look away, but she couldn't, he was just too entoxicating.
At Meagan's house they went up to her room and put INTERNATIONAL SUPERHITS on and smoked some stuff, Bianca always had the purest stuff so she provided it.
After an hour Mickey walked home, still thinking about the boy...
