Blonde Jokes, chapter 2
-7:00-
"So what's for dinner Cameron?" Evie asked taking another sip of her Dr.Pepper.
"What makes you think I'm cooking?" he asked getting up and walking to the kitchen.
"Well Cameron, didn't you go shopping for food?" Sami asked putting her magazine down.
"... Uh... no," he stopped dead in his tracks and pulled his car keys off of the shelf above the TV. "Any body up for some shopping?" he asked shaking the keys in front of them. They all stared at each other for a second and nodded.
-At the grocery store 7:30-
"I know how to make this fun," Stan smiled has he grabbed three shopping carts from the group.
"I think it's time for some," Evie stopped dramatically for a cheesy effect. "SOME KICK ASS CART RACING!!!" she yelled and we chose our teams. It was decided that Stan was with Cassie, Cameron with Sami and Jimmy with Evie.
"We are so going to win. I'm an expert at this," Evie whispered to Jimmy as they planed their race.
"So the rules are, pick up one third of the grocery list in the fastest time, and the first tem to the door wins!" Sami explained to all. Evie smiled mischievously as she took her place in the cart. Sami and Cassie exchanged evils and climbed into their spots as well.
"Ready," Evie started. "Set," she took another pause. "GO!!!" she screamed and Jimmy, Stan and Cameron ran off in three different directions. They passed innocent bystanders, and scared looking old ladies, frozen fish, and kids shoplifting candy.
"Look, the vegetable lasagna!" Evie screamed as Jimmy took some of the chocolate. He ran over to the freezer and grabbed two boxes of the best kind.
"Now, some Froot Loops for my tummy!" he laughed as they exited the frozen section and sped off down another.
"We need three more cans of tomato soup and we're finished!" Sami squealed as Cameron made a mad dash down the canned food aisle.
"Hurry! Grab them!" he shouted as he slowed down for a second so she could reach out and grab the necessary items.
"Gottcha!" she screamed and Cameron ran with all his might to the nearing check out aisle. With one more centimeter, they could of made it, but Evie and Jimmy appeared out of nowhere and skidded into the check out line first.
"Damnit!" Cameron whined. Jimmy high- fived Evie and they both shared a woohoo.
"Uh... guys!" they stopped and they looked up to see Cassie and Stan standing by the door with bags in their hands. "We even had time to grab some Cheech!" Stan yelled from the door and held up a bottle of that famous drink.
"YAY! We're gonna get drunk!" Evie screamed, making a few people turn and look at her oddly.
"Damn strait!" Stan said all gangsters' like. Sami rolled her eyes and grabbed the bags from the cashier.
"Common' guys! We don't got all night!" Cassie yelled from the entrance.
"Hold on!" Evie screamed back. "I want some of that drink more than you do," she laughed and grabbed the bottle she had picked up and pretended to drink it.
"Hurry and move your huge ass Evie," Jimmy complained pushing her slightly out of the line. She stepped forward and turned around to face him.
"What's that? I've got a nice ass? Why thank you!" and she walked off swaying her hips and stopping halfway to the door to slap her ass and wink at him. Jimmy stood dumbstruck staring and gulped and Cameron and Sami burst out laughing.
"... Dude, you really took that well," Cameron patted his friend on the back before laughing his way down the front of the store towards Cassie, Evie and Stan. Shortly after his little daydream, Sami hit him on the head with a cheese stick.
"Common' slowpoke, a know snails that can move faster than you," Sami laughed at her chest joke.
"Oh really? What are their names? I'd be glad to meet them some time!" Jimmy laughed taking a few bags and walking with Sami to join the others at the front.
***
"Cameron, face it, there is nothing on," Evie whined biting into another chip and taking a sip of her Dr.Pepper.
"No duh," he threw his head back and sighed. "I thought having cable meant having many different choices!" he threw the remote and Jimmy dodged it as he entered the room.
"I take it there is nothing on TV then uh?" he asked taking a seat next to Evie.
"Yep," she let out. "Damnit," she randomly yelled.
"What?" Jimmy asked looking at her like she was crazy.
"I still cant believe that I keep getting that song stuck in my head," Evie got up and hit her head with the palm of her head.
"What song?" Cameron asked turning of the TV and facing her. Evie let out an annoyed sigh and rolled her eyes.
"Longview," she took a few steps back when she saw the mischievous looks on Cameron and Jimmy's face.
"Bite my lip and close my eyes, take me away to paradise," Jimmy sang and Evie covered her hears to stop it from getting in her head.
"I'm so damn bored I'm going blind and I smell like shit," Cameron laughed at the expression on Evie's face and sat up fully.
"Why don't we have a party?" Jimmy asked randomly. Evie smiled brightly and walked over to him.
"That's the smartest idea you've had in weeks!" she smiled and ruffled his hair. "At least your brain is somewhere other than my ass," Evie and Cameron laughed as Jimmy stood there looking at the ground. Of course Evie knew about his crazy obsession with her butt, but hey, everybody knew, even the fans of Blonde Jokes.
"Right, so, how many people?" Cameron asked getting his cell.
"A crap load. That's all I'm saying," Evie joked.
"So it's agreed, we'll handle our "inside" friends, and you'll handle the famous?" Cameron asked Evie. She smiled an nodded.
"You can count on it," she smiled and dragged Jimmy into the kitchen to tart planning their "to be kick ass party".
*ha ha, my friend is always staring at my ass, but his name ist Jimmy. I only replaced his name so he wouldnt get teased by Cameron*
"So what's for dinner Cameron?" Evie asked taking another sip of her Dr.Pepper.
"What makes you think I'm cooking?" he asked getting up and walking to the kitchen.
"Well Cameron, didn't you go shopping for food?" Sami asked putting her magazine down.
"... Uh... no," he stopped dead in his tracks and pulled his car keys off of the shelf above the TV. "Any body up for some shopping?" he asked shaking the keys in front of them. They all stared at each other for a second and nodded.
-At the grocery store 7:30-
"I know how to make this fun," Stan smiled has he grabbed three shopping carts from the group.
"I think it's time for some," Evie stopped dramatically for a cheesy effect. "SOME KICK ASS CART RACING!!!" she yelled and we chose our teams. It was decided that Stan was with Cassie, Cameron with Sami and Jimmy with Evie.
"We are so going to win. I'm an expert at this," Evie whispered to Jimmy as they planed their race.
"So the rules are, pick up one third of the grocery list in the fastest time, and the first tem to the door wins!" Sami explained to all. Evie smiled mischievously as she took her place in the cart. Sami and Cassie exchanged evils and climbed into their spots as well.
"Ready," Evie started. "Set," she took another pause. "GO!!!" she screamed and Jimmy, Stan and Cameron ran off in three different directions. They passed innocent bystanders, and scared looking old ladies, frozen fish, and kids shoplifting candy.
"Look, the vegetable lasagna!" Evie screamed as Jimmy took some of the chocolate. He ran over to the freezer and grabbed two boxes of the best kind.
"Now, some Froot Loops for my tummy!" he laughed as they exited the frozen section and sped off down another.
"We need three more cans of tomato soup and we're finished!" Sami squealed as Cameron made a mad dash down the canned food aisle.
"Hurry! Grab them!" he shouted as he slowed down for a second so she could reach out and grab the necessary items.
"Gottcha!" she screamed and Cameron ran with all his might to the nearing check out aisle. With one more centimeter, they could of made it, but Evie and Jimmy appeared out of nowhere and skidded into the check out line first.
"Damnit!" Cameron whined. Jimmy high- fived Evie and they both shared a woohoo.
"Uh... guys!" they stopped and they looked up to see Cassie and Stan standing by the door with bags in their hands. "We even had time to grab some Cheech!" Stan yelled from the door and held up a bottle of that famous drink.
"YAY! We're gonna get drunk!" Evie screamed, making a few people turn and look at her oddly.
"Damn strait!" Stan said all gangsters' like. Sami rolled her eyes and grabbed the bags from the cashier.
"Common' guys! We don't got all night!" Cassie yelled from the entrance.
"Hold on!" Evie screamed back. "I want some of that drink more than you do," she laughed and grabbed the bottle she had picked up and pretended to drink it.
"Hurry and move your huge ass Evie," Jimmy complained pushing her slightly out of the line. She stepped forward and turned around to face him.
"What's that? I've got a nice ass? Why thank you!" and she walked off swaying her hips and stopping halfway to the door to slap her ass and wink at him. Jimmy stood dumbstruck staring and gulped and Cameron and Sami burst out laughing.
"... Dude, you really took that well," Cameron patted his friend on the back before laughing his way down the front of the store towards Cassie, Evie and Stan. Shortly after his little daydream, Sami hit him on the head with a cheese stick.
"Common' slowpoke, a know snails that can move faster than you," Sami laughed at her chest joke.
"Oh really? What are their names? I'd be glad to meet them some time!" Jimmy laughed taking a few bags and walking with Sami to join the others at the front.
***
"Cameron, face it, there is nothing on," Evie whined biting into another chip and taking a sip of her Dr.Pepper.
"No duh," he threw his head back and sighed. "I thought having cable meant having many different choices!" he threw the remote and Jimmy dodged it as he entered the room.
"I take it there is nothing on TV then uh?" he asked taking a seat next to Evie.
"Yep," she let out. "Damnit," she randomly yelled.
"What?" Jimmy asked looking at her like she was crazy.
"I still cant believe that I keep getting that song stuck in my head," Evie got up and hit her head with the palm of her head.
"What song?" Cameron asked turning of the TV and facing her. Evie let out an annoyed sigh and rolled her eyes.
"Longview," she took a few steps back when she saw the mischievous looks on Cameron and Jimmy's face.
"Bite my lip and close my eyes, take me away to paradise," Jimmy sang and Evie covered her hears to stop it from getting in her head.
"I'm so damn bored I'm going blind and I smell like shit," Cameron laughed at the expression on Evie's face and sat up fully.
"Why don't we have a party?" Jimmy asked randomly. Evie smiled brightly and walked over to him.
"That's the smartest idea you've had in weeks!" she smiled and ruffled his hair. "At least your brain is somewhere other than my ass," Evie and Cameron laughed as Jimmy stood there looking at the ground. Of course Evie knew about his crazy obsession with her butt, but hey, everybody knew, even the fans of Blonde Jokes.
"Right, so, how many people?" Cameron asked getting his cell.
"A crap load. That's all I'm saying," Evie joked.
"So it's agreed, we'll handle our "inside" friends, and you'll handle the famous?" Cameron asked Evie. She smiled an nodded.
"You can count on it," she smiled and dragged Jimmy into the kitchen to tart planning their "to be kick ass party".
*ha ha, my friend is always staring at my ass, but his name ist Jimmy. I only replaced his name so he wouldnt get teased by Cameron*
