Blonde Jokes, chapter 4
Sami woke up to hear loud noises coming from the bathroom. She slowly got out of bed and walked over to the doorway to see Jimmy searching through the medicine cabinet.
"Hangover?" she asked and he jumped, but then put a hand to his head and moaned in frustration.
"Yes. And a killer one too," he sighed and got his asprins, then walked out.
"Whatever," she started, but was silenced at the sound of Evie waking up as well.
"FUCKING HELL!" that scream was legendary...
Basicly, if you heard it in the morning, Evie had a hangover, and was going to be Bitchy McBitcher all fucking day. And what a great day it was, they had an interview.
"There goes our day," Jimmy sighed again and walked off gripping his hair.
"My fucking head," Evie whined sitting down at the kitchen counter bar.
"Tell me about it," Cameron replied putting an ice pack to his head.
"Can we please have something to eat? I have a fucking interveiw at the raidio station and I'm not going empty-bellied!"
"Fine," Cameron put down his ice pack to look in the fridge. "Cereal ok? Cause obviously, everyone thought it would be funny to raid our fridge last night," he walked over to the cabinet and pulled out a box of cherioes.
"Amazingly, these managed to make it," Evie stared at him seriouly as he laughed at what he had just said. "Ah, never mind..."
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"Welcome back to 103. 5, the afternoon punk hour with your hosts, Pepper and Lily," Pepper announced into the microphone she was sitting in front of.
"And we are so excited to have all three members of Blonde Jokes sitting right next to us!" Lily laughed down her own microphone.
"Damn strait!" Pepper announced. "For now, we will put you into 15 minutes of pure punk music and when we come back, it's Blonde Jokes time!" she sang down the line again. They turned off the microphones and turned around to face Evie, Stan and Jimmy.
"So, Tre' Shmexy, what have you been up to lately?" Pepper asked drumming her fingers on her knees.
"Getting piss ass drunk and waking up the biggest hangover in the history of hangovers," Evie replied rubbing her head.
"Yeah, and waking up to 'FUCKING HELL! ' isnt any better?" Stan asked smirking at his own words.
"Well if you knew any better Stan, youd get off my case cause I can be a cold hard bitch if I'm cranky," she hit him in the arm and Jimmy scooted over a little and looked the other way. Mistake #71205329 in his life. It earned him a slap in the arm as well.
"And don't even get me started on him," Evie smiled evily and crossed her arms as if she was up to something. And Jimmy knew exactly what.
"Well, we are just getting back on the air, so you can tell us now," Lily laughed switching on the button to get them on the air.
"Hey! We're back and now it's time for;" she stopped dramaticly and smiled evily. "Dirty Little Secrets!" she shouted and Pepper shrieked with excitment.
"Yay! And apperantly, Evie has some dirt on our little Jimmy here," Pepper turned to Evie and she smiled and nodded.
"Yep," she started. "For starters, he snores... Really loudly," she smiled at Jimmy and he crossed his fingers, hoping she wouldn't mention his "problem".
"Hangover?" she asked and he jumped, but then put a hand to his head and moaned in frustration.
"Yes. And a killer one too," he sighed and got his asprins, then walked out.
"Whatever," she started, but was silenced at the sound of Evie waking up as well.
"FUCKING HELL!" that scream was legendary...
Basicly, if you heard it in the morning, Evie had a hangover, and was going to be Bitchy McBitcher all fucking day. And what a great day it was, they had an interview.
"There goes our day," Jimmy sighed again and walked off gripping his hair.
"My fucking head," Evie whined sitting down at the kitchen counter bar.
"Tell me about it," Cameron replied putting an ice pack to his head.
"Can we please have something to eat? I have a fucking interveiw at the raidio station and I'm not going empty-bellied!"
"Fine," Cameron put down his ice pack to look in the fridge. "Cereal ok? Cause obviously, everyone thought it would be funny to raid our fridge last night," he walked over to the cabinet and pulled out a box of cherioes.
"Amazingly, these managed to make it," Evie stared at him seriouly as he laughed at what he had just said. "Ah, never mind..."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Welcome back to 103. 5, the afternoon punk hour with your hosts, Pepper and Lily," Pepper announced into the microphone she was sitting in front of.
"And we are so excited to have all three members of Blonde Jokes sitting right next to us!" Lily laughed down her own microphone.
"Damn strait!" Pepper announced. "For now, we will put you into 15 minutes of pure punk music and when we come back, it's Blonde Jokes time!" she sang down the line again. They turned off the microphones and turned around to face Evie, Stan and Jimmy.
"So, Tre' Shmexy, what have you been up to lately?" Pepper asked drumming her fingers on her knees.
"Getting piss ass drunk and waking up the biggest hangover in the history of hangovers," Evie replied rubbing her head.
"Yeah, and waking up to 'FUCKING HELL! ' isnt any better?" Stan asked smirking at his own words.
"Well if you knew any better Stan, youd get off my case cause I can be a cold hard bitch if I'm cranky," she hit him in the arm and Jimmy scooted over a little and looked the other way. Mistake #71205329 in his life. It earned him a slap in the arm as well.
"And don't even get me started on him," Evie smiled evily and crossed her arms as if she was up to something. And Jimmy knew exactly what.
"Well, we are just getting back on the air, so you can tell us now," Lily laughed switching on the button to get them on the air.
"Hey! We're back and now it's time for;" she stopped dramaticly and smiled evily. "Dirty Little Secrets!" she shouted and Pepper shrieked with excitment.
"Yay! And apperantly, Evie has some dirt on our little Jimmy here," Pepper turned to Evie and she smiled and nodded.
"Yep," she started. "For starters, he snores... Really loudly," she smiled at Jimmy and he crossed his fingers, hoping she wouldn't mention his "problem".
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