Urm...I Hate Titles, chapter 8
*that night everyone went and got hammered again, but this time without the DUI and grannies! Pepper and Ali are sort of friends again, and Mabby made Pepper promise not to bring anything up*
Ali's POV
Oh my fucking head! I groaned as I woke up, shit how drunk did we get last night, err need aspirin! Once I persuaded my self to open my eyes I finally got up. I felt some one's arms wrapped around me. I turned to the side to see who it was, oh fuck it was Billie. Oh god I hoped nothing happened last night, Ah well I don't give two shits at the moment. My head! I peeled him off my side, clambered over the bed, nearly fell on a sleeping Pepper (who for some reason was lying on the floor) and opened the door into the kitchen.
I walked into the room, Tre and Mike were there on the sofa, well Mike was any way, Tre was jumping up and down shouting something at the TV, god how did he do it, drink that much and not have a hang over.. Lucky bastard! Ahh shit they spotted me.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh!" Tre shouted down my ear "you and Billie looked so cute together!"
"Shh! Tre my head! And nothing happened! I think any way... " I mumbled trying to get to the aspirins.
"Oh trust me you two were at it all night long!" Tre said a smile creeping up on his face "god it sounded good I wish I could of joined in!"
"Shit your're kidding me right! And shut up you sicko!" I said gulping down my aspirin! With a look of shock on my face. "We didn't do any thing! I can't remember it any way."
"You did! You did it all night long..! Oh peppers in there as well! He said putting his head round the door "did u lot have a three some!"
Mike started laughing
"SHUT THE FUCK UP MIKE! AND YOU TRE, YOU SKANKY TIT HEAD!" I screamed
Tre and Mike had fell on the floor in fits of laughter
I new it wasn't true, thank god! I had a sudden urge to go and kick them both but I needed another aspirin, thank god for those things!
I sat down when Tre and Mike finally calmed down and flicked the channels trying to find some thing that wasn't total shit.
*Pepper's POV*
Aww crap my head... First thought: Aspirin NOW! I have a total bitch if a hangover.
It's all you've got
The only thing left to hold on to
You'll regret, regret the day you did this
Pushed me to far
And now i'm gone, and i'm not fucking coming back
Coz i'm home, i'm home, i'm home away from you
"Ali turn that crap off! I have a fucking HEADACHE!"
"Sorry your highness! Most of us do as well so stop SHOUTING!"
Ha, she can talk, I finally dragged my self off the floor (with the help of the coffee table) and walked feeling like a total zombie in what I hoped was the general direction of the kitchen.
"OW SHIT! OW MY FUCKING HEAD! SHIT! FUCK WANK SHIT BUGGER CRAP ARSE AND HOLE!"
Well, or the general direction of an open door. Owwwwwwwwwwww!
*Billie's POV*
I felt someone shuffle around a bit, then the bed rise as they stood up and I heard them stumble towards the kitchen. I wonder who it was. Oh fuck it wasn't Tre was it? I bloody hoped not! I've never been that drunk! As far as I could remember anyway. I was still absolutely fucked, so I went back to sleep. For about 5 seconds.
"OW SHIT! OW MY FUCKING HEAD! SHIT! FUCK WANK SHIT BUGGER CRAP ARSE AND HOLE!"
How nice. Finally I forced my eyes open, and saw Pepper standing in front of a closed door holding her head and swearing a lot under her breath.
"Ya know, your supposed to open doors before they are walk throughable"
"ShurrupstipidfuckowmyheadshitASPIRIN!"
Ok, one word sentence. She walked out to get aspirin and left me to try and sleep. I say try.
*Tre's POV*
I'm bored, I've already woken Ali up, and she woke Pepper up, Mike was already awake and has gone to go wake chan up, so that leaves Mabby and Billie.
"Wheresthefuckingaspirn?"
"Good morning to you to Pepper"
"WHERESthefuckngASPIRIN?!?!"
"Say it slower, and not in one word"
"Where's the fucking aspirin?!?!?"
"Ali had it"
"Finally! ALIIIII! WHERES THE ASPIRIN?!?"
"Up your arse, go ask mabby"
"She's till asleep!"
"No I'm not" yawned mabby "where's the fire?"
"There isn't one, where's the aspirin?"
"Why did you wake me up this early then!"
"It's nine in the morning! Aspirin! Now!"
"Exactly, early! I don't fucking know! Ask Ali! She waving it around behind your head!"
"ALI!"
This conversation is boring, Billie's the only one not up so I'll go do the honours. I walked into his room where he was lying in bed with a pillow over his head.
"HEY BILL!" I shouted jumping around on the bed
"Tre, fuck off."
"No, that's mean"
"Tre go away"
"Nah I'm ok thanks"
"TRE!"
"BILLIE!"
"WHAT?!?!?"
"Get up!"
"No"
"Yes! Upupupupupupupup!"
"Fine, I'll get up, but only if the girls have stopped bitching"
"Yes they have, actually, speaking of the girls, did you and Ali have fun last night?"
"What the fuck are you talking about Tre?" he sat up
"Oh come on, don't think me and Mike didn't see you to cuddled up in bed, so spill, did you fuck her?"
"WHAT?!? I don't know! I can't remember a bloody thing about last night!
"Oh come on, she can't have been that bad! It looked like pepper was in there as well actually... "
"TRE! Fucking hell what did I do? Did I do anything?!? I can't remember!"
"Tsk, you take someone then totally can't remember, now that would be very mean if I wasn't making it all... "
"Fucking hell!"
*Billie's POV*
Argh he's so annoying! I hit him with my pillow
"Hey! No fair! I wasn't prepared! Die bitch!" he screamed grabbing a pillow and whacking me with it. A vicious pillow fight followed, which didn't get any better when everyone joined in and one of the pillows burst out of the balcony, causing a snowstorm of feathers outside.
"AAA! Happy satanic shit!"
"Happy satanic shit? Pepper what the fuck are you taking?"
"Why you want some?"
"If your offering"
That made me laugh, its just the way they were talking, like it was a totally normal conversation despite the happy satanic shit bit.
"ANYWAY, what were you saying about happy satans?"
"Happy satan? That's a really good idea!"
She dropped her pillow and went to stand on the balcony and shouted at the top of her voice
"OH MY FUCKING GO IT'S HAPPY SATAN AND HIS ELEPHANT CRONIES! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
Talk about retard.
*Peppers POV*
Omgomgomg, I feel so hyper! Stupid aspirins, not my fault! Hehe happy satan and elephant cronies, I started laughing half way though shouting that so I ended up coughing and choking. When I'd finished I just walked back in and said "what?" at the weird looks everyone was giving me, I was used to it! I grabbed any of my random clothes that were lying around and took them in to the bathroom so I could change. I put on my black sleeveless top, black and purple trousers and black and purple top with the long dangly sleeves. I washed my face to get rid of yesterdays eyeliner that was just about on my chin, and applied fresh. By this time, Ali was banging on the door telling me to hurry the fuck up or she'd piss herself. Personally I thought that would be quite funny so I spent ages doing my mascara and putting my earrings in.
"PEPPER HURRY UP OR I WILL COME IN AND RIP YOUR HEAD OFF YOUR SHOULDERS!".
"Ali, you should know after 10 years that I don't respond well to crappy threats"
"Whatever, just HURRY UP!"
"Why? It'd be funny if you pissed yourself"
"If you don't get out in 5 seconds I will set the lesbian Vanessa on you!"
Vanessa was a girl in England who had been our best friend for about 3 years before she decided to tell everyone that... Nevermind, but anyway, even when she was our friend we thought she was a lesbian and one time she tried to bum me or something on the bus, very very scary. So this wasn't a threat to ignore.
"Nooo! Not that! Anything but that!"
"GETTHEFUCKOTOFTHEBLOODYBATHROOMTHEN!"
"Ok ok! Mother!"
*Ali's POV*
"THANK FUCK!" I screamed as pepper finally got out the bath room she turned around and laughed at me, aww I don't care I need the toilet!
Ah thank god... I needed a shower so I got in then did my make up and when to my room to get changed
My door was locked. WTF! I thought oooohh if Tre did this as a joke I'll kill him! Ha I have a spare key, as I unlocked the door and heard some one in my room. I looked around scanning every inch of my room, huh weird. I sat on my bed and went to get some clothes out my drawer on the other side of the room. "AAAAA fuck! What the hell r u doing in here!" I screamed pointing at a Billie Joe lying at the side of my bed I started
Laughing
"Oh Billie I love your pink boxers!"
"Oh Ali I love your black bra and pants!" he shouted and started laughing
Ah shit I forgot about that one, I grabbed my dressing gown and quickly slipped it on.
"Oh you fucker you got me there" I said pulling him up off the floor and he sat down on the bed next to me.
"Now Billie I hope you weren't hiding in my room so you could perv on me!" I said laughing at his shocked face that was turning red.
"No! HONESTLY NO!"
"Yer what ever!" I said laughing whacking him on the arm.
"I was in here cause I was getting changed, I didn't no you had a spare key... So maybe you wanted to perv on me!" He said with a cheeky grin on his face.
"Damn Billie you found me out! I said laughing sitting on a pillow
"I can see why I mean who can resist me!" he said whipping over so he was standing over me.
"Oh yer course!" I laughed hitting him on the head with a pillow
"Oww! That hurt! You meany!" he said whimpering
"Aww!" I said pulling him into a hug "is that better?"
"A bit, but I can think of something better!" he said with that same grin as he pushed my down on to the bed and pressed his lips onto mine, it was so good he was a natural.
I didn't want it to ever stop, it felt so right but so wrong.
"Oh my fucking... " we heard some one say, I pushed Billie off me and turned to see a shocked face in the door way... It was pepper!
*Peppers POV*
There was nothing I could do, or say that would make up for the hurt that came when I saw Billie kissing Ali. I know it was his fault, I'd seen him do it, but she wasn't complaining, ooooh no, she looked like she wanted to rip off his boxers and have hot 'n heavy animal sex right there on the floor! I couldn't think of anything to do, so I just ran out of the room, and straight into Mike.
"Bloody hell, you might want to slow down"
"Shut up! I don't give a fuck about anything anymore!"
"Whats wrong?"
"Ask Alison, she'd be more than happy to tell you!"
And I ran off again. It was true I didn't care anymore, but if I didn't care, how come I couldn't get that one image of Billie Joe kissing Alison, Alison my best mate, Alison Queen of sarcasm, Alison fucking Miller, out of my head, it just wanted to stay in there and fester. I ran off again, and briefly saw Mike looking confused, but I'd let him figure that one out him self.
*Mikes POV*
Why was Pepper acting so weird, she'd left the door to Ali's room open, so I walked in and saw Billie sitting on the bed in his boxers, and Ali going into the bathroom with her clothes. Wait, Billie in his boxers, Ali putting clothes on...? Shit.
"Billie, you fucker... "
"Look, I know! Do ya have to rub it in!?!?"
"Why though? Everyone else knows that Pepper is like, nearly in love with you! How come you didn't? Did it just fly right over your head?"
"No! I knew, it's just... Ali... She... "
"She what? Can levitate?"
"I dunno, she's just... Special, ya know?"
"Special? So you think special will be such a good excuse Pepper will forgive you and you can carry on sleeping with Alison?"
"I didn't sleep with her!"
"What do you know?! You can't even remember! No one can! Which I suppose is a good thing for Pepper"
"Oh shit Pepper... "
"The penny drops! You better get your act together man, or you'll do something you actually regret"
*Billie's POV*
"Regret? You think I don't regret this?"
"No actually, I don't"
"What do you know... "
But it was to late, he was already half way down the corridor. I heard the bathroom door creak open and I saw Ali come out.
"Hey" I greeted her weakly
"Umm, hi"
There was a pause
"I really have fucked up haven't I?"
"I dunno, it might all be okay"
"Just admit it, the whole worlds thinking it"
There was another pause, the Ali said quietly
"Yeah. A little... "
Then she left to go do something, I dunno what. I sighed. I wonder where pepper was? It'd only been 15 minutes since she ran off, but you can run a long way in 15 minutes
*Pepper's POV*
As soon as I got out of the hotel I kept running, I didn't know where, just running. Tre had given me the directions to where they were staying, but I didn't feel like stopping ever. I just kept running until I collapsed against a wall, then I realized tears were streaming down my face. I looked around, it was dark, and I had no idea where I was.
*Mabby's POV*
"Look, Ali, I'm sure she's fine!"
"Yeah, but what if she's not? What if she's dead or been kidnapped or whatever? I know for a fact she's lost, she has a crap sense of direction"
"She'll be fine! Now stop pacing your making me dizzy!"
"Sorry... "
I sighed, it was true, we were all worried about Pepper, but what was the worst she could do? No, don't think about that, or you won't sleep again.
"What can we do though? I know she has her phone with her, but I dunno if it has any charge"
"Just leave it Ali, she'll come back, she HAS to come back! Just imagine her going without coffee? She didn't take any money so she can't buy any"
"Urgh, I know, it's like... You going without eyeliner, or worse, ME going without coffee!"
"See? She has to come back"
"Yeah alright. I'm tired, I'm gonna try and get some sleep or whatever"
"'kay, one thing though, stay away from Billie, Pepper might not be here but it's still not nice"
"Fine, I might just go talk to him, it can't do any harm can it?"
So she walked off to talk to Billie. Jeez I was tired, might as well try and sleep... Oh I can't be arsed to go to bed, I'll just go to sleep here.
*Peppers POV*
I wandered around a bit more, and found a park kinda thing, so I figured I might as well stay there for the night, its not like I have anywhere else to go. I looked around for somewhere to sleep, and saw a very asleep man on the floor with something shiny in his hand. I looked closer, and saw it was a gun. He wasn't very asleep, he was very dead.
I wonder what its like to be dead I thought away from all of your problems, away
From the shit that makes you feel bad, just not feeling at all. That wouldn't be to bad.
I eased the gun out of his hand, and shifted it's weight from hand to hand. I couldn't do it, I couldn't pull the trigger on myself. I was just to scared. I shoved the gun into my jacket pocket and felt something else in there. I took it out, and saw it was my debit card. Well, I might as well get drunk one last time. Well, its 10:30 now, so if I could find a bar, I could be totally smashed by 12. Great, I smiled to myself, and set off to find a bar. I started laughing, I didn't know why. Then it hit me, I was finally losing it, totally losing it, and there was no going back.
*11:30, some random bar*
"S'cuse me miss, but I think you've had quite enough to drink, you really should leave"
"What the fuckkkkkk? Who are yous to tells me, when I have drinks enoughs?"
"If you don't leave in the next minute, I'll get the security to escort you out"
"Bloody hell, fine. Buts I'll be back! Withs a moussssstashhhe!"
"I'm sure. Now please leave"
I stumbled out of the bar and started walking (kind of) down the first road I found. About half an hour later, I found myself in front of a building that even though I was piss ass drunk, I still recognized. I stood on the opposite side of the road for a bit, and shoved my hands in my pocket. I felt 2 things, one, my phone, and in the other pocket, the gun I'd found earlier but forgotten about until then. As soon as I touched it, I felt more sober than ever, and even more like I was mad
Well, if I haven't got enough guts to use it on myself, why let it go to waste? It's still got 3 shots left in it. And only two targets, shame to waste the last one. Ah well not much I can do about that.
Before I knew what I was thinking, I took my phone out of my pocket, dialed Ali's number, and stood in the middle of the road.
*Ali's POV*
I hadn't got any sleep, neither had Billie Joe so we were both just sitting on my bed, not saying anything. Suddenly my phone started ringing, startling me.
"Hello?"
"Hi"
"Oh my god! Pepper!? Are you okay? Wha... "
"Shut up Alison. Just shut the fuck up. You and Billie Joe, get your asses outside now"
Then she hung up.
"Who was it?" Billie asked
"Pepper, she says we've got to go outside"
"Did she say why?"
"No, she hung up. C'mon"
So we left the room quietly, so we wouldn't wake anyone up, and made our way downstairs.
*Pepper's POV*
After I hung up on Alison, I dropped my phone on the floor and watched it shatter. Not like I'd need it anymore. I heard the Hotel doors open and smiled to myself, this was it.
"Where is she?" I heard Alison ask Billie
"I dunno... There! In the road!"
"Omg! Pepper are you okay where did you go...?"
Her and Billie had been walking towards me but stopped at the edge of the road coz I'd just pointed the gun at them.
"Pepper... "
"What? Your gonna try and convince me not to do it? To late. Tonight, I lost my mind. Totally lost my mind. Right now I should be wearing a straight jacket and be locked up in a padded cell, but I'm not, I'm here, but neither of us will be for long"
"Don't... Why?"
"WHY?!?! Your asking me WHY?! You should know why! Your why! You are why I have lost my mind, you are why I went and got piss ass drunk and was wandering around a park and finding dead people with guns!"
"Look Pepper if I mean that much to... " Billie Joe started
"YOU?!?! Mean anything to me? Ha! You did, but that left with my mind. Billie Joe, I hate your guts! I'd like to strangle you and watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull, I want you to die! And you might. You might not. Either way I don't care"
Then I saw it, out of the corner of my eye. In the distance, there was a fast approaching lorry. I'd have to act quickly though. I took the safety catch of the gun, pointed it and Alison, and shot. I heard her scream, heard Billie Joe scream. I shot again, this time hitting Billie in the leg. Then I saw Mabby Mike Tre and Chan run out of the hotel doors. Oh good, an audience.
"Guilt is a terrible thing" I turned and aimed the gun at the lorry, the driver hadn't seen me yet. I shot at the windscreen, not to kill the driver, he was an innocent person, but to crack the windscreen so he was distracted and never noticed me. Which is what happened. My last words where
"So Long and Fucking Good Night!"
*In England three days later, no ones POV*
Ronny was bored. She had no one to talk to, all her family was out, and she hadn't been able talk to Pepper, Ali or Mabby. The last time she'd talked to any of them was about a week ago when they phoned and told her Ali was in hospital. Just as she turned the computer off, the phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Hi, I'm Billie Joe Armstrong, you don't know me but I'm one of Ali and Pepper's mates"
"Ok... "
"You're their best friend aren't you?"
"Yeah why?"
It was odd, this Billie Joe guy sounded like he was crying
"Look, there's no easy way of saying this... But... "
"But? What have you done to them? Eaten them?"
"Look don't joke about this! Your not making it any easier!"
"Sorry, jus tell me what's happened"
"Well, there was an accident, Pepper kind of went mad and... They're both dead."
He started crying again
"I'm sorry... "
Ali's POV
Oh my fucking head! I groaned as I woke up, shit how drunk did we get last night, err need aspirin! Once I persuaded my self to open my eyes I finally got up. I felt some one's arms wrapped around me. I turned to the side to see who it was, oh fuck it was Billie. Oh god I hoped nothing happened last night, Ah well I don't give two shits at the moment. My head! I peeled him off my side, clambered over the bed, nearly fell on a sleeping Pepper (who for some reason was lying on the floor) and opened the door into the kitchen.
I walked into the room, Tre and Mike were there on the sofa, well Mike was any way, Tre was jumping up and down shouting something at the TV, god how did he do it, drink that much and not have a hang over.. Lucky bastard! Ahh shit they spotted me.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh!" Tre shouted down my ear "you and Billie looked so cute together!"
"Shh! Tre my head! And nothing happened! I think any way... " I mumbled trying to get to the aspirins.
"Oh trust me you two were at it all night long!" Tre said a smile creeping up on his face "god it sounded good I wish I could of joined in!"
"Shit your're kidding me right! And shut up you sicko!" I said gulping down my aspirin! With a look of shock on my face. "We didn't do any thing! I can't remember it any way."
"You did! You did it all night long..! Oh peppers in there as well! He said putting his head round the door "did u lot have a three some!"
Mike started laughing
"SHUT THE FUCK UP MIKE! AND YOU TRE, YOU SKANKY TIT HEAD!" I screamed
Tre and Mike had fell on the floor in fits of laughter
I new it wasn't true, thank god! I had a sudden urge to go and kick them both but I needed another aspirin, thank god for those things!
I sat down when Tre and Mike finally calmed down and flicked the channels trying to find some thing that wasn't total shit.
*Pepper's POV*
Aww crap my head... First thought: Aspirin NOW! I have a total bitch if a hangover.
It's all you've got
The only thing left to hold on to
You'll regret, regret the day you did this
Pushed me to far
And now i'm gone, and i'm not fucking coming back
Coz i'm home, i'm home, i'm home away from you
"Ali turn that crap off! I have a fucking HEADACHE!"
"Sorry your highness! Most of us do as well so stop SHOUTING!"
Ha, she can talk, I finally dragged my self off the floor (with the help of the coffee table) and walked feeling like a total zombie in what I hoped was the general direction of the kitchen.
"OW SHIT! OW MY FUCKING HEAD! SHIT! FUCK WANK SHIT BUGGER CRAP ARSE AND HOLE!"
Well, or the general direction of an open door. Owwwwwwwwwwww!
*Billie's POV*
I felt someone shuffle around a bit, then the bed rise as they stood up and I heard them stumble towards the kitchen. I wonder who it was. Oh fuck it wasn't Tre was it? I bloody hoped not! I've never been that drunk! As far as I could remember anyway. I was still absolutely fucked, so I went back to sleep. For about 5 seconds.
"OW SHIT! OW MY FUCKING HEAD! SHIT! FUCK WANK SHIT BUGGER CRAP ARSE AND HOLE!"
How nice. Finally I forced my eyes open, and saw Pepper standing in front of a closed door holding her head and swearing a lot under her breath.
"Ya know, your supposed to open doors before they are walk throughable"
"ShurrupstipidfuckowmyheadshitASPIRIN!"
Ok, one word sentence. She walked out to get aspirin and left me to try and sleep. I say try.
*Tre's POV*
I'm bored, I've already woken Ali up, and she woke Pepper up, Mike was already awake and has gone to go wake chan up, so that leaves Mabby and Billie.
"Wheresthefuckingaspirn?"
"Good morning to you to Pepper"
"WHERESthefuckngASPIRIN?!?!"
"Say it slower, and not in one word"
"Where's the fucking aspirin?!?!?"
"Ali had it"
"Finally! ALIIIII! WHERES THE ASPIRIN?!?"
"Up your arse, go ask mabby"
"She's till asleep!"
"No I'm not" yawned mabby "where's the fire?"
"There isn't one, where's the aspirin?"
"Why did you wake me up this early then!"
"It's nine in the morning! Aspirin! Now!"
"Exactly, early! I don't fucking know! Ask Ali! She waving it around behind your head!"
"ALI!"
This conversation is boring, Billie's the only one not up so I'll go do the honours. I walked into his room where he was lying in bed with a pillow over his head.
"HEY BILL!" I shouted jumping around on the bed
"Tre, fuck off."
"No, that's mean"
"Tre go away"
"Nah I'm ok thanks"
"TRE!"
"BILLIE!"
"WHAT?!?!?"
"Get up!"
"No"
"Yes! Upupupupupupupup!"
"Fine, I'll get up, but only if the girls have stopped bitching"
"Yes they have, actually, speaking of the girls, did you and Ali have fun last night?"
"What the fuck are you talking about Tre?" he sat up
"Oh come on, don't think me and Mike didn't see you to cuddled up in bed, so spill, did you fuck her?"
"WHAT?!? I don't know! I can't remember a bloody thing about last night!
"Oh come on, she can't have been that bad! It looked like pepper was in there as well actually... "
"TRE! Fucking hell what did I do? Did I do anything?!? I can't remember!"
"Tsk, you take someone then totally can't remember, now that would be very mean if I wasn't making it all... "
"Fucking hell!"
*Billie's POV*
Argh he's so annoying! I hit him with my pillow
"Hey! No fair! I wasn't prepared! Die bitch!" he screamed grabbing a pillow and whacking me with it. A vicious pillow fight followed, which didn't get any better when everyone joined in and one of the pillows burst out of the balcony, causing a snowstorm of feathers outside.
"AAA! Happy satanic shit!"
"Happy satanic shit? Pepper what the fuck are you taking?"
"Why you want some?"
"If your offering"
That made me laugh, its just the way they were talking, like it was a totally normal conversation despite the happy satanic shit bit.
"ANYWAY, what were you saying about happy satans?"
"Happy satan? That's a really good idea!"
She dropped her pillow and went to stand on the balcony and shouted at the top of her voice
"OH MY FUCKING GO IT'S HAPPY SATAN AND HIS ELEPHANT CRONIES! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
Talk about retard.
*Peppers POV*
Omgomgomg, I feel so hyper! Stupid aspirins, not my fault! Hehe happy satan and elephant cronies, I started laughing half way though shouting that so I ended up coughing and choking. When I'd finished I just walked back in and said "what?" at the weird looks everyone was giving me, I was used to it! I grabbed any of my random clothes that were lying around and took them in to the bathroom so I could change. I put on my black sleeveless top, black and purple trousers and black and purple top with the long dangly sleeves. I washed my face to get rid of yesterdays eyeliner that was just about on my chin, and applied fresh. By this time, Ali was banging on the door telling me to hurry the fuck up or she'd piss herself. Personally I thought that would be quite funny so I spent ages doing my mascara and putting my earrings in.
"PEPPER HURRY UP OR I WILL COME IN AND RIP YOUR HEAD OFF YOUR SHOULDERS!".
"Ali, you should know after 10 years that I don't respond well to crappy threats"
"Whatever, just HURRY UP!"
"Why? It'd be funny if you pissed yourself"
"If you don't get out in 5 seconds I will set the lesbian Vanessa on you!"
Vanessa was a girl in England who had been our best friend for about 3 years before she decided to tell everyone that... Nevermind, but anyway, even when she was our friend we thought she was a lesbian and one time she tried to bum me or something on the bus, very very scary. So this wasn't a threat to ignore.
"Nooo! Not that! Anything but that!"
"GETTHEFUCKOTOFTHEBLOODYBATHROOMTHEN!"
"Ok ok! Mother!"
*Ali's POV*
"THANK FUCK!" I screamed as pepper finally got out the bath room she turned around and laughed at me, aww I don't care I need the toilet!
Ah thank god... I needed a shower so I got in then did my make up and when to my room to get changed
My door was locked. WTF! I thought oooohh if Tre did this as a joke I'll kill him! Ha I have a spare key, as I unlocked the door and heard some one in my room. I looked around scanning every inch of my room, huh weird. I sat on my bed and went to get some clothes out my drawer on the other side of the room. "AAAAA fuck! What the hell r u doing in here!" I screamed pointing at a Billie Joe lying at the side of my bed I started
Laughing
"Oh Billie I love your pink boxers!"
"Oh Ali I love your black bra and pants!" he shouted and started laughing
Ah shit I forgot about that one, I grabbed my dressing gown and quickly slipped it on.
"Oh you fucker you got me there" I said pulling him up off the floor and he sat down on the bed next to me.
"Now Billie I hope you weren't hiding in my room so you could perv on me!" I said laughing at his shocked face that was turning red.
"No! HONESTLY NO!"
"Yer what ever!" I said laughing whacking him on the arm.
"I was in here cause I was getting changed, I didn't no you had a spare key... So maybe you wanted to perv on me!" He said with a cheeky grin on his face.
"Damn Billie you found me out! I said laughing sitting on a pillow
"I can see why I mean who can resist me!" he said whipping over so he was standing over me.
"Oh yer course!" I laughed hitting him on the head with a pillow
"Oww! That hurt! You meany!" he said whimpering
"Aww!" I said pulling him into a hug "is that better?"
"A bit, but I can think of something better!" he said with that same grin as he pushed my down on to the bed and pressed his lips onto mine, it was so good he was a natural.
I didn't want it to ever stop, it felt so right but so wrong.
"Oh my fucking... " we heard some one say, I pushed Billie off me and turned to see a shocked face in the door way... It was pepper!
*Peppers POV*
There was nothing I could do, or say that would make up for the hurt that came when I saw Billie kissing Ali. I know it was his fault, I'd seen him do it, but she wasn't complaining, ooooh no, she looked like she wanted to rip off his boxers and have hot 'n heavy animal sex right there on the floor! I couldn't think of anything to do, so I just ran out of the room, and straight into Mike.
"Bloody hell, you might want to slow down"
"Shut up! I don't give a fuck about anything anymore!"
"Whats wrong?"
"Ask Alison, she'd be more than happy to tell you!"
And I ran off again. It was true I didn't care anymore, but if I didn't care, how come I couldn't get that one image of Billie Joe kissing Alison, Alison my best mate, Alison Queen of sarcasm, Alison fucking Miller, out of my head, it just wanted to stay in there and fester. I ran off again, and briefly saw Mike looking confused, but I'd let him figure that one out him self.
*Mikes POV*
Why was Pepper acting so weird, she'd left the door to Ali's room open, so I walked in and saw Billie sitting on the bed in his boxers, and Ali going into the bathroom with her clothes. Wait, Billie in his boxers, Ali putting clothes on...? Shit.
"Billie, you fucker... "
"Look, I know! Do ya have to rub it in!?!?"
"Why though? Everyone else knows that Pepper is like, nearly in love with you! How come you didn't? Did it just fly right over your head?"
"No! I knew, it's just... Ali... She... "
"She what? Can levitate?"
"I dunno, she's just... Special, ya know?"
"Special? So you think special will be such a good excuse Pepper will forgive you and you can carry on sleeping with Alison?"
"I didn't sleep with her!"
"What do you know?! You can't even remember! No one can! Which I suppose is a good thing for Pepper"
"Oh shit Pepper... "
"The penny drops! You better get your act together man, or you'll do something you actually regret"
*Billie's POV*
"Regret? You think I don't regret this?"
"No actually, I don't"
"What do you know... "
But it was to late, he was already half way down the corridor. I heard the bathroom door creak open and I saw Ali come out.
"Hey" I greeted her weakly
"Umm, hi"
There was a pause
"I really have fucked up haven't I?"
"I dunno, it might all be okay"
"Just admit it, the whole worlds thinking it"
There was another pause, the Ali said quietly
"Yeah. A little... "
Then she left to go do something, I dunno what. I sighed. I wonder where pepper was? It'd only been 15 minutes since she ran off, but you can run a long way in 15 minutes
*Pepper's POV*
As soon as I got out of the hotel I kept running, I didn't know where, just running. Tre had given me the directions to where they were staying, but I didn't feel like stopping ever. I just kept running until I collapsed against a wall, then I realized tears were streaming down my face. I looked around, it was dark, and I had no idea where I was.
*Mabby's POV*
"Look, Ali, I'm sure she's fine!"
"Yeah, but what if she's not? What if she's dead or been kidnapped or whatever? I know for a fact she's lost, she has a crap sense of direction"
"She'll be fine! Now stop pacing your making me dizzy!"
"Sorry... "
I sighed, it was true, we were all worried about Pepper, but what was the worst she could do? No, don't think about that, or you won't sleep again.
"What can we do though? I know she has her phone with her, but I dunno if it has any charge"
"Just leave it Ali, she'll come back, she HAS to come back! Just imagine her going without coffee? She didn't take any money so she can't buy any"
"Urgh, I know, it's like... You going without eyeliner, or worse, ME going without coffee!"
"See? She has to come back"
"Yeah alright. I'm tired, I'm gonna try and get some sleep or whatever"
"'kay, one thing though, stay away from Billie, Pepper might not be here but it's still not nice"
"Fine, I might just go talk to him, it can't do any harm can it?"
So she walked off to talk to Billie. Jeez I was tired, might as well try and sleep... Oh I can't be arsed to go to bed, I'll just go to sleep here.
*Peppers POV*
I wandered around a bit more, and found a park kinda thing, so I figured I might as well stay there for the night, its not like I have anywhere else to go. I looked around for somewhere to sleep, and saw a very asleep man on the floor with something shiny in his hand. I looked closer, and saw it was a gun. He wasn't very asleep, he was very dead.
I wonder what its like to be dead I thought away from all of your problems, away
From the shit that makes you feel bad, just not feeling at all. That wouldn't be to bad.
I eased the gun out of his hand, and shifted it's weight from hand to hand. I couldn't do it, I couldn't pull the trigger on myself. I was just to scared. I shoved the gun into my jacket pocket and felt something else in there. I took it out, and saw it was my debit card. Well, I might as well get drunk one last time. Well, its 10:30 now, so if I could find a bar, I could be totally smashed by 12. Great, I smiled to myself, and set off to find a bar. I started laughing, I didn't know why. Then it hit me, I was finally losing it, totally losing it, and there was no going back.
*11:30, some random bar*
"S'cuse me miss, but I think you've had quite enough to drink, you really should leave"
"What the fuckkkkkk? Who are yous to tells me, when I have drinks enoughs?"
"If you don't leave in the next minute, I'll get the security to escort you out"
"Bloody hell, fine. Buts I'll be back! Withs a moussssstashhhe!"
"I'm sure. Now please leave"
I stumbled out of the bar and started walking (kind of) down the first road I found. About half an hour later, I found myself in front of a building that even though I was piss ass drunk, I still recognized. I stood on the opposite side of the road for a bit, and shoved my hands in my pocket. I felt 2 things, one, my phone, and in the other pocket, the gun I'd found earlier but forgotten about until then. As soon as I touched it, I felt more sober than ever, and even more like I was mad
Well, if I haven't got enough guts to use it on myself, why let it go to waste? It's still got 3 shots left in it. And only two targets, shame to waste the last one. Ah well not much I can do about that.
Before I knew what I was thinking, I took my phone out of my pocket, dialed Ali's number, and stood in the middle of the road.
*Ali's POV*
I hadn't got any sleep, neither had Billie Joe so we were both just sitting on my bed, not saying anything. Suddenly my phone started ringing, startling me.
"Hello?"
"Hi"
"Oh my god! Pepper!? Are you okay? Wha... "
"Shut up Alison. Just shut the fuck up. You and Billie Joe, get your asses outside now"
Then she hung up.
"Who was it?" Billie asked
"Pepper, she says we've got to go outside"
"Did she say why?"
"No, she hung up. C'mon"
So we left the room quietly, so we wouldn't wake anyone up, and made our way downstairs.
*Pepper's POV*
After I hung up on Alison, I dropped my phone on the floor and watched it shatter. Not like I'd need it anymore. I heard the Hotel doors open and smiled to myself, this was it.
"Where is she?" I heard Alison ask Billie
"I dunno... There! In the road!"
"Omg! Pepper are you okay where did you go...?"
Her and Billie had been walking towards me but stopped at the edge of the road coz I'd just pointed the gun at them.
"Pepper... "
"What? Your gonna try and convince me not to do it? To late. Tonight, I lost my mind. Totally lost my mind. Right now I should be wearing a straight jacket and be locked up in a padded cell, but I'm not, I'm here, but neither of us will be for long"
"Don't... Why?"
"WHY?!?! Your asking me WHY?! You should know why! Your why! You are why I have lost my mind, you are why I went and got piss ass drunk and was wandering around a park and finding dead people with guns!"
"Look Pepper if I mean that much to... " Billie Joe started
"YOU?!?! Mean anything to me? Ha! You did, but that left with my mind. Billie Joe, I hate your guts! I'd like to strangle you and watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull, I want you to die! And you might. You might not. Either way I don't care"
Then I saw it, out of the corner of my eye. In the distance, there was a fast approaching lorry. I'd have to act quickly though. I took the safety catch of the gun, pointed it and Alison, and shot. I heard her scream, heard Billie Joe scream. I shot again, this time hitting Billie in the leg. Then I saw Mabby Mike Tre and Chan run out of the hotel doors. Oh good, an audience.
"Guilt is a terrible thing" I turned and aimed the gun at the lorry, the driver hadn't seen me yet. I shot at the windscreen, not to kill the driver, he was an innocent person, but to crack the windscreen so he was distracted and never noticed me. Which is what happened. My last words where
"So Long and Fucking Good Night!"
*In England three days later, no ones POV*
Ronny was bored. She had no one to talk to, all her family was out, and she hadn't been able talk to Pepper, Ali or Mabby. The last time she'd talked to any of them was about a week ago when they phoned and told her Ali was in hospital. Just as she turned the computer off, the phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Hi, I'm Billie Joe Armstrong, you don't know me but I'm one of Ali and Pepper's mates"
"Ok... "
"You're their best friend aren't you?"
"Yeah why?"
It was odd, this Billie Joe guy sounded like he was crying
"Look, there's no easy way of saying this... But... "
"But? What have you done to them? Eaten them?"
"Look don't joke about this! Your not making it any easier!"
"Sorry, jus tell me what's happened"
"Well, there was an accident, Pepper kind of went mad and... They're both dead."
He started crying again
"I'm sorry... "
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