Where Did Green Day Go???, chapter 3
At first it was like any other elevator ride, but then it suddenly started to speed up. Magenta and Abby gripped onto the hand rails as they started to lose their balance. Plumbob 427 was looking at his wristwatch and glancing at the dials. They landed with an almighty CRASH!, and Abby and Magenta fell to the ground. The elevator went "Ping!"
"We're here!" Plumbob 427 chimed. They stumbled to their feet.
"Oh man that was a bumpy ride." Abby groaned.
"That was fun!" Magenta cried.
"Now, once the doors open, try to blend in with the crowd." Plumbob said.
"How are you supposed to do that? Your purple!" Abby said. Plumbob grinned. He pushed a button on his suit and a skin suddenly folded over him and enveloped him. He now looked like a very ugly little boy with extremely large ears and big red eyes.
"That's your disguise!" Abby said. "It's shit!"
Plumbob scowled.
"Hey, what about our clothes?" Magenta asked. They were still covered in dust from the whole roof incident.
"Oh yes! I almost forgot." Plumbob pressed a switch on the wall, and suddenly a mechanical Hoover shot down from the roof and sucked all the dirt away.
"Now remember. Try to blend in." Plumbob said. He pressed a button, and the doors opened.
***
When the doors opened, an almighty dust cloud enveloped them.
"It seems like we've crashed through another roof." Magenta said. The dust cleared. They were inside a now wrecked kitchen. And who was standing in front of them? The one and only (but rather dusty) Billie Joe Armstrong. He was wearing black trousers with battered Coverse shoes and a blue and black striped top. He had a bowl of cornflakes in his hand, his spoon halfway to his mouth. He was staring open mouthed at the elevator that had just fallen through his roof. He dropped his bowl of cornflakes, and it clattered to the ground.
"How are we supposed to fit in now!" Abby hissed. Plumbob laughed nervously.
"Oh, hmm, that was some tornado wasn't it girls?" He said loudly and slowly. Billie Joe seemed to be trying to find words.
"T-t-tornado?" he stuttered. "Elevator?"
"Um yes. We were just in a shopping mall in-" Abby started.
"Kansas." Magenta finished. Abby looked at her in dismay.
"Yes, we were in Kansas and this tornado just came out of nowhere!" Plumbob rattled on. " It must have carried us here and dropped us through your house! I'm very sorry about that by the way." Plumbob said.
"Uh, its OK." Billie Joe said stupidly. He still seemed to be a little shocked. He blinked.
"Wait, there wasn't any tornado warnings! If there was a tornado, this house would be gone. And how could you have survived-" Plumbob leapt on Billie and he fell to the ground. Leprachauns are freakishly strong.
"What are you doing!" Magenta cried. He had pinned Billie Joe and was putting eye drops into his eyes. Billie Joe struggled furiously, but once the eye drops went in he just went limp. Abby screamed.
"You've killed Billie Joe!"
"Calm down!" Plumbob said. He got off of Billie Joe and started to talk in his ear.
"Now, there was no elevator that crashed through your house. We are people from out of town that you've invited inside because you're a nice person. You will talk to us." Plumbob said. Billie Joe nodded. Plumbob flicked a switch on his wristwatch and suddenly the debris and elevator and huge hole in the roof disappeared. Magenta and Abby looked on in shock.
"It's a hologram. A virtual net." Plumbob said. Everything's still there, but we cant see it." Suddenly, Billie Joe got up.
"Uh hi. I'm Billie Joe." He said and held out his hand. Magenta and Abby shook it nervously.
"Uh hi, I'm Magenta and this is Abby. We have all of your albums except Shenanigans."
Billie Joe looked at her in a strange way.
"We don't have a CD called Shenanigans. You must be thinking of another band. It's a cool name though." Billie Joe said.
"Oh yeah." Magenta laughed nervously. Shit, she thought. Gotta be careful.
"We have Dookie!" Abby said. Billie Joe grinned.
"Who doesn't? Hey, we're doing a gig later at a bar down the street. Do you guys wanna come?"
"Sure!" They both said at once. It might have been Plumbob's eye drops, but Billie Joe was a really nice guy.
"It starts in a few hours time. We can hang out here for a while." He said and led them through to the lounge. Magenta and Abby couldn't believe it. They were in Billie Joe's house! There was a knock at the door. Billie Joe practically ran to answer it.
"We're here!" Plumbob 427 chimed. They stumbled to their feet.
"Oh man that was a bumpy ride." Abby groaned.
"That was fun!" Magenta cried.
"Now, once the doors open, try to blend in with the crowd." Plumbob said.
"How are you supposed to do that? Your purple!" Abby said. Plumbob grinned. He pushed a button on his suit and a skin suddenly folded over him and enveloped him. He now looked like a very ugly little boy with extremely large ears and big red eyes.
"That's your disguise!" Abby said. "It's shit!"
Plumbob scowled.
"Hey, what about our clothes?" Magenta asked. They were still covered in dust from the whole roof incident.
"Oh yes! I almost forgot." Plumbob pressed a switch on the wall, and suddenly a mechanical Hoover shot down from the roof and sucked all the dirt away.
"Now remember. Try to blend in." Plumbob said. He pressed a button, and the doors opened.
***
When the doors opened, an almighty dust cloud enveloped them.
"It seems like we've crashed through another roof." Magenta said. The dust cleared. They were inside a now wrecked kitchen. And who was standing in front of them? The one and only (but rather dusty) Billie Joe Armstrong. He was wearing black trousers with battered Coverse shoes and a blue and black striped top. He had a bowl of cornflakes in his hand, his spoon halfway to his mouth. He was staring open mouthed at the elevator that had just fallen through his roof. He dropped his bowl of cornflakes, and it clattered to the ground.
"How are we supposed to fit in now!" Abby hissed. Plumbob laughed nervously.
"Oh, hmm, that was some tornado wasn't it girls?" He said loudly and slowly. Billie Joe seemed to be trying to find words.
"T-t-tornado?" he stuttered. "Elevator?"
"Um yes. We were just in a shopping mall in-" Abby started.
"Kansas." Magenta finished. Abby looked at her in dismay.
"Yes, we were in Kansas and this tornado just came out of nowhere!" Plumbob rattled on. " It must have carried us here and dropped us through your house! I'm very sorry about that by the way." Plumbob said.
"Uh, its OK." Billie Joe said stupidly. He still seemed to be a little shocked. He blinked.
"Wait, there wasn't any tornado warnings! If there was a tornado, this house would be gone. And how could you have survived-" Plumbob leapt on Billie and he fell to the ground. Leprachauns are freakishly strong.
"What are you doing!" Magenta cried. He had pinned Billie Joe and was putting eye drops into his eyes. Billie Joe struggled furiously, but once the eye drops went in he just went limp. Abby screamed.
"You've killed Billie Joe!"
"Calm down!" Plumbob said. He got off of Billie Joe and started to talk in his ear.
"Now, there was no elevator that crashed through your house. We are people from out of town that you've invited inside because you're a nice person. You will talk to us." Plumbob said. Billie Joe nodded. Plumbob flicked a switch on his wristwatch and suddenly the debris and elevator and huge hole in the roof disappeared. Magenta and Abby looked on in shock.
"It's a hologram. A virtual net." Plumbob said. Everything's still there, but we cant see it." Suddenly, Billie Joe got up.
"Uh hi. I'm Billie Joe." He said and held out his hand. Magenta and Abby shook it nervously.
"Uh hi, I'm Magenta and this is Abby. We have all of your albums except Shenanigans."
Billie Joe looked at her in a strange way.
"We don't have a CD called Shenanigans. You must be thinking of another band. It's a cool name though." Billie Joe said.
"Oh yeah." Magenta laughed nervously. Shit, she thought. Gotta be careful.
"We have Dookie!" Abby said. Billie Joe grinned.
"Who doesn't? Hey, we're doing a gig later at a bar down the street. Do you guys wanna come?"
"Sure!" They both said at once. It might have been Plumbob's eye drops, but Billie Joe was a really nice guy.
"It starts in a few hours time. We can hang out here for a while." He said and led them through to the lounge. Magenta and Abby couldn't believe it. They were in Billie Joe's house! There was a knock at the door. Billie Joe practically ran to answer it.
