Story of the albums: Green Day's Albums Through The Years I Suck My Own Like Tre, chapter 1
These are the stories of the albums with the names rolled in. Enjoy my stupidity.
*Story of 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours*
Billie Joe was AT THE LIBRARY doing an extra report on THE JUDGE'S DAUGHTER cos he put 409 IN YOUR COFFEE MAKER. But he wasn't working he was writing a song called ONLY OF YOU for some random girl that was in the library. He smiled at the memory of his teacher scaring "I'm GOING TO PASALACQUA on the ROAD TO ACCEPTANCE." She was totally off her head. Billie Joe was 16 and liked setting fire to PAPER LANTERNS. He had no KNOWLEDGE of girls. He felt like the DISAPPEARING BOY most of the time. Going to library was like REST. He never did any work. He sat there looking at the girls thinking "Now that's THE ONE I WANT." Billie Joe felt like he had been watching her for 1000 HOURS. Billie Joe got out of his seat and walked over to her.
"Hi." Billie Joe said shyly. Praying in the back of his mind. "DON'T LEAVE ME please. I'm in a band called GREEN DAY. I can give you all you want and more."
"Hi." The girl said.
"Hey I WAS THERE when you put 409 in the teacher's coffee." She said.
"Yeah that was me." Billie Joe said proudly.
"Well she my favourite teacher. You asshole." She screamed then said "I WANT TO BE ALONE." Before she walked off and kissed her boyfriend.
"WHY DO YOU WANT HIM?" Billie Joe yelled pointed at the guy she was with. The guy looked around with a look of DRY ICE in his eyes. He looked pissed.
*Story of Kerplunk*
Mike was walking on some STRANGELAND until he ran into ONE OF THE RAZORBACKS. They were all SWEET CHILDREN living on CHRISTIE ROAD and drinking PRIVATE ALE. Mike passed a sign that read WELCOME TO PARADISE and he saw a DOMINATED LOVE SLAVE sitting down and he looked like the BEST THING IN TOWN. His brain looked 2000 LIGHT YEARS AWAY but the look on his face. He looked like an ANDROID that NO ONE KNOWS about. He was questioning "WHO WROTE HOLDEN CAULFIELD?" At everyone in MY GENERATION that walked past him. Mike was thinking about the WORDS I MIGHT OF ATE and ONE OF MY LIES. They were tautening him he had to tell someone. He knew who to tell. 80.
*Story of Dookie*
Tré was thinking about COMING CLEAN to Billie Joe about SHE. He had been a CHUMP for loving her. They were HAVING A BLAST dating. Every time in bed SHE would scream "WELCOME TO PARADISE baby before I BURNOUT!" That always turned Tré on IN THE END. Tré felt like PULLING TEETH he hate being without her. She could always overcome LONGVIEW and boredom. Tré felt like a BASKET CASE. All alone with his SASSAFRAS ROOTS wasting time. "WHEN I COME AROUND and my EMENIUS SLEEPUS don't taunt me I shall find a new girl. "SHE you can F.O.D. I don't care if I'm ALL BY MYSELF!" Tré yelled.
*Story of Insomniac*
Billie Joe was turning into a little BRAT he was falling in love with the boy on the corner of STUART AND THE AVE. It was the summer of 86 and Billie Joe had GEEK STINK BREATH. He felt like no one loved him and he was a WALKING CONTRADICTION. He walked slowly up TIGHT WAD HILL up to the WESTBOUND SIGN. He was feeling JADED from the night before and his brain felt like... well... BRAIN STEW actually. He heard the little kids singing a PANIC SONG like it was a war or something. "I've got NO PRIDE and you're fucking STUCK WITH ME bitch!" Billie Joe heard some guy say. Billie Joe looked around and said "BAB'S UVALA WHO?" to the dude cos Billie Joe thought he was talking to him. Te guy looked weirdly at Billie Joe then yelled. "Go suck on my ARMATAGE SHANKS bitch!"
*Story of Nimrod*
Mike was HITCHIN' A RIDE with PROSTHETIC HEAD and HAUSHINKA. It was the LAST RIDE IN. He was lucky to get someone to pick him up. They stopped off cos Mike was being THE GROUCH. Mike had just become REDUNDANT his dreams where SCATTERED and ALL THE TIME he had being an UPTIGHT WORRY ROCK over losing his job now it had happened he felt like a KING FOR A DAY. "GOOD RIDDANCE to that job like I had the TIME OF MY LIFE." Mike yelled to the wind. He would never TAKE BACK his job because it turned him into a JINX. He was WALKING ALONE down the highway. When he ran into a REJECT nickname PLATYPUS. PLATYPUS was holding a sign that said "NICE GUYS FINISH LAST." "So true PLATYPUS. So true." Mike said to himself.
*Story of Warning*
Tré walked to Billie Joe's house to get some BLOOD, SEX AND BOOZE. Tré felt like a CASTAWAY. It was a DEADBEAT HOLIDAY and Tré was going to get some sex from Billie Joe. Billie Joe answered the door looking like a JACKASS. He was FASHION VICTIM in that outfit. Tré walked in and pulled of Billie Joe's shirt that said MISERY on the front. Billie Joe and Tré only realised they had feelings for each other after MACY'S DAY PARADE. This was a WARNING sign that they should be together. "HOLD ON." Tré said as he pushed Billie Joe to the floor. Billie Joe had been WAITING for this all day. Billie Joe and Tré started to kiss and they felt like the MINORITY. But then Billie Joe remembered that he had to go to CHURCH ON SUNDAY with Adie.
*Story of International Superhits*
MARIA and J.A.R were WAITING for SHE so they could go to MACY'S DAY PARADE they had some POP ROCK AND COKE and waited some more. They felt like BRAIN STEW totally JADED like a WALKING CONTRADICTION. MARIA was REDUNDANT from her job. SHE didn't care she just said "GOOD RIDDANCE. Have the TIME OF YOUR LIFE without me. SHE felt like a BASKET CASE with GEEK STINK BREATH. HITCHIN' A RIDE to the MINORITY WAITING by the sign the said "WARNING! WELCOME TO PARADISE." She got out the car with J.A.R and SHE was WAITING at the sign. "NICE GUYS FINISH LAST." SHE said she was with the LONGVIEW. "Fuck you SHE! WHEN I COME AROUND and get you your gonna pay." Maria shouted. "You have GEEK STINK BREATH!" J.A.R shouted at SHE. He was joking.
*Story of Shenanigans*
Mike began to SUFFOCATE he felt like a SCUMBAG OUTSIDER ROTTING in his own DO DA DA. He was ON THE WAGON and he was TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU. "I WANT TO BE ON TV and I DON'T WANNA FALL IN LOVE." Mike said to the drive of the wagon. "I hope you ain't getting SICK OF ME." Mike said with a laugh. He felt DESENSITIZED and like the driver was ignoring him. Mike laid back ad relaxed and remembered his conversation with Tré before he died.
"YOU LIED you lying son of a bitch. What are you a spy this ain't ESPIONAGE. Stupid. " Tré screamed at Mike. Mike pulled out the gun and shoot Tré in the head. "HA HA YOUR DEAD!" Mike screamed at Tré's dead body.
*Story of American Idiot*
JESUS OF SUBURBIA was walking down the CITY OF THE DAMNED with ST JIMMY talking about their TALES OF ANOTHER BROKEN HOME. They turned down the BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS but there was a HOMECOMING parade with tons of screaming kids screaming "WE'RE COMING HOME AGAIN." One saw Jimmy and said "Ha Ha NOBODY LIKES YOU." Jimmy looked at the guy and said "I DON'T CARE." JOS was waiting for WHATSERNAME and the EXTRAORDINARY GIRL he had a LETTERBOMB to give them about his HOLIDAY and he wanted to make WHATSERNAME his girlfriend. He wanted to make her his ROCK N ROLL GIRLFRIEND. "Dude, why do you love her so much?" Jimmy asked JOS. "Cos SHE'S A REBEL no AMERICAN IDIOT but she could be my DEARLY BELOVED. If I want it enough. She went to EAST 12th STREET and set fire to field." She was a rebel and she always turned guys down. She would always use her line "WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS. And walk away. No one understood it so they left her alone. "ARE WE THE WAITING here or something?" JOS heard a voice say he smiled and looked around to see the gorgeous WHATSERNAME.
*Story of 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours*
Billie Joe was AT THE LIBRARY doing an extra report on THE JUDGE'S DAUGHTER cos he put 409 IN YOUR COFFEE MAKER. But he wasn't working he was writing a song called ONLY OF YOU for some random girl that was in the library. He smiled at the memory of his teacher scaring "I'm GOING TO PASALACQUA on the ROAD TO ACCEPTANCE." She was totally off her head. Billie Joe was 16 and liked setting fire to PAPER LANTERNS. He had no KNOWLEDGE of girls. He felt like the DISAPPEARING BOY most of the time. Going to library was like REST. He never did any work. He sat there looking at the girls thinking "Now that's THE ONE I WANT." Billie Joe felt like he had been watching her for 1000 HOURS. Billie Joe got out of his seat and walked over to her.
"Hi." Billie Joe said shyly. Praying in the back of his mind. "DON'T LEAVE ME please. I'm in a band called GREEN DAY. I can give you all you want and more."
"Hi." The girl said.
"Hey I WAS THERE when you put 409 in the teacher's coffee." She said.
"Yeah that was me." Billie Joe said proudly.
"Well she my favourite teacher. You asshole." She screamed then said "I WANT TO BE ALONE." Before she walked off and kissed her boyfriend.
"WHY DO YOU WANT HIM?" Billie Joe yelled pointed at the guy she was with. The guy looked around with a look of DRY ICE in his eyes. He looked pissed.
*Story of Kerplunk*
Mike was walking on some STRANGELAND until he ran into ONE OF THE RAZORBACKS. They were all SWEET CHILDREN living on CHRISTIE ROAD and drinking PRIVATE ALE. Mike passed a sign that read WELCOME TO PARADISE and he saw a DOMINATED LOVE SLAVE sitting down and he looked like the BEST THING IN TOWN. His brain looked 2000 LIGHT YEARS AWAY but the look on his face. He looked like an ANDROID that NO ONE KNOWS about. He was questioning "WHO WROTE HOLDEN CAULFIELD?" At everyone in MY GENERATION that walked past him. Mike was thinking about the WORDS I MIGHT OF ATE and ONE OF MY LIES. They were tautening him he had to tell someone. He knew who to tell. 80.
*Story of Dookie*
Tré was thinking about COMING CLEAN to Billie Joe about SHE. He had been a CHUMP for loving her. They were HAVING A BLAST dating. Every time in bed SHE would scream "WELCOME TO PARADISE baby before I BURNOUT!" That always turned Tré on IN THE END. Tré felt like PULLING TEETH he hate being without her. She could always overcome LONGVIEW and boredom. Tré felt like a BASKET CASE. All alone with his SASSAFRAS ROOTS wasting time. "WHEN I COME AROUND and my EMENIUS SLEEPUS don't taunt me I shall find a new girl. "SHE you can F.O.D. I don't care if I'm ALL BY MYSELF!" Tré yelled.
*Story of Insomniac*
Billie Joe was turning into a little BRAT he was falling in love with the boy on the corner of STUART AND THE AVE. It was the summer of 86 and Billie Joe had GEEK STINK BREATH. He felt like no one loved him and he was a WALKING CONTRADICTION. He walked slowly up TIGHT WAD HILL up to the WESTBOUND SIGN. He was feeling JADED from the night before and his brain felt like... well... BRAIN STEW actually. He heard the little kids singing a PANIC SONG like it was a war or something. "I've got NO PRIDE and you're fucking STUCK WITH ME bitch!" Billie Joe heard some guy say. Billie Joe looked around and said "BAB'S UVALA WHO?" to the dude cos Billie Joe thought he was talking to him. Te guy looked weirdly at Billie Joe then yelled. "Go suck on my ARMATAGE SHANKS bitch!"
*Story of Nimrod*
Mike was HITCHIN' A RIDE with PROSTHETIC HEAD and HAUSHINKA. It was the LAST RIDE IN. He was lucky to get someone to pick him up. They stopped off cos Mike was being THE GROUCH. Mike had just become REDUNDANT his dreams where SCATTERED and ALL THE TIME he had being an UPTIGHT WORRY ROCK over losing his job now it had happened he felt like a KING FOR A DAY. "GOOD RIDDANCE to that job like I had the TIME OF MY LIFE." Mike yelled to the wind. He would never TAKE BACK his job because it turned him into a JINX. He was WALKING ALONE down the highway. When he ran into a REJECT nickname PLATYPUS. PLATYPUS was holding a sign that said "NICE GUYS FINISH LAST." "So true PLATYPUS. So true." Mike said to himself.
*Story of Warning*
Tré walked to Billie Joe's house to get some BLOOD, SEX AND BOOZE. Tré felt like a CASTAWAY. It was a DEADBEAT HOLIDAY and Tré was going to get some sex from Billie Joe. Billie Joe answered the door looking like a JACKASS. He was FASHION VICTIM in that outfit. Tré walked in and pulled of Billie Joe's shirt that said MISERY on the front. Billie Joe and Tré only realised they had feelings for each other after MACY'S DAY PARADE. This was a WARNING sign that they should be together. "HOLD ON." Tré said as he pushed Billie Joe to the floor. Billie Joe had been WAITING for this all day. Billie Joe and Tré started to kiss and they felt like the MINORITY. But then Billie Joe remembered that he had to go to CHURCH ON SUNDAY with Adie.
*Story of International Superhits*
MARIA and J.A.R were WAITING for SHE so they could go to MACY'S DAY PARADE they had some POP ROCK AND COKE and waited some more. They felt like BRAIN STEW totally JADED like a WALKING CONTRADICTION. MARIA was REDUNDANT from her job. SHE didn't care she just said "GOOD RIDDANCE. Have the TIME OF YOUR LIFE without me. SHE felt like a BASKET CASE with GEEK STINK BREATH. HITCHIN' A RIDE to the MINORITY WAITING by the sign the said "WARNING! WELCOME TO PARADISE." She got out the car with J.A.R and SHE was WAITING at the sign. "NICE GUYS FINISH LAST." SHE said she was with the LONGVIEW. "Fuck you SHE! WHEN I COME AROUND and get you your gonna pay." Maria shouted. "You have GEEK STINK BREATH!" J.A.R shouted at SHE. He was joking.
*Story of Shenanigans*
Mike began to SUFFOCATE he felt like a SCUMBAG OUTSIDER ROTTING in his own DO DA DA. He was ON THE WAGON and he was TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU. "I WANT TO BE ON TV and I DON'T WANNA FALL IN LOVE." Mike said to the drive of the wagon. "I hope you ain't getting SICK OF ME." Mike said with a laugh. He felt DESENSITIZED and like the driver was ignoring him. Mike laid back ad relaxed and remembered his conversation with Tré before he died.
"YOU LIED you lying son of a bitch. What are you a spy this ain't ESPIONAGE. Stupid. " Tré screamed at Mike. Mike pulled out the gun and shoot Tré in the head. "HA HA YOUR DEAD!" Mike screamed at Tré's dead body.
*Story of American Idiot*
JESUS OF SUBURBIA was walking down the CITY OF THE DAMNED with ST JIMMY talking about their TALES OF ANOTHER BROKEN HOME. They turned down the BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS but there was a HOMECOMING parade with tons of screaming kids screaming "WE'RE COMING HOME AGAIN." One saw Jimmy and said "Ha Ha NOBODY LIKES YOU." Jimmy looked at the guy and said "I DON'T CARE." JOS was waiting for WHATSERNAME and the EXTRAORDINARY GIRL he had a LETTERBOMB to give them about his HOLIDAY and he wanted to make WHATSERNAME his girlfriend. He wanted to make her his ROCK N ROLL GIRLFRIEND. "Dude, why do you love her so much?" Jimmy asked JOS. "Cos SHE'S A REBEL no AMERICAN IDIOT but she could be my DEARLY BELOVED. If I want it enough. She went to EAST 12th STREET and set fire to field." She was a rebel and she always turned guys down. She would always use her line "WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS. And walk away. No one understood it so they left her alone. "ARE WE THE WAITING here or something?" JOS heard a voice say he smiled and looked around to see the gorgeous WHATSERNAME.
