When Tre and His Sexy Pickle Are Left Alone, chapter 1
It all begain with a simple trip to a store, why did Tre go to a store you ask? To get food my God why else would he go to a store.. You people and your stupidity.
Anywho, he went to the store to buy cheese for his lovely Sexy Pickle. Jade/his Sexy Pickle always told him he could never do anything constructive with his time... So today he is trying to prove her wrong. By making a cheese castle!
There where numerous kinds of cheese there.. After a long time he took the stinky moldy cheese in the back of the freezer part.
~*two hours later*~
He had just gotten back home when his neighbor came out from under the deck... And said "Well next time I hope you wouldn't mind cleaning up after your house guests... They have created such a mess.. My poor dog almost had a heart attack when one of them ran after him!"
It took awhile for Tre to stop staring at.. Dare I say it the neighbor's large pet parot on her sholder! He looked at her then at the parot..." I'm sorry what did you say?"
"Why do I even bother with you big rock starts huh?!? All you do is pot!" she trotted away. He looked behind him when he heard the sound of a car pulling up. Low and behold it was Snoop Dogg and Billie!
"All you do is pot! All you do is pot!" Snoop sings as he glides toward the front entrance to the house. "yoh, for shizzle my nizzle it's Snoop dizzle and dre. At the door!"
"SNOOPY!" Tre hugs him "Wait... Dr. Dre's here too!" Tre looks around for his new found love... But is disapointed to here Snoop say "ain't nuttin but a G thang!" Tre has learned to disipher what Snoop says so in other words... He says no.
Tre then went into his little world of butterflies and syrup.. But was interupted when he remembered something "Wait, Oh my God... The dog almost had a heart attack?!?!" he began to cry.
A half and hour later and Snoop Dogg falling asleep on Tre's lap he had stoped crying "Why was I crying again..." then he began to cry cause he forgets alot.
His head shot up from it's possition on Snoop's boney sholder "We have house guests?!?" He ran inside the house, but not before he ran into the door a few times then remembering it has to be pulled on. He was taken aback by all the people smiling at him. His anitial response "What did I do!"
Anywho, he went to the store to buy cheese for his lovely Sexy Pickle. Jade/his Sexy Pickle always told him he could never do anything constructive with his time... So today he is trying to prove her wrong. By making a cheese castle!
There where numerous kinds of cheese there.. After a long time he took the stinky moldy cheese in the back of the freezer part.
~*two hours later*~
He had just gotten back home when his neighbor came out from under the deck... And said "Well next time I hope you wouldn't mind cleaning up after your house guests... They have created such a mess.. My poor dog almost had a heart attack when one of them ran after him!"
It took awhile for Tre to stop staring at.. Dare I say it the neighbor's large pet parot on her sholder! He looked at her then at the parot..." I'm sorry what did you say?"
"Why do I even bother with you big rock starts huh?!? All you do is pot!" she trotted away. He looked behind him when he heard the sound of a car pulling up. Low and behold it was Snoop Dogg and Billie!
"All you do is pot! All you do is pot!" Snoop sings as he glides toward the front entrance to the house. "yoh, for shizzle my nizzle it's Snoop dizzle and dre. At the door!"
"SNOOPY!" Tre hugs him "Wait... Dr. Dre's here too!" Tre looks around for his new found love... But is disapointed to here Snoop say "ain't nuttin but a G thang!" Tre has learned to disipher what Snoop says so in other words... He says no.
Tre then went into his little world of butterflies and syrup.. But was interupted when he remembered something "Wait, Oh my God... The dog almost had a heart attack?!?!" he began to cry.
A half and hour later and Snoop Dogg falling asleep on Tre's lap he had stoped crying "Why was I crying again..." then he began to cry cause he forgets alot.
His head shot up from it's possition on Snoop's boney sholder "We have house guests?!?" He ran inside the house, but not before he ran into the door a few times then remembering it has to be pulled on. He was taken aback by all the people smiling at him. His anitial response "What did I do!"
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