When Tre and His Sexy Pickle Are Left Alone, chapter 3

"Fine! I'll hurry up but the art of picking a bra for the weather is very tricky!" he replies to Mike, who was banging on the door.
"But why do you need to be in my room?!?!" Mike yells, hitting his head on the wall. Tre put the lacy black bra down "This is a difficult thing to do!" he walked out of the room "Jaaadddeee I picked out the perfect bra for this ocassion!" he showed her the bra.
"But Tre you made it out of play-doh!" she picked a hair from the "strap".
"Fine, don't wear it then.. I don't care." he waved her away.


*After the interview*

"You know Tre you could have just answered the question instead of discribing every little detail and what you did before and after you chose your underwear for the day... Even though your not wearing any underwear... Ant that wasn't even the question!" Mike looked up at Tre in disgust, Tre just ignored him.

"Are you leaving soon?" Tre jumped on the table beside Billie. Plucking a few stray hairs from Billie's eyebrows "You have to have perfect eyebrows ahahah!"

"Umm we aren't leaving yet, we disided to have something to eat befor ewe left... That's why everyone else went to get the chinese food. Do you remember?" Tre looked blankly at Billie.
"Eeeww you actually eat that crap!?!" Mike exclaimed. He ran upstairs to the bathroom. That was the last anyone saw of him for a few hours.
"So alone are we?" Tre licked his lips and rested his feet on Billie's sholder.
"Ummm I'm leaving!" he ran into the kitchen leaving Tre by himself. He took Mr. Duckie out of his pocket and wipped some bubbles from it's face "He'll come around."

"Guy's we're back with the food!" Abby yelled from the door before being pushed into the wall by Snoop Dogg ran into the kitchen. Since they moved out of Micheal Jackson's manor a couple weeks ago they moved into a fairly big house. But since they didn't feel like wasteing money they now live with George Bush (although they live in Canada) but he rarely comes out of the basement he talks about blowing up Zellers for some reason and how the ice cream man mocks him.

"Look Tre we got you a toy too!" Jade said wincing as Tre came running at her' "Jade! I missed you!" she held her breath as he hugged her. He ran into the kitchen with the little toy bird to visit Snoop. Who also got a toy. They fought over them for hours.

After numerous Rock Paper Sisscor games it was time to go. Tre picked them all "flowers" and handed them out.
They looked down at their dandelions they got from Tre and shook there heads. Tre walked by her "And your present I'm saving for tonight!" he ran and gave everyone a quick fondle when he hugged them (*shivers*)

And so begins the long journey for Jade, the hardest task she has to face. Staying as far away from Tre as possible, yet making sure he doesn't do anything all of them would regreat... With the help of Lloyd Banks of course!
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