When Tre and His Sexy Pickle Are Left Alone, chapter 5
*STILL THAT NIGHT*
Lloyd came running into the room with a water gun and said "Lloyd banks." Tre hissed at him and ran out the door.
"Oh thank God you came just in time." she rested her hand on Lloyd's sholder"For a second there I thought you weren't goona come. Good thing you where here whoo!"
"Lloyd Banks."
"Umm, ok well.. I'm just gonna go to bed now.. Why don't you just stand guard for a while until I fall asleep."
"Lloyd Banks." he sat on the chair near the night stand. He fell asleep emediatly.
*THE NEXT DAY*
Jade sat at the kitchen table. Saring at a picture of all of them together the night Mike, Tre and Billie got that record deal. They all looked so happy drunk together. She felt a tear moisten her skin under her left eye and whiped it away. If only the rest where here now, to bad they abandoned her here with Tre and Lloyd bloody Banks! She became so angry. She thew the picture out the window.
Her breathign went normal. "OOWW!" she heard from outside, she looked down and there was a hobo.. Who looked sort of framiliar but she couldn't remember where from.
She ran outside to see if she could help him. "Are you okay?" the hobo looked at her. She remembered where she had seen him from. "Hey, your that hobo who raped Billie!"
"It most certainly was not me!"
"Yes it was you have the same kind of mold on your eye's as I remember!"
"That was not me!"
"Was to!"
"No it wasn't."
"Yes it was."
"Ugh, that was my brother Left Eye Lucy The Teenage Rapeing Man." he lifted his chin up a bit. "I on the other hand am Philip.. But you may call me Phil. I used to be a Dr... But then they met Left Eye Lucy." he shook his head.
"O... Kay... Would you like to come in for some tea?"
*IN THE HOUSE AFTER EATING LLOYD'S COOKIES*
"Dear lord, that was wonderful.. Thank you Lloyd.. What is your secret?" Jade said while stretching out on the couch.
Lloyd replied "Lloyd Banks." he lifted up a bottle of Exlax. Jade's eyes widened. She screamed and ran to the nearest bathroom. Phil took another sip of tea.." Thank you." and rested the cup on the tray.
Lloyd came running into the room with a water gun and said "Lloyd banks." Tre hissed at him and ran out the door.
"Oh thank God you came just in time." she rested her hand on Lloyd's sholder"For a second there I thought you weren't goona come. Good thing you where here whoo!"
"Lloyd Banks."
"Umm, ok well.. I'm just gonna go to bed now.. Why don't you just stand guard for a while until I fall asleep."
"Lloyd Banks." he sat on the chair near the night stand. He fell asleep emediatly.
*THE NEXT DAY*
Jade sat at the kitchen table. Saring at a picture of all of them together the night Mike, Tre and Billie got that record deal. They all looked so happy drunk together. She felt a tear moisten her skin under her left eye and whiped it away. If only the rest where here now, to bad they abandoned her here with Tre and Lloyd bloody Banks! She became so angry. She thew the picture out the window.
Her breathign went normal. "OOWW!" she heard from outside, she looked down and there was a hobo.. Who looked sort of framiliar but she couldn't remember where from.
She ran outside to see if she could help him. "Are you okay?" the hobo looked at her. She remembered where she had seen him from. "Hey, your that hobo who raped Billie!"
"It most certainly was not me!"
"Yes it was you have the same kind of mold on your eye's as I remember!"
"That was not me!"
"Was to!"
"No it wasn't."
"Yes it was."
"Ugh, that was my brother Left Eye Lucy The Teenage Rapeing Man." he lifted his chin up a bit. "I on the other hand am Philip.. But you may call me Phil. I used to be a Dr... But then they met Left Eye Lucy." he shook his head.
"O... Kay... Would you like to come in for some tea?"
*IN THE HOUSE AFTER EATING LLOYD'S COOKIES*
"Dear lord, that was wonderful.. Thank you Lloyd.. What is your secret?" Jade said while stretching out on the couch.
Lloyd replied "Lloyd Banks." he lifted up a bottle of Exlax. Jade's eyes widened. She screamed and ran to the nearest bathroom. Phil took another sip of tea.." Thank you." and rested the cup on the tray.
