When Tre and His Sexy Pickle Are Left Alone, chapter 7
* The next day *
It was a lovely morning, the bird were chirping Tre wasn't in Jade's room. Wait where was Tre. Jade got up, put on her glow in the dark slippers and shuffled down stairs. There was a fowl odor coming from the kitchen. She bravely went in. There was Tre on the floor making a rather large molded cheese castle.
"Tre, what are you doing?"
"Making me and my Sexy Pickle.. Which is you, a cheese castle so we may live together and not be bothered by anyone, INCLUDING BILLIE!" he pointed the plastic knife at the bpicture of her and Billie that was hanging on the wall of memories. Tre wasn't allowed to use real knives.. You never know what he will "accidentaly" cut of next. We all know what happens when he has a unicycle in his grasp.
Jade slowely walked out of the room. She made her way into the living room but froze at the door. How did Tre get there so fast. He looked up from the couch.
"Let's watch a movie!" he exclaimed.
"Ok, fine, whatever." she sat down on the chair on the farthest side from him "What movie do you want to watch?"
"BAMBI! BAMBI!"
"NO! You cry through the whole thing! How 'bout... Um... HAPPY CAMPERS!"
"YEAH, HAPPY CAMPERS, HAPPY CAMPERS!" Tre became very excited... Happy Campers was one of his favorite movies! And jasper was one of his favorite characters.. The hobo also joined the fun... He is now living with them seeing as he has no other home.. And he told them he has sqauters rights. (Happy Campers really is an awesome movie... If you don't believe me... Go find it at a movie store! It's the best! ).
So they watched the movie.. They chanted with the obbsessive teenagers and laughed when there neighbor came to the door asking if someone was getting raped.
~~A few hours later*~~
Jade was sleeeping on the couch waiting for the day to be over with so she could be one more day closer to seeing Billie again. Tre was in the kitchen making his cheese castle, so far it has fallen over three times. He realized he didn't have enough cheese he had to go to the store again.. But he couldn't go by himself because everyone forbide it.. They told him he would give something raibes.
"JAAAADDEEE!" he sing songed from the kitchen. Jade got up relunctantly and walked into the room.
"What?"
"... I forget... Wait it's coming" while he gazed into oblivia Jade made herself a cucumber sandwhich and watched south park.
Finally after two episodes of South Park, a sandwhich.. And tea he remembered.
"Jade I remembered!"
"What did you remember? ' he began to tell her about the time he went to the zoo and got locked in the cage with the penguins... He then came to the point of the story where he needed to go to the store to get cheese.
"Wait.. Why didn't you just say that in the beginning?" she grabbed the keys and Tre's choke chain.
"Ummm-"
"Nevermind don't answer that." they headed out the door. "Lloyd we'll be back in less then two hours!"
"Lloyd Banks." was his reply.
It was a lovely morning, the bird were chirping Tre wasn't in Jade's room. Wait where was Tre. Jade got up, put on her glow in the dark slippers and shuffled down stairs. There was a fowl odor coming from the kitchen. She bravely went in. There was Tre on the floor making a rather large molded cheese castle.
"Tre, what are you doing?"
"Making me and my Sexy Pickle.. Which is you, a cheese castle so we may live together and not be bothered by anyone, INCLUDING BILLIE!" he pointed the plastic knife at the bpicture of her and Billie that was hanging on the wall of memories. Tre wasn't allowed to use real knives.. You never know what he will "accidentaly" cut of next. We all know what happens when he has a unicycle in his grasp.
Jade slowely walked out of the room. She made her way into the living room but froze at the door. How did Tre get there so fast. He looked up from the couch.
"Let's watch a movie!" he exclaimed.
"Ok, fine, whatever." she sat down on the chair on the farthest side from him "What movie do you want to watch?"
"BAMBI! BAMBI!"
"NO! You cry through the whole thing! How 'bout... Um... HAPPY CAMPERS!"
"YEAH, HAPPY CAMPERS, HAPPY CAMPERS!" Tre became very excited... Happy Campers was one of his favorite movies! And jasper was one of his favorite characters.. The hobo also joined the fun... He is now living with them seeing as he has no other home.. And he told them he has sqauters rights. (Happy Campers really is an awesome movie... If you don't believe me... Go find it at a movie store! It's the best! ).
So they watched the movie.. They chanted with the obbsessive teenagers and laughed when there neighbor came to the door asking if someone was getting raped.
~~A few hours later*~~
Jade was sleeeping on the couch waiting for the day to be over with so she could be one more day closer to seeing Billie again. Tre was in the kitchen making his cheese castle, so far it has fallen over three times. He realized he didn't have enough cheese he had to go to the store again.. But he couldn't go by himself because everyone forbide it.. They told him he would give something raibes.
"JAAAADDEEE!" he sing songed from the kitchen. Jade got up relunctantly and walked into the room.
"What?"
"... I forget... Wait it's coming" while he gazed into oblivia Jade made herself a cucumber sandwhich and watched south park.
Finally after two episodes of South Park, a sandwhich.. And tea he remembered.
"Jade I remembered!"
"What did you remember? ' he began to tell her about the time he went to the zoo and got locked in the cage with the penguins... He then came to the point of the story where he needed to go to the store to get cheese.
"Wait.. Why didn't you just say that in the beginning?" she grabbed the keys and Tre's choke chain.
"Ummm-"
"Nevermind don't answer that." they headed out the door. "Lloyd we'll be back in less then two hours!"
"Lloyd Banks." was his reply.
