When Tre and His Sexy Pickle Are Left Alone, chapter 8

***On the way to the store***

"I can't believe you ate the keys!" She screamed at Tre as she headed down the street after him.

"Well I wanted ice cream... And um..." he looked at his feet.

"Oh my god!" she smacked her forhead "there wasn't even an ice cream truck in site!" he looked around the deserted street.

"The little boy taunted me!" he pointed behind her. She looked and there was a little boy with a stick

"Hahaha we have taken over the fort boys!" he said. More little british boys with sticks come to his side.." Haazzaa hazzaaa!"

"Tre is there something you want to tell me?" there was a long silence. Then he started to hack and gag... The next moment the keys where in his had.

"Here." he threw the keys in the air.

"Ummmmm..." she looked at him as if he was possessed." since when do you regurgitate?"


"Mike taught me how." his head went slightly to the side and his tongue went out of his mouth... Ahhh!

They walked the rest of the way to the store in silence... Jade refused to touch the keys. So Tre ate them again.