When Tre and His Sexy Pickle Are Left Alone, chapter 9
~~At the Grocery Store~
"Tre!!TRE!!..."Jade looked around the isle..no sign of Tre anywhere.
"Hello!!" he waved his hand in front of her face. She slapped it away.
"What did you want from the grocery store again?"idly picking up a bag of fish.
"CHEESE!!Why don't you understand!!"he huffed, turning around and stomping off. Jade just watched his cape float around the floor behind him. He disappeared into another isle.
~~Jade's POV~~
Hmm maybe I should go get him...wait what's that in the distance OH MY GOD!! Tre was getting kidnapped by.....well I don't know but I..wait ahhh it's Matt Damon!! nooo!! What will I do!! ah!! There's Brad Pitt..oh this just gets worse every minute!!
Okay, what do I do! I can't just let Matt Damon kidnap him! With the help of Brad Pitt?Or can I?
NO! Wait what was I thinking of course I'm not gonna let him take him away!!Why in flying dipshits name would they want Tre anyway...I can't think of that right now I gotta save him!
I ran down the hall to the entrance where Tre was being lead. I grabbed his arm "Tre don't go with them!!" Brad tackled me to the ground. Ewwww he smells like rotten fish!! I struggled to get free from his grip then out of no where George Clooney comes and beets the living shit out of him! Wooh! But Tre is still being taken away!
I got up then saw Alanis (Morissette), Snoop Dogg and Lloyd banks run after him!! Alanis whacked Matt Damon over the head with a chair. Snoop helped Tre up from the trunk of the car.
"I was doing fine! He promised me cheese now look what you've done!!" Tre pointed to me and started to ignore me.
"What ever."...wait how'd Snoop Dogg get here....he's supposed to be on holiday!!"Snoop......how come you got here so fast?" he just smiled then disappeared into a cloud of pink smoke.
"Well Tre shall we go home." I looked at all the carnage about, Alanis was kicking the limp bodies. I waved to her then said thank you. Without a word Tre linked arms with me and we headed home in the sunset. Although I will never admit it to his face he can actually not screw up a perfect moment sometimes.
".....Www Tre that was disguising." Okay maybe he can....oh well!!
"Tre!!TRE!!..."Jade looked around the isle..no sign of Tre anywhere.
"Hello!!" he waved his hand in front of her face. She slapped it away.
"What did you want from the grocery store again?"idly picking up a bag of fish.
"CHEESE!!Why don't you understand!!"he huffed, turning around and stomping off. Jade just watched his cape float around the floor behind him. He disappeared into another isle.
~~Jade's POV~~
Hmm maybe I should go get him...wait what's that in the distance OH MY GOD!! Tre was getting kidnapped by.....well I don't know but I..wait ahhh it's Matt Damon!! nooo!! What will I do!! ah!! There's Brad Pitt..oh this just gets worse every minute!!
Okay, what do I do! I can't just let Matt Damon kidnap him! With the help of Brad Pitt?Or can I?
NO! Wait what was I thinking of course I'm not gonna let him take him away!!Why in flying dipshits name would they want Tre anyway...I can't think of that right now I gotta save him!
I ran down the hall to the entrance where Tre was being lead. I grabbed his arm "Tre don't go with them!!" Brad tackled me to the ground. Ewwww he smells like rotten fish!! I struggled to get free from his grip then out of no where George Clooney comes and beets the living shit out of him! Wooh! But Tre is still being taken away!
I got up then saw Alanis (Morissette), Snoop Dogg and Lloyd banks run after him!! Alanis whacked Matt Damon over the head with a chair. Snoop helped Tre up from the trunk of the car.
"I was doing fine! He promised me cheese now look what you've done!!" Tre pointed to me and started to ignore me.
"What ever."...wait how'd Snoop Dogg get here....he's supposed to be on holiday!!"Snoop......how come you got here so fast?" he just smiled then disappeared into a cloud of pink smoke.
"Well Tre shall we go home." I looked at all the carnage about, Alanis was kicking the limp bodies. I waved to her then said thank you. Without a word Tre linked arms with me and we headed home in the sunset. Although I will never admit it to his face he can actually not screw up a perfect moment sometimes.
".....Www Tre that was disguising." Okay maybe he can....oh well!!
