A Drunk Sorta Story, chapter 1
Tré, Billie-Joe, Mike and Raven were sitting on the floor as they were joking around spraying wine out of their noses ans what not. Tré suddenly said
"Fi-Fi-Fo-Fum I fiddle fish sticks upon a fit fiddle!"
Mike was just drinking some cola when all the the fizz came pouring out of his mouth! They all laughed thei heads off when Tré said:
"Uh.... I'm a bwad wittle bwoy!"
"You sound like Elmer Fudd! Get a part time job as a bunny catcher!" Said Raven with her hand on her eyes.
"What she said!" Remarked Billie Joe. The guys were all laughing as Mike pointed at the T.V.
"I like this commercial, shut your gobs, hear the wisdom of.." Mike laughed, then he was innterupted by the T.V which yelled:
"Budwiser, the beer that you loooove!"
They all laughed
"Beer... BEER? Your favorite commercial is a beer commercial?" Shouted Raven with giggles spitting from her mouth.
"I loooove 'Budwiser!'. Gives you the fresh sorta feeling!" said Mike.
The next day, Mike went to the store for some supplies.
"Rae, wanna get the good feeling of 'Budwiser?'" He laughed.
"Uh... I don't think Billie Joe would be pleased. Remember the last time HE asked for some beer when you and him went to this very store!?!" Answered Raven giving a gasp of air.
"Oh yeah. He wouldn't stop throwing up after that, one beer and he was done!" Said Mike
"Ahem, the rest of the story. I KNOW You Remember...." Said Raven putting the groceries on the paying desk.
"Ugh, how could I forget? He somehow thinks that SOME beer products are cursed! SOME!" Frowned mike giving a series of repeated 'Some's"
Raven Sighed
"Ok, ONE Pack, not one more!" Sighed Raven, paying for her groceries.
Mike grabbed a pack of Budwiser, payed and he was happily trotting back to Raven's house with her...
"Fi-Fi-Fo-Fum I fiddle fish sticks upon a fit fiddle!"
Mike was just drinking some cola when all the the fizz came pouring out of his mouth! They all laughed thei heads off when Tré said:
"Uh.... I'm a bwad wittle bwoy!"
"You sound like Elmer Fudd! Get a part time job as a bunny catcher!" Said Raven with her hand on her eyes.
"What she said!" Remarked Billie Joe. The guys were all laughing as Mike pointed at the T.V.
"I like this commercial, shut your gobs, hear the wisdom of.." Mike laughed, then he was innterupted by the T.V which yelled:
"Budwiser, the beer that you loooove!"
They all laughed
"Beer... BEER? Your favorite commercial is a beer commercial?" Shouted Raven with giggles spitting from her mouth.
"I loooove 'Budwiser!'. Gives you the fresh sorta feeling!" said Mike.
The next day, Mike went to the store for some supplies.
"Rae, wanna get the good feeling of 'Budwiser?'" He laughed.
"Uh... I don't think Billie Joe would be pleased. Remember the last time HE asked for some beer when you and him went to this very store!?!" Answered Raven giving a gasp of air.
"Oh yeah. He wouldn't stop throwing up after that, one beer and he was done!" Said Mike
"Ahem, the rest of the story. I KNOW You Remember...." Said Raven putting the groceries on the paying desk.
"Ugh, how could I forget? He somehow thinks that SOME beer products are cursed! SOME!" Frowned mike giving a series of repeated 'Some's"
Raven Sighed
"Ok, ONE Pack, not one more!" Sighed Raven, paying for her groceries.
Mike grabbed a pack of Budwiser, payed and he was happily trotting back to Raven's house with her...