The Lives of 5 Idiots, chapter 7
Abby's pov.
Ugh! Stupid Mr. Bonter, can people not yell at each other anymore without getting in trouble, Gosh! I looked over at Luda, still giggling to himself, it's all his fault. If he didn't have such a short attention span I wouldn't be angry! Wait why am I mad? I always get sent to the office! Oh yeah 'cause Jade isn't here.. Wait why isn't she in trouble, oh yeah she is cleaning the floors... I wonder where Evan's mom, the janitor, is. We walked in the room and I saw the person I least wanted to see, Evan.
Evan's POV.
Wow! Mr. B just did a trick with his green crayon! He made it colour! I started clapping for him, even though he already left. Oh look! Its my homie Luda, and that um girl... That I asked if she liked slipknot (that actually happened).
Abby Luda and Evan served thier detention, the whole time playing poker, and then went home.
After school My POV (jade)
Finally, I'm outta this retarded school, and the pot has worn off, so I won't walk into a bike, or bring a hobo home. I was walking along the sidewalk by myself, when I saw a familiar car pull up. It was red and had those wheels that kept spinning even if the car stopped. I just remembered where I saw it from, the candy shop video by 50 cent. (yes I know, he made it when he was like 30, shut up! ). (by the way, in this flash-back he's in grade 10). Just after I remembered, the windows rolled down, and out popped two faces. 50 cent (no duh) and Eminem. I just waved to them and continued on my walk back home. But they followed me in the car, they slowly drove bseide me, and 50 started saying to me bitch get in my car. And once in awhile shout ITCH GET IN!. After he finished each line, Eminem piped up and yelled "or i'll kill you!". Even though they're saying this to me, and stalking me in their car, I still lub them, were great frineds. Until eminem has a hissy fit and chases me with a chair.
They continud doing this the whole way to my house. When I finally got to my house and walked up the drive-way, I looked back and they had parked behind my moms car and started whispering the words. I shook my head and walked in. I walked in at a bad time, my mother was dancing with my 18 year old deaf cat Ollie (hes so cute) to the black eyed peas. I stood there trying not to laugh. After the song ended, and the music stopped she started belting out "Ollie's, too sexy for his fur, too sexy for his fur" (this actually happened lol). At this point I fell on the couch laughing, she didnt care and just danced up the stairs.
I hung up my coat and walked into my bedroom. When I opened the door and entered the room I jumped. There was Mike sitting on my bed indian style eating skittles. I asked what he's doing here. He simply said
"Why Jade, I just wanted to share my skittles with you."
".. Umm... Well how did u get in my house?"
"Through the window silly"
"Ummm..."
"Well, I saw 50 and Eminem "driving" you home"
" I don't know why they were doing that... And 50 kept telling me to get in his car..."
" Whoohoo, someone likes you"
He started chanting this while dancing around the room, I watched him until he fell on the floor and started laughing at himself. He then said,
"Just kidding"
I laughed at him and threw a pillow at his head, he threw it back at me, we then had a pillow war, he won, because he tripped me and stole all the pillows and locked them in a closet. I heard a knock at the door, so I raced Mike down the stairs to answer it. I won, so I opened the door, it was Abby, Tre, Billie Joe, Evan, Luda and Snoop. I invited them in and we ran up to my room, they all had a sleep over that night, we all watched Scary movie 1 2 and 3.
The rest of our years in public school went on like this, all of us together, hanging out together, making fun of people together. And things like that. Then, before we knew it, it was the end of grade school, and on to high school, as we all started a new chapter in our lives.
Ugh! Stupid Mr. Bonter, can people not yell at each other anymore without getting in trouble, Gosh! I looked over at Luda, still giggling to himself, it's all his fault. If he didn't have such a short attention span I wouldn't be angry! Wait why am I mad? I always get sent to the office! Oh yeah 'cause Jade isn't here.. Wait why isn't she in trouble, oh yeah she is cleaning the floors... I wonder where Evan's mom, the janitor, is. We walked in the room and I saw the person I least wanted to see, Evan.
Evan's POV.
Wow! Mr. B just did a trick with his green crayon! He made it colour! I started clapping for him, even though he already left. Oh look! Its my homie Luda, and that um girl... That I asked if she liked slipknot (that actually happened).
Abby Luda and Evan served thier detention, the whole time playing poker, and then went home.
After school My POV (jade)
Finally, I'm outta this retarded school, and the pot has worn off, so I won't walk into a bike, or bring a hobo home. I was walking along the sidewalk by myself, when I saw a familiar car pull up. It was red and had those wheels that kept spinning even if the car stopped. I just remembered where I saw it from, the candy shop video by 50 cent. (yes I know, he made it when he was like 30, shut up! ). (by the way, in this flash-back he's in grade 10). Just after I remembered, the windows rolled down, and out popped two faces. 50 cent (no duh) and Eminem. I just waved to them and continued on my walk back home. But they followed me in the car, they slowly drove bseide me, and 50 started saying to me bitch get in my car. And once in awhile shout ITCH GET IN!. After he finished each line, Eminem piped up and yelled "or i'll kill you!". Even though they're saying this to me, and stalking me in their car, I still lub them, were great frineds. Until eminem has a hissy fit and chases me with a chair.
They continud doing this the whole way to my house. When I finally got to my house and walked up the drive-way, I looked back and they had parked behind my moms car and started whispering the words. I shook my head and walked in. I walked in at a bad time, my mother was dancing with my 18 year old deaf cat Ollie (hes so cute) to the black eyed peas. I stood there trying not to laugh. After the song ended, and the music stopped she started belting out "Ollie's, too sexy for his fur, too sexy for his fur" (this actually happened lol). At this point I fell on the couch laughing, she didnt care and just danced up the stairs.
I hung up my coat and walked into my bedroom. When I opened the door and entered the room I jumped. There was Mike sitting on my bed indian style eating skittles. I asked what he's doing here. He simply said
"Why Jade, I just wanted to share my skittles with you."
".. Umm... Well how did u get in my house?"
"Through the window silly"
"Ummm..."
"Well, I saw 50 and Eminem "driving" you home"
" I don't know why they were doing that... And 50 kept telling me to get in his car..."
" Whoohoo, someone likes you"
He started chanting this while dancing around the room, I watched him until he fell on the floor and started laughing at himself. He then said,
"Just kidding"
I laughed at him and threw a pillow at his head, he threw it back at me, we then had a pillow war, he won, because he tripped me and stole all the pillows and locked them in a closet. I heard a knock at the door, so I raced Mike down the stairs to answer it. I won, so I opened the door, it was Abby, Tre, Billie Joe, Evan, Luda and Snoop. I invited them in and we ran up to my room, they all had a sleep over that night, we all watched Scary movie 1 2 and 3.
The rest of our years in public school went on like this, all of us together, hanging out together, making fun of people together. And things like that. Then, before we knew it, it was the end of grade school, and on to high school, as we all started a new chapter in our lives.
