A World Without Green Day? Unthinkable...., chapter 4
Billie woke up and looked around his flat to see what was what. He saw a short fat lady in the living room. " Hey you bitch." He slurred, Billie felt dizzy why couldn't he talk properly, why did his arm hurt. And who the fuck was the lady sat there looking at him? So many questions. The lady stood up just in time to catch a falling Billie who was near fainting. "Oh dear god!" She cried as she dropped Billie like he was some spider or something. She looked down on him her eyes scanned Billie Joe. " Wha..T ...are.y.y..you..Looking at you...fucking hooker!" Was all Billie managed to say before he shut his eyes...
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Adie looked at Tre, Tre looked at Adie. His eyes saw every curve and bump on her misshapen body. He shivered in sheer fright as she moved forward. " I will leave you two alone for a while." Tre's sister said before she shut the door on them. Adie took off her jacket." Is mighty hot in here an't it?"She said as she ripped off her jacket and went on in doing the same with her pants. " Mum? Dad?" A scared Tre shouted from the tiny room. He took one more look before running towards the door. " Now where in god's name are you going sexy?" Adie said in a sexy soothing voice as she slid in front of the door. " Your sister said that you liked girls. And that gals like me can really get a kick out of hotdogs like you" She winked at Tre." GAH! Leave me alone." Tre tried to find a way out of the room, finally he settled on the open window. And doing a James Bond style dive out he fell straight into Mrs Johnson's thorn bush.....................
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Billie opened his eyes still to find that same women looking at him. He found himself sat on the woman's knee leaning back onto the sofa (his bed )
" Who are you?" He said now finally being able to talk. " Well deary I live downstairs and it looks like you are trying to hang with God" She replied with a perfect British voice. " You know Billie Joe Armstrong people like you are not meant to be in this world." Billie gave her a odd look " So Errrrrrrr what that's got to do with the price of fish?" The lady looked around and sighed, she hated her job so much but some one had to help him, and that someone was she. " I think you need help with your life dear and a good start is to visit your children." Billie Joe looked at her " I don't have any" He corrected her. " Oh dear boy how much beer and drugs have you had?" She shook her head and sighed again, she seemed to do this allot and well it was really starting to piss Billie Joe off. " Yes you do now come with me and we will see him".........
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" WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY THORN BUSH YOU LITTLE PUNK?!?!?!?!" Oh dear Mrs Johnson didn't seem very happy. Tre sighed as she grabbed him by his shirt collar and dragged him back to his house. She rung the doorbell, Tre still hanging by his shirt. His Dad cam to the door. " I found this one sneaking around in my prize rose bush. Now let me tell you something Mr Wright I have had it up to here with your boy's pranks! He wankes in front of my sister's daughter, he throws snot bombs at my car and puts dog crap in my boots... When will he grow up?" By this time she had turned a good shade of red. As you may well have guessed she was a well-built woman as big as the house that she lived in and used to be a butcher.
Tre hated her so damn much he just wished he could tell the world. Mr Wright shook his head as Mrs Johnson dropped Tre on the floor with a thud. Mr Wright shut the door and said to Tre " You know what Iam doing to do to you now boy Iam going to........................."
* DO NOT PUT THIS IN I changed the spelling ;) *
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Adie looked at Tre, Tre looked at Adie. His eyes saw every curve and bump on her misshapen body. He shivered in sheer fright as she moved forward. " I will leave you two alone for a while." Tre's sister said before she shut the door on them. Adie took off her jacket." Is mighty hot in here an't it?"She said as she ripped off her jacket and went on in doing the same with her pants. " Mum? Dad?" A scared Tre shouted from the tiny room. He took one more look before running towards the door. " Now where in god's name are you going sexy?" Adie said in a sexy soothing voice as she slid in front of the door. " Your sister said that you liked girls. And that gals like me can really get a kick out of hotdogs like you" She winked at Tre." GAH! Leave me alone." Tre tried to find a way out of the room, finally he settled on the open window. And doing a James Bond style dive out he fell straight into Mrs Johnson's thorn bush.....................
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Billie opened his eyes still to find that same women looking at him. He found himself sat on the woman's knee leaning back onto the sofa (his bed )
" Who are you?" He said now finally being able to talk. " Well deary I live downstairs and it looks like you are trying to hang with God" She replied with a perfect British voice. " You know Billie Joe Armstrong people like you are not meant to be in this world." Billie gave her a odd look " So Errrrrrrr what that's got to do with the price of fish?" The lady looked around and sighed, she hated her job so much but some one had to help him, and that someone was she. " I think you need help with your life dear and a good start is to visit your children." Billie Joe looked at her " I don't have any" He corrected her. " Oh dear boy how much beer and drugs have you had?" She shook her head and sighed again, she seemed to do this allot and well it was really starting to piss Billie Joe off. " Yes you do now come with me and we will see him".........
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" WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY THORN BUSH YOU LITTLE PUNK?!?!?!?!" Oh dear Mrs Johnson didn't seem very happy. Tre sighed as she grabbed him by his shirt collar and dragged him back to his house. She rung the doorbell, Tre still hanging by his shirt. His Dad cam to the door. " I found this one sneaking around in my prize rose bush. Now let me tell you something Mr Wright I have had it up to here with your boy's pranks! He wankes in front of my sister's daughter, he throws snot bombs at my car and puts dog crap in my boots... When will he grow up?" By this time she had turned a good shade of red. As you may well have guessed she was a well-built woman as big as the house that she lived in and used to be a butcher.
Tre hated her so damn much he just wished he could tell the world. Mr Wright shook his head as Mrs Johnson dropped Tre on the floor with a thud. Mr Wright shut the door and said to Tre " You know what Iam doing to do to you now boy Iam going to........................."
* DO NOT PUT THIS IN I changed the spelling ;) *
