At The Beach.., chapter 1

Tré': Oh Mike, Mike, Mike, I can't believe you won't even take off your bondage pants for THE BEACH! You're such a vampire!

Mike: shhh Tré', do not tell anyone! 'Tis a secret *says with a Transylvanian accent*

Billie: *does not speak, just nods*

Jason: God damnit Billie! Why don't you ever fucking speak?!

Billie: *spells out in the sand, "because I'm a mute"*

Jason: fucking shit mother fucker! Fucking imbecile!

Tre': Hey now, Billie's a genius! Aren't ya Billie!

Billie: *nods head yes*

Mike: OH NO! I'm going to meeeelllttt! The sun! Oh no! Tre', my loving friend! Please save me!

Jason: shut the hell up you mother fucker, fucking dumbass People like you, fucking shit

Billie: *spells out in the sand "please watch you language"*

Mike: SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME NOW! *falls to sand*

Tre': Better watch out, we'll throw you in the ocean.

Mike: The ocean of BLOOD?! Oh yes, would you please?

Tre': holy moly, look at that girl over there!

Jason: what a fucking sick and nasty bitch fucker

Billie: *spells out in sand "Damn!" *

Mike: the cow is MINE mwuahahahahaha!

Tre': Isn't it sow not cow?

Mike: Oh yes, you are right my brother. Get me blood though, or I will dieeee!

Billie: *spells out in sand "I know how to get the chick"*

Mike: How How HOW?!

Jason: simmer down you fucking mother fucker fucking ass wipe FUCK man! Shit

Tre': well, I'm gonna go surf... Good luck with the blood hunt, Mike

Mike: Yes yes thank you Tre' *rubs hands together staring at the girl... *


WILL MIKE GET THE GIRL? WILL BILLIE EVER TALK AGAIN? WILL JASON EVER STOP SWEARING? FIND OUT NEXT TIME I DECIDE TO WRITE!