Gaming Part, chapter 1

I went shopping to buy a big pink rabbit and a thong. On the way, I dropped my aunt's favorite wig. So I sang a song about smoking pot with the "cool" smiley. Then I found a shiny key that magically unlocked Tre's underwear drawer. So I went and sniffed some. They smelled like Mike's sock drawer. Then Tre came and danced around and I danced. We square danced. Mike walked in and he danced with us. Billie Joe was like WTF?!?! So I said come and dance! We all danced for three hours and fell asleep after. The next morning I woke up and felt like total crap and puked on Tre's shirt. He then screamed like a girl and ran into the wall. I am drunk said Mike Dirnt as he reached at Billie Joe's favorite pink shirt. Billie Joe screamed. Mike laughed. Billie Joe said "Who are you?" Mike says, "I can suck my own, like Tre." "No, what's your other quote." Billie Joe jumped into the neighbor's swimming pool while screaming, "Monkeys are taking over. Everybody, quick, dive into oyster stew!" We all raced to the giant lemur looking dog. and tre said "It's still alive. Oh no. Ahhhh!" Mike kills the man who created the lemur dogs. Those damn lemur dogs think they're God but with their stupid hair they try to mop the dusty pool.