Gaming Part, chapter 2

Stop mopping my pool, you damn little purple hooligans!" the little old lady said as she scooted over. Little did the purple hooligans know that, I am your FATHA! suddenly the little old ladie bursts into flames and dark vader appears in his groin." That was Mike's other quote. Even though Mike uses that quote a lot. He much prefers the following "What the Hell, my polka-dot underwear cannot be ironed when there on me! Ouch your burning my penis!" The quote came about after Tre tried to mop pools. Once while mopping, he fell and ate some cheese that tasted like his old mother that resembled Billie Joe and his pet rock's love child. The next day the cheese kicked him in the ass. Then they all offered to iron his fuzzy pink slippers that were hidden under his huge pile of big sloppy alcoholic people who liked frolicking in the rain with their socks on. The next day a stock broker came knocking at his front waffle... He opened his denim jean fly demanding his underwear be removed with a fishing rod baited by a Master Baiter he then fished himself a fresh new pair of Waffles covered in delicious slurpy gurpy slushies made of the best tasting leprechauns in the business. He slammed his waffles on the floor and said "what the hell do I look like?! A waffle watcher? Wrong, I'm a Punkalicious sexy Beast!" Then the Master Baiter Died and everybody jumped around to the orange fish.