The Wedding, chapter 1

Billie was standing at the alter, with the priest, waiting for his best men, and his wife to be. "Where are they?" Billie wispered. The preist shrugged. "Screw this, send her out, we can't wait all day for the two." Billie said to him. The preist nodded to someone in the pews, and then the song 'Here Comes The bride' could be heard all throughout the church.
Adrienne walked through the big wooden doors with her father, she wore a white wedding dress, and had black dead flowers in her hands, but one flower was a white rose. She mouthed the words 'I love you' to Billie.
Billie smiled, but in the back of his mind was wondering where Tre and Mike were. In about 30 minutes he and Adrienne would be together forever.
Adrienne got upto Billie and smiled at him and the preist.
The preist started to talk about them getting married, and how famous Billie was, and was saying stuff telling Adrienne that she would be dealing with all the fans, and everything.

***Meanwhile In Some Bar***

Tre burped and said "Hey Mike, weren't we supposed to be at some churchy thingy today?" he then took another drink of his beer.
"Uhh... Mmm... I can't remember... Something about Billie and Adrienne." Mike answered, he took a drink of his beer too.
"Wait! I remeber!" Tre yelled spilling his beer. "Wait, never mind, I forgot... Wait! We were supposed to be at Billie and Adrienne's wedding!" he yelled hitting Mike over the head.
Mike fell over "Shit! That's what we were supposed to do." he said and got back up. "Come on, we gotta go, so Billie won't shoot us later." he then paid the bartender, and draged Tre out of the bar and for about a block.
"Mike! Get a taxi! My butt is getting sidewalk burned!" Tre yelled standing up.
"Ok" Mike said and got a taxi. "To the church!" he told the taxi driver. They then sped off towards the church. "Hurry, we're late for a wedding."
Tre was in the seat mumbling to himself. "Cheech... I love Cheech." he said smiling.

***Back At The Church***

"Do you Adrienne Nesser take Billie Joe to be your lawfully wedded husband?" the preist asked. "I do." Adrienne answered. "Do you Billie Joe Armstrong take Adrienne Nesser to be your lawfully wedded wife?" he asked Billie. "I do." Bille said.
The preist looked at the crowd. "Does anyone object to them getting married? If so say so now, or forever hold your peace." he looked among them.
The huge doors slamed open, revealing two drunken buddies. "I do!" Mike yelled.
"Shit, we're getting married?" Tre asked. Mike hit him over the head, "No you idiot, just say 'I do'" Mike said. Tre looked at him. "OK, whatever. I DO!" Tre yelled.
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