The Wedding, chapter 2
"God, shoot me now." Billie whispered. "What the hell!? Where have you been you morons?!" Billie yelled at Mike and Tre.
"Well, we were at a bar, celebrating your wedding, and then we kinda noticed that you weren't there. So we came over as quick as we could. We can't skip out on our buddy's wedding can we?" Mike said. He wasn't as drunk as Tre was obviously. He walked Tre upto the others and stood up starit waiting for them to go on. Mike put his arm around Tre, keeping him from falling.
Tre then yelled out. "Can't touch this!" he then started to sing MC Hammer's 'Can't Touch This' song.
Mike grabed him and told him to be quiet, and hit him over the head. "Go on." Mike said to the preist.
"I know pronounce you Husband, and Wife... You may kiss the bride." the preist said, and Billie Joe and Adrienne kissed.
When they finished Billie smiled to everyone, and said. "Now everybody get the reception room!" he pointed to a room. Everyone filed into the room, which was huge.
Billie, Adrienne, Mike, and Tre sat at a huge table in the front. Billie stood up and told everyone "Shut-up fuckers! My best men have something to say to all of you!"
Mike got up first and said. "I've known Billie almost all my life, and now I finally see him getting married to a beautiful woman. Well, I'd like to say, I hope you two have a wonderful life together." he then sat down.
Tre stood up, and walked to the microphone. "Ok, I'd like to say thanks to Cheech... And my buddy Billie. If it wasn't for him, I might not even be here today, to make Cheech. I'm sorry that I was drunk today, drinking Cheech." Tre took a minute. "I thank you Billie for being my friend when we first met. I love you Billie, and Adrienne..." he said "Cheech too." he whispered.
Billie shook his head in shame. Adrienne put her arm around his shoulder. "It's okay hunnie, we can always pretend that this never happened." she said reassuringly.
"Well, we were at a bar, celebrating your wedding, and then we kinda noticed that you weren't there. So we came over as quick as we could. We can't skip out on our buddy's wedding can we?" Mike said. He wasn't as drunk as Tre was obviously. He walked Tre upto the others and stood up starit waiting for them to go on. Mike put his arm around Tre, keeping him from falling.
Tre then yelled out. "Can't touch this!" he then started to sing MC Hammer's 'Can't Touch This' song.
Mike grabed him and told him to be quiet, and hit him over the head. "Go on." Mike said to the preist.
"I know pronounce you Husband, and Wife... You may kiss the bride." the preist said, and Billie Joe and Adrienne kissed.
When they finished Billie smiled to everyone, and said. "Now everybody get the reception room!" he pointed to a room. Everyone filed into the room, which was huge.
Billie, Adrienne, Mike, and Tre sat at a huge table in the front. Billie stood up and told everyone "Shut-up fuckers! My best men have something to say to all of you!"
Mike got up first and said. "I've known Billie almost all my life, and now I finally see him getting married to a beautiful woman. Well, I'd like to say, I hope you two have a wonderful life together." he then sat down.
Tre stood up, and walked to the microphone. "Ok, I'd like to say thanks to Cheech... And my buddy Billie. If it wasn't for him, I might not even be here today, to make Cheech. I'm sorry that I was drunk today, drinking Cheech." Tre took a minute. "I thank you Billie for being my friend when we first met. I love you Billie, and Adrienne..." he said "Cheech too." he whispered.
Billie shook his head in shame. Adrienne put her arm around his shoulder. "It's okay hunnie, we can always pretend that this never happened." she said reassuringly.
