What?!, chapter 1
"Argh" you groan as the alarm goes off "what the hell its 6 am!" you hit the sleep button, and go back to sleep "Wake up dumbass!!" some one yells from outside your window, you get up and open the window "shut up dickweed!" you yell to your best friend Andrew "dude is 6 am pissoff" you open your mouth to say more but he cuts in
"no duh its the Green Day concert today we gotta get in line to get the backstage passes!"
"oh shit! thanks Andi"
"dont call me Andi"
"haha" you laugh get out im getting changed"
"oh P-L-E-A-S-E" he spaces it out sarcasticly "I've seen you nude before!"
you just gape at him "how?!?!" you say,
"well" he chuckles
"oh I dont care just wait on the lawn!" you push him out the window and he lands on his ass, you walk over to where you keep your clothing and pick out a shirt that says 'kiss me im punk' and some black jeans, you look for your socks and combat boots, you pull em on and yawn, you gel up your short hair and make it look weird, "hair spray!!" you mumble, you find a can of red hairspray "cool red!" so you spray your hair with is and its complete, you climb out the window and jump down, "ow" you say as you land halfway in the rosebush
"hahhahahaa now whos the moron!" Andrew says
"you are always going to be a moron Andi!" you say and get up, "wheres my skate board?"
"uh the shed I guess"
"oh okay" so you go into the shed and get your skateboard, and you go outside "come on!" you jump on the board and go to the ticket booth
~6:30 am~
"welcome and how can I help you?" the lady at the booth asks
"we are here for the two free Green Day backstage passes"
"ok here you are and have a nice day" she says and smiles
"thanks you too" so you put on one of the little badge things "stop with your hands up" you say and pretend to shoot Andi
"oh please offecer. Raina strip search me first" Andi mocks
"Thats it!" you tackle him and head lock him
"for a girl your strong" he chokes out
"Whoa cool" some one yells "Fight, fight,fight!" he chants,
you turn around and let andrew go "who the fu-"
-interups- "awww come on you stoped!"
you stare at one of the band members of Green Day "holy shit" you say before you pass out,
"hey shes waking up!!!" some one shouts "Billie Joe get your ass here!"
some guy walks up to you and touches your face "wow I have never seen you wake before!" he says
"oh my fucking god!" you stutter "you Billie Joe fucking Armstrong!"
"well I dont know about the fucking part" Tre remarks
"shut up dude!" Billie Joe shouts "so whats your name?
"uh.. Billie Joe Armstrong!" you answer.
tre cracks up laughing.
"whares andi?" you ask.
"Andi?" Billie Joe asks.
"Andrew, you know the guy that was with me"
"oh him...." billie joe trails off "um..your in...L.A"
"....WHAT?!?!" you scream
"yeah you woke up 5 times but tre was there and you passed out each time".
you look at Tre. "whaeres mike?"
"getting beer!" Tre shouts.
"no duh its the Green Day concert today we gotta get in line to get the backstage passes!"
"oh shit! thanks Andi"
"dont call me Andi"
"haha" you laugh get out im getting changed"
"oh P-L-E-A-S-E" he spaces it out sarcasticly "I've seen you nude before!"
you just gape at him "how?!?!" you say,
"well" he chuckles
"oh I dont care just wait on the lawn!" you push him out the window and he lands on his ass, you walk over to where you keep your clothing and pick out a shirt that says 'kiss me im punk' and some black jeans, you look for your socks and combat boots, you pull em on and yawn, you gel up your short hair and make it look weird, "hair spray!!" you mumble, you find a can of red hairspray "cool red!" so you spray your hair with is and its complete, you climb out the window and jump down, "ow" you say as you land halfway in the rosebush
"hahhahahaa now whos the moron!" Andrew says
"you are always going to be a moron Andi!" you say and get up, "wheres my skate board?"
"uh the shed I guess"
"oh okay" so you go into the shed and get your skateboard, and you go outside "come on!" you jump on the board and go to the ticket booth
~6:30 am~
"welcome and how can I help you?" the lady at the booth asks
"we are here for the two free Green Day backstage passes"
"ok here you are and have a nice day" she says and smiles
"thanks you too" so you put on one of the little badge things "stop with your hands up" you say and pretend to shoot Andi
"oh please offecer. Raina strip search me first" Andi mocks
"Thats it!" you tackle him and head lock him
"for a girl your strong" he chokes out
"Whoa cool" some one yells "Fight, fight,fight!" he chants,
you turn around and let andrew go "who the fu-"
-interups- "awww come on you stoped!"
you stare at one of the band members of Green Day "holy shit" you say before you pass out,
"hey shes waking up!!!" some one shouts "Billie Joe get your ass here!"
some guy walks up to you and touches your face "wow I have never seen you wake before!" he says
"oh my fucking god!" you stutter "you Billie Joe fucking Armstrong!"
"well I dont know about the fucking part" Tre remarks
"shut up dude!" Billie Joe shouts "so whats your name?
"uh.. Billie Joe Armstrong!" you answer.
tre cracks up laughing.
"whares andi?" you ask.
"Andi?" Billie Joe asks.
"Andrew, you know the guy that was with me"
"oh him...." billie joe trails off "um..your in...L.A"
"....WHAT?!?!" you scream
"yeah you woke up 5 times but tre was there and you passed out each time".
you look at Tre. "whaeres mike?"
"getting beer!" Tre shouts.
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