What?!, chapter 2
"How the fucking hell did I get in LA?!?!" you scream, you notice that you're head is on someones lap, you look up to see that it is Tre's "AHHH FUCK ME DRUNK AND BURY ME DEAD!" you shout and get up "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?"
Billie Joe laughs "Hahaha hes a good quote : Fuck me drunk and bury me dead, hahhaa I'm first in line for that!!"
You just glare at him "I need a phone",
Billie Joe hands you a cell phone "here you go Ms. Billie Joe Armstrong" he mocks
"....thanks...." you blush "I'm Ame by the way"
"hey Billie Joe you made her blush" Tre says, he starts to ....Giggle?!?!
"What the fuck man you sond like a school girl" you and Billie joe say at the same time, "Haha" you both say again, "Stop it!" its still happening
"howmuchwoodcanawoodchuckchuckifawoodchuckcouldchuckwood" you say
"haha she got you there $2 Bill"
"dont call me that!" billie Joe shouts and pokes Tre in the eye
"Ow Fuck it!"
"no thannks mabye next time" you say sarcasticly, Billie Joe, Tre and some one else laugh, you turn around and see. Mike!
"holy shit dude you look like a guy" he says
"fuck you, you look like a girl" you say
"fuck me I'm a guy!" Tre shouts
"SHUT UP!" you Mike and Billie Joe shout
"sorry dudes, chill" he says
you open the cell and dial your parents house "hello?!?!" some one says
"uhhhhh can I speek to Rai?" you ask
silence, "no...I'm..sorry she was um...killed in a car crash, with her family im sorry," you drop the cell phone, "hello? hello?!" the lady on the other end asks, you fall to your knees, you give a light chuckle because your confused
"dude you look like you got dipped in to white paint" Tre says,
you start to cry,
"hey I'm sorry" Tre says,
you shake you're head, you grasp on to the kneeling Billie Joe and hug him really hard as you cry, the last thing you hear is "ow fuck" and "dude I think you killed her!"
~1am~
you wake up and feel a arm around you 'What the hell' you think to your self, you turn around to see a sleeping Billie Joe!!!!, you had a little camera with you in your pocket, you take some photos, "hehhehe the perfect crime" you wisper as you steal a kiss from him, 'oh my god oh my god!!! I kissed him!!'
next thing you know "WHAT THE FUCK!" Tre shouts,
you look up "Its not what it looks like!!" you take a few photos of Tre,
you open one of Billie Joe's eyes
"oh wow look at that green!!" you take a photo
"dude....thats like...ew?" Tre says
"whats ew?" you ask
"hes nude"
"what?"
"hes nude"
"like as in 'free for all' nude?"
"yep",
you look down the line of Billie joe's body and you take a picture, you start to giggle
"mughn,, im not a toy, mungn" Billie Joe mumbles
"yo Tre!!! teach me drums ok?"
"I guess"
you get up and he gapes at you
"...What?!"
"HOLY SHIT YOUR NAKED!"
"...What?! no im not-" you look down and punch Tre and climb under the blankets
"owwww that hurt,"
"pervert!"
"dont call me a pervert, call him a pervert!" he points to billie joe
you punch him in the gut
"FUCKING OW!" he screams and wakes up "what the fuck wa
Billie Joe laughs "Hahaha hes a good quote : Fuck me drunk and bury me dead, hahhaa I'm first in line for that!!"
You just glare at him "I need a phone",
Billie Joe hands you a cell phone "here you go Ms. Billie Joe Armstrong" he mocks
"....thanks...." you blush "I'm Ame by the way"
"hey Billie Joe you made her blush" Tre says, he starts to ....Giggle?!?!
"What the fuck man you sond like a school girl" you and Billie joe say at the same time, "Haha" you both say again, "Stop it!" its still happening
"howmuchwoodcanawoodchuckchuckifawoodchuckcouldchuckwood" you say
"haha she got you there $2 Bill"
"dont call me that!" billie Joe shouts and pokes Tre in the eye
"Ow Fuck it!"
"no thannks mabye next time" you say sarcasticly, Billie Joe, Tre and some one else laugh, you turn around and see. Mike!
"holy shit dude you look like a guy" he says
"fuck you, you look like a girl" you say
"fuck me I'm a guy!" Tre shouts
"SHUT UP!" you Mike and Billie Joe shout
"sorry dudes, chill" he says
you open the cell and dial your parents house "hello?!?!" some one says
"uhhhhh can I speek to Rai?" you ask
silence, "no...I'm..sorry she was um...killed in a car crash, with her family im sorry," you drop the cell phone, "hello? hello?!" the lady on the other end asks, you fall to your knees, you give a light chuckle because your confused
"dude you look like you got dipped in to white paint" Tre says,
you start to cry,
"hey I'm sorry" Tre says,
you shake you're head, you grasp on to the kneeling Billie Joe and hug him really hard as you cry, the last thing you hear is "ow fuck" and "dude I think you killed her!"
~1am~
you wake up and feel a arm around you 'What the hell' you think to your self, you turn around to see a sleeping Billie Joe!!!!, you had a little camera with you in your pocket, you take some photos, "hehhehe the perfect crime" you wisper as you steal a kiss from him, 'oh my god oh my god!!! I kissed him!!'
next thing you know "WHAT THE FUCK!" Tre shouts,
you look up "Its not what it looks like!!" you take a few photos of Tre,
you open one of Billie Joe's eyes
"oh wow look at that green!!" you take a photo
"dude....thats like...ew?" Tre says
"whats ew?" you ask
"hes nude"
"what?"
"hes nude"
"like as in 'free for all' nude?"
"yep",
you look down the line of Billie joe's body and you take a picture, you start to giggle
"mughn,, im not a toy, mungn" Billie Joe mumbles
"yo Tre!!! teach me drums ok?"
"I guess"
you get up and he gapes at you
"...What?!"
"HOLY SHIT YOUR NAKED!"
"...What?! no im not-" you look down and punch Tre and climb under the blankets
"owwww that hurt,"
"pervert!"
"dont call me a pervert, call him a pervert!" he points to billie joe
you punch him in the gut
"FUCKING OW!" he screams and wakes up "what the fuck wa
