What?!, chapter 4
"lets watch the tube!" you say and put the spike back in under your lip, you go to the lounge room and look for the remote, You,Billie Joe and Mike starts to wrestle over it, you crawl away with it and put MTV on and Warning is playing!
"Oh my god... I lOVE this song!!" you say and sing along, then Billie Joe Joins in so it sounds like two Billie Joe's and you, you patch the part where he has the beanie over his head, so your watching the tube singing along. then the song ends and you blush,
"im so sorry"
"sorry for what?"
"singing"
Billie Joe and Mike laugh so hard that they fall off of the sofa
"what the fuck?" you say
"hahah, that was, hahaha, the dumbest thing to say, hahahah, you did, great, hahaha" he says between laughing
"...okay...?"
"i'll teach you to play the guitar"
"really ???"
"yeah sure why not!"
"yay" you go hyper, you kiss Billie Joe on the mouth
"Holy shit dude" Yells Mike "Thats not fair!"
"hehehhe" you giggle
"haha she giggled" Says Billie Joe
"I did not!" you yell
"what ever"
~6 am~
"ok so you hold it like this" Billie Joe says as he fixes your grip
"oh thanks"
"lets play blood, sex and booze okay?"
"oh ok sure"
so you end up fucking the song over like 10 times
"uhhh maybe eletric is to early for, heres a normal one!"
so he hand you the one from the minority video
"cool!!" you say and start to play, you fuck up once
"whoa much better lets do it one more time"
so you play it over again and get it perfect,
"Billie Joe I think Tre is gone.." Says Mike
"holy shit its been 2 hours" Yells Billie Joe
"you guys go look for him I will wait"
"ok bye!" they run out of the house, so you pick up the eletric guitar, you start to play blood,sex and booze, "Mastered!"
so you play like every song you can find the music sheets for on the electric guitar
"drums?" you put down the guitar carefully, you go to the drumbs and find the sheets for them, you play warning first coz its easy, so like 4 hours pass and your arms are so sore from moveing them so much but you continue,
"This is great!!!" you scream, while still kicking ass at playing the drums,
"WHAT THE FUCK!" some one screams "MY DRUMS WHOS PLAYING THEM?!" tre runs in and trips, he looks at you,
you stop playing, "im sorry for playing with out asking Tre im so sorry"
you go over to help him up
"holy shit how did you learn?!" he asks
"well i can play the electric guitar and the normal one, and the drumsi only need bass now" you say
"i'll teach you" says mike
"uhh i wanna get drunk heh heh, i want you guys to play"
"Okay" Says Billie Joe "first kiss me!"
"okay" you walk over to Billie Joe and french kiss him
~10 mins later~
he pulls away gasping for air, "holy -gasp- shit" he stutters how old are you?"
"im 20" you say
"no fucking way!!" they all yell
"its true look!" you show them your drivers licence
"holy shit its true!" Billie Joe shouts "Marry me!"
"Oh my god... I lOVE this song!!" you say and sing along, then Billie Joe Joins in so it sounds like two Billie Joe's and you, you patch the part where he has the beanie over his head, so your watching the tube singing along. then the song ends and you blush,
"im so sorry"
"sorry for what?"
"singing"
Billie Joe and Mike laugh so hard that they fall off of the sofa
"what the fuck?" you say
"hahah, that was, hahaha, the dumbest thing to say, hahahah, you did, great, hahaha" he says between laughing
"...okay...?"
"i'll teach you to play the guitar"
"really ???"
"yeah sure why not!"
"yay" you go hyper, you kiss Billie Joe on the mouth
"Holy shit dude" Yells Mike "Thats not fair!"
"hehehhe" you giggle
"haha she giggled" Says Billie Joe
"I did not!" you yell
"what ever"
~6 am~
"ok so you hold it like this" Billie Joe says as he fixes your grip
"oh thanks"
"lets play blood, sex and booze okay?"
"oh ok sure"
so you end up fucking the song over like 10 times
"uhhh maybe eletric is to early for, heres a normal one!"
so he hand you the one from the minority video
"cool!!" you say and start to play, you fuck up once
"whoa much better lets do it one more time"
so you play it over again and get it perfect,
"Billie Joe I think Tre is gone.." Says Mike
"holy shit its been 2 hours" Yells Billie Joe
"you guys go look for him I will wait"
"ok bye!" they run out of the house, so you pick up the eletric guitar, you start to play blood,sex and booze, "Mastered!"
so you play like every song you can find the music sheets for on the electric guitar
"drums?" you put down the guitar carefully, you go to the drumbs and find the sheets for them, you play warning first coz its easy, so like 4 hours pass and your arms are so sore from moveing them so much but you continue,
"This is great!!!" you scream, while still kicking ass at playing the drums,
"WHAT THE FUCK!" some one screams "MY DRUMS WHOS PLAYING THEM?!" tre runs in and trips, he looks at you,
you stop playing, "im sorry for playing with out asking Tre im so sorry"
you go over to help him up
"holy shit how did you learn?!" he asks
"well i can play the electric guitar and the normal one, and the drumsi only need bass now" you say
"i'll teach you" says mike
"uhh i wanna get drunk heh heh, i want you guys to play"
"Okay" Says Billie Joe "first kiss me!"
"okay" you walk over to Billie Joe and french kiss him
~10 mins later~
he pulls away gasping for air, "holy -gasp- shit" he stutters how old are you?"
"im 20" you say
"no fucking way!!" they all yell
"its true look!" you show them your drivers licence
"holy shit its true!" Billie Joe shouts "Marry me!"
