Phantom of the Punk Opera, chapter 1
"Gooood morning, Billie Joe!" exclaimed Tre'," It's now officialy the first day of our tour and your lazy ass is still in bed so... GET UP!" Billie groaned." What the hell are you doing?" Billie looks at the clock," It's 6 A. M.!" Tre' completely ignoring Billie's very angry words, still keeps yelling in his ear. Mike walks into the room as he rubs his eyes from sleepiness." Has anyone seen my bass?" Mike asked. Tre'
Looks at him like he's crazy." Remeber last night when you were drunk you tried to flush it down the toilet?" Tre' said." I WHAT?!" exclaimed Mike." And the top part of your bass went down the toilet." continued Tre'," But Billie somehow got it out."
Tre' turned to look at Billie." Hey he's gone! I didn't feel him move or anything!" Tre' said suprisingly. Mike looked under the bed only to find Billie laying their wide awake.
Billie turned to Mike." How did I get down here!?" asked Billie." Beats me," said Mike. It was now 6:35 A. M. The phone rang like there was no tomorrow." Hello" said Billie.
"Hi, Billie it's Adie," answered Adrienne (Billie's wife).
Billie said "Oh hey what's up?"
"Well... Jakob misses you of course and Joey wants to come on tour with you." Adie said.
"Awww... How cute!" said Billie adoringly.
"That's it I-" Adie was cut off by a very loud CRASH, BANG, and BOOM.
"What was that?" asked Billie.
"I don't know I'll go check," Adie said nervously.
"Be careful," said Billie like he was gonna have a heart attack.
So... Adie went down stairs to see what happened and lo and behold it was some teenager trying to steal Billie's special guitar Blue.
"BILLIE! SOMEONES STEALING BLUE AND HE HAS A GUN!" said Adie awe strucken.
"WHAT I DIDN'T TAKE BLUE!?" Billie said in horror.
Billie was frightened and scared at the same time started to float (I'll explain later)." What the hell?" said Billie shocked. His body started flying to Oakland, Califronia (he was only 3 miles away)." I HAVE TO GO PISS!" said Billie holding his crotch. He saw his house in the horizon." I'm gonna get Blue!" He flew over the house and went through it." Drop the gun punk!" screamed Billie. The teenager
Looked like he was starring at a ghost (which he was), he dropped Blue and tried to run. Billie's hand started to glow black. He picked up the kid and raised his fist
And this plasma blast shot outta his hand and shot the the kid." Ooopsies!" said Billie." Um... Erm... B-B-Billie if that's you... Why do you have horns?" asked Adie looking pale.
Looks at him like he's crazy." Remeber last night when you were drunk you tried to flush it down the toilet?" Tre' said." I WHAT?!" exclaimed Mike." And the top part of your bass went down the toilet." continued Tre'," But Billie somehow got it out."
Tre' turned to look at Billie." Hey he's gone! I didn't feel him move or anything!" Tre' said suprisingly. Mike looked under the bed only to find Billie laying their wide awake.
Billie turned to Mike." How did I get down here!?" asked Billie." Beats me," said Mike. It was now 6:35 A. M. The phone rang like there was no tomorrow." Hello" said Billie.
"Hi, Billie it's Adie," answered Adrienne (Billie's wife).
Billie said "Oh hey what's up?"
"Well... Jakob misses you of course and Joey wants to come on tour with you." Adie said.
"Awww... How cute!" said Billie adoringly.
"That's it I-" Adie was cut off by a very loud CRASH, BANG, and BOOM.
"What was that?" asked Billie.
"I don't know I'll go check," Adie said nervously.
"Be careful," said Billie like he was gonna have a heart attack.
So... Adie went down stairs to see what happened and lo and behold it was some teenager trying to steal Billie's special guitar Blue.
"BILLIE! SOMEONES STEALING BLUE AND HE HAS A GUN!" said Adie awe strucken.
"WHAT I DIDN'T TAKE BLUE!?" Billie said in horror.
Billie was frightened and scared at the same time started to float (I'll explain later)." What the hell?" said Billie shocked. His body started flying to Oakland, Califronia (he was only 3 miles away)." I HAVE TO GO PISS!" said Billie holding his crotch. He saw his house in the horizon." I'm gonna get Blue!" He flew over the house and went through it." Drop the gun punk!" screamed Billie. The teenager
Looked like he was starring at a ghost (which he was), he dropped Blue and tried to run. Billie's hand started to glow black. He picked up the kid and raised his fist
And this plasma blast shot outta his hand and shot the the kid." Ooopsies!" said Billie." Um... Erm... B-B-Billie if that's you... Why do you have horns?" asked Adie looking pale.
