Hell Yes. I said GREEN DAY in my algebra class., chapter 2
"..am I retarded or am I just overjoyed..?"
As I looked into the faces of the Green Day trio, this line from Jesus of Suburbia came into mind. And fucking hell...I really though I was hallucinating! I mean, what are the chances that Green Day is gonne be standing at the door of my Algebra class?? Ya know.... I'd say 50 gazillion to one...
I screamed. Really loud too. Really really loud. So loud...it broke my eardrums. I could tell Lindsay was probably sitting at her desk, wondering what the hell was going on.
I tried to cough up some words...and out it came again..."What the hell are you doing here?" not that I wasn't extremely overwhelmed and happy that I was looking at.... GREEN DAY!!! Did I mention this was all so nuts?
Billie Joe looked straight into my green eyes, and I looked into his.... and everyone knows that Billie Joe has the most beautiful eyes you could ever look into so, now...it was ten times harder to cough up another sentence...
"Umm...uh, err...so....uhhh....aaahh....uhh..." DAMN!! This was all I could say...but then out came some real words.... not from me unfortunately...
"We're happy to see you too." Mike said. Then Tre and Billie laughed.
"Ok, not trying to be mean or something...but really.... what the hell are you guys doing here??"
Billie spoke up...
"Well, ya know...we are on a break from the tour for a few days and we were just bored and.umm.... we really wanted to see you."
I looked at him sarcastically...and he spoke again...
"Alright, alright... we were just bored and the idea came to mind... "
Mike and I laughed. And Tre added on to the sentence...
"Plus, there was no beer in the tour bus and we though you might have some here.?
I laughed...that comment was...so Tre.
"In a school?? We don't even have soda machines because the retarded teachers think we're gonna get all hyper."
A moment of silence...and then we all broke out into laughter.
I then motioned 'one minute' to the guys and called Lindsay over here. She would so freak.
"Lindsay! Get your ass over here!", I whispered.
"Ok..hold on."
She walked up slowly, with her hands in her black and red Green Day sweatshirt.
She screamed. Really loud. Really really loud. Really really really loud.
I could tell that Billie, Mike & Tre were enjoying this. They all had a smirk on their faces that totally said, "Yea...we're that awesome.."
Lindsay totally froze, "Holly, Green Day's at our school, their right there....infront of us."
"I know."
"OhMyGod, look...it's Billie," She poked him on the head.
"I know."
"Look. It's...it's Tre."
"I know."
"And...look-"
"God dammit!! I know it's Green Day, Lindsay!!!!!!! That's why I called you over here you ass!!!!"
She went blank. And then, another loud as hell scream came. She went all hyper and gave Mike, Tre, and Billie each a huge hug.
Tre spoke up, "Ok, ok! Enough of this shit! Let's get the fuck out of here!!
Billie said, "So...yea, you guys wanna get outta here?"
I looked at him, "Well I don't wanna sit here on my ass and learn the circumference of a semi-circle." He laughed. "Okay then...lets' go!"
We stepped out the door as Mr. Jones sat watching the entire scene. He then turned around towards the class and said, "Alright students, just because Miss Zorbas gets to have a day off with some band, doesn't mean you get to. Now turn to page 93 so we cane start our lessons on circumference of a... *sigh*...semi-circle."
As Lindsay, Billie, Mike, Tre and I walked down the deserted school halls... people looked through the windows and stared. Some had their jaw dropped... some of their faces were totally blank... .and all the other Green Day fans were flipping us off because we were so damn lucky. It was extremely satisfying to flip them right back off. Green Day saw us giving everyone the finger and laughed. Billie stuck his tongue out at them, Mike pointed and laughed... and Tre made weird faces and slapped his butt in the window. It was hilarious...
We reached the outside and stood on the school steps for a while. Lindsay and I suddenly found ourselves straing at each other... .still in disbelief that we were actually going... .well... somewhere with Green Day. Wow.
"Alright... uhh... .lets get in the car I guess." Billie Joe suggested.
"Err... ok!" I said... agreeing to anything that he would say.
Mike got in the passengers' seat... Tre hopped in the back in the middle, Billie was gonna drive and Lindsay and I sat in back with Tre. Where the hell we were going really didn't matter... .just as long as this wasn't a fucking dream. We sped off in Billie's BMW convertible... .
The ride was silent for the first 10 minutes. I could tell Billie and the guys didn't really like it because they then said, "Damn! You guys are quiet! Do you wanna listen to some music or something?" They all laughed. Lindsay and I stalled for a minute then blurted out, "Yes! Yea! Sure, Ok! Yea! Oh yes! Sure! Of Course!" Tre looked at us as if we had been in strait jackets. "Woa, did you guys smoke crack this morning or something? Or are you always like this?" Mike laughed... and then whispered something to Billie.
Billie then spoke up... "Okay you guys... we decided to go to the bus but Mike's being an ass and wants to go to Starbucks first"
We all laughed... .Billie Joe then turned on the radio and Longview came on... ..he obviously knew we were fans of Green Day... so he kept it on as he watched us through the rear view mirror mouth every single word... .
As I looked into the faces of the Green Day trio, this line from Jesus of Suburbia came into mind. And fucking hell...I really though I was hallucinating! I mean, what are the chances that Green Day is gonne be standing at the door of my Algebra class?? Ya know.... I'd say 50 gazillion to one...
I screamed. Really loud too. Really really loud. So loud...it broke my eardrums. I could tell Lindsay was probably sitting at her desk, wondering what the hell was going on.
I tried to cough up some words...and out it came again..."What the hell are you doing here?" not that I wasn't extremely overwhelmed and happy that I was looking at.... GREEN DAY!!! Did I mention this was all so nuts?
Billie Joe looked straight into my green eyes, and I looked into his.... and everyone knows that Billie Joe has the most beautiful eyes you could ever look into so, now...it was ten times harder to cough up another sentence...
"Umm...uh, err...so....uhhh....aaahh....uhh..." DAMN!! This was all I could say...but then out came some real words.... not from me unfortunately...
"We're happy to see you too." Mike said. Then Tre and Billie laughed.
"Ok, not trying to be mean or something...but really.... what the hell are you guys doing here??"
Billie spoke up...
"Well, ya know...we are on a break from the tour for a few days and we were just bored and.umm.... we really wanted to see you."
I looked at him sarcastically...and he spoke again...
"Alright, alright... we were just bored and the idea came to mind... "
Mike and I laughed. And Tre added on to the sentence...
"Plus, there was no beer in the tour bus and we though you might have some here.?
I laughed...that comment was...so Tre.
"In a school?? We don't even have soda machines because the retarded teachers think we're gonna get all hyper."
A moment of silence...and then we all broke out into laughter.
I then motioned 'one minute' to the guys and called Lindsay over here. She would so freak.
"Lindsay! Get your ass over here!", I whispered.
"Ok..hold on."
She walked up slowly, with her hands in her black and red Green Day sweatshirt.
She screamed. Really loud. Really really loud. Really really really loud.
I could tell that Billie, Mike & Tre were enjoying this. They all had a smirk on their faces that totally said, "Yea...we're that awesome.."
Lindsay totally froze, "Holly, Green Day's at our school, their right there....infront of us."
"I know."
"OhMyGod, look...it's Billie," She poked him on the head.
"I know."
"Look. It's...it's Tre."
"I know."
"And...look-"
"God dammit!! I know it's Green Day, Lindsay!!!!!!! That's why I called you over here you ass!!!!"
She went blank. And then, another loud as hell scream came. She went all hyper and gave Mike, Tre, and Billie each a huge hug.
Tre spoke up, "Ok, ok! Enough of this shit! Let's get the fuck out of here!!
Billie said, "So...yea, you guys wanna get outta here?"
I looked at him, "Well I don't wanna sit here on my ass and learn the circumference of a semi-circle." He laughed. "Okay then...lets' go!"
We stepped out the door as Mr. Jones sat watching the entire scene. He then turned around towards the class and said, "Alright students, just because Miss Zorbas gets to have a day off with some band, doesn't mean you get to. Now turn to page 93 so we cane start our lessons on circumference of a... *sigh*...semi-circle."
As Lindsay, Billie, Mike, Tre and I walked down the deserted school halls... people looked through the windows and stared. Some had their jaw dropped... some of their faces were totally blank... .and all the other Green Day fans were flipping us off because we were so damn lucky. It was extremely satisfying to flip them right back off. Green Day saw us giving everyone the finger and laughed. Billie stuck his tongue out at them, Mike pointed and laughed... and Tre made weird faces and slapped his butt in the window. It was hilarious...
We reached the outside and stood on the school steps for a while. Lindsay and I suddenly found ourselves straing at each other... .still in disbelief that we were actually going... .well... somewhere with Green Day. Wow.
"Alright... uhh... .lets get in the car I guess." Billie Joe suggested.
"Err... ok!" I said... agreeing to anything that he would say.
Mike got in the passengers' seat... Tre hopped in the back in the middle, Billie was gonna drive and Lindsay and I sat in back with Tre. Where the hell we were going really didn't matter... .just as long as this wasn't a fucking dream. We sped off in Billie's BMW convertible... .
The ride was silent for the first 10 minutes. I could tell Billie and the guys didn't really like it because they then said, "Damn! You guys are quiet! Do you wanna listen to some music or something?" They all laughed. Lindsay and I stalled for a minute then blurted out, "Yes! Yea! Sure, Ok! Yea! Oh yes! Sure! Of Course!" Tre looked at us as if we had been in strait jackets. "Woa, did you guys smoke crack this morning or something? Or are you always like this?" Mike laughed... and then whispered something to Billie.
Billie then spoke up... "Okay you guys... we decided to go to the bus but Mike's being an ass and wants to go to Starbucks first"
We all laughed... .Billie Joe then turned on the radio and Longview came on... ..he obviously knew we were fans of Green Day... so he kept it on as he watched us through the rear view mirror mouth every single word... .
