Hell Yes. I said GREEN DAY in my algebra class., chapter 4
Mike, Billie, Lindsay and I waited at the car quietly for Tre. I was getting sorta thirsty, and I wasn't patient for my strawberries and cream, so I pulled a water bottle out of my backpack and tipped it to take a sip...
Then came Tre... wearing the toga, with what looked like a tomato stain on it and writing on the toga with a sharpie that read, "I'M HERCULES CEASER BITCH!" , struggling to carry 5 drinks in his hands. As I took my sip of water, I took one look at him, spit out my water and laughed soooooo hard!!! It was so fucking hilarious!!! All Tre needed was a lampshade on his head... and I could've sworn he'd been at a college toga party.
I then looked at Billie, expecting to see him laughing as hard as I was... but I saw him dripping with water... all over his hair and black jacket. Ha... ..oops.
"Why the hell did you spit water on me??"
I had a blank look on my face, and was about to laugh... but, again, guess who broke the silence?
"HA!! Smooth, kid!", Tre laughed.
Billie smiled, "Eh... it's ok... it's Mike's jacket anyway."
Mike took one look at Billie, and laughed, "As if a rock star doesn't have enough clothes anyway... he has to borrow mine."
Billie shrugged, then gave a big smile.
Tre looked around at everyone, and then started passing around the drinks. "Okay, one caramel apple cider?"
Lindsay spoke tried to speak up, but was to overwhelmed with laughter
to even get a word out. She rose her hand while still laughing her ass off.
Tre stared at her, "Well, I guess that'll be yours then." And handed the drink to her. Tre then passed around the rest of the drinks, when Billie asked a question.
"So Tre... ..how did you manage to get... let's see, " Billie Joe looked around Tre's messed up toga to see the damages, "4 tomato stains, mocha frappuccino, and writing that says, 'I'm HERCULES CEASER BITCH!!" on the toga?"
Tre smiled, "Well, I was fighting with the manager bitch of Starbucks... only trying to get my coffee for you guys and have a badass toga party, when some assholes came out of nowhere and started throwing tomatoes at me. And some guy dumped his frappuccino on me too. And then, there was this other lady who was on her laptop and writing down some shit... .so I stole her sharpie and wrote on the toga. And then I came back around to you guys and some other guy was almost chasing me... .threatening to sue."
Mike laughed, "Why was he threatening to sue?"
Tre gave an innocent look and smiled, "Because I mooned him."
Billie and Mike stared at Tre. I looked at them and laughed, "A normal day in the life of Tre Cool, I suppose?" I looked at Billie again and he nodded. "So you guys wanna hang out with us? We can stop by the hotel."
Lindsay blurted out, "HELL YES I DO!!!!!!!!!"
I nodded, as my answer was the same.
We all got in the car, this time Lindsay in the front seat... .drooling over Billie. While I was in the back... staring back and forth between Mike and Tre. Again, Tre thought I was on some kind of drug and asked if I smoke crack daily ... and Mike asked if I was always this eager.
"In that order... ..no... and yes, " I said, and continued staring. Mike just stared to laugh. Tre looked at me.
We then pulled into the hotel parkinglot and walked into the lobby.
No one was there... lucky for us. We walked up the stairs and into Green Day's huge hotel room. They walked in casually and Lindsay and I just stood at the doorway. It was fucking HUGE!!! There was a full kitchen and 3 bathrooms and 6 bedrooms. I could've sworn it was somebody's house, but I just walked in, still looking around.
Lindsay and I sat quietly on the couch. We didn't know what to expect. Then the guys came out of the kitchen. Mike had his coffee and Billie was drinking some water. Tre then walked up to what seemed like a hamster's cage. But then I remembered... ..Kinky. Tre's chinchilla.
"God dammit! I think the little bitch is dead!!" Tre yelled
Billie looked around at Tre, "Well, that's because you didn't feed the thing for the past 2 weeks!! It's probably been dead for 5 days!!"
Mike laughed and shook his head.
"Well, I guess I don't need this anymore." Tre picked up the chinchilla out of the cage, walked over to the balcony and dropped the dead chinchilla on some lady's head. He then ran and closed the balcony door as if nothing had happened.
I laughed. And then Tre spoke up, "You guys , this is boring. Let's do something fun." I looked at him. I had an idea.
"Hey, Tre. You want some candy?" I said.
"Well, not if you put the crack that you smoke this morning in it." Was his response. I laughed.
"No! I mean, you wanna go like trick-or-treating or something?"
Billie looked around at me. "It's November 11th."
"So? The bitches at this hotel probably have leftovers , right?"
Tre smiled, "I want some fucking CANDY!!!"
Mike spoke up, "Well, he already has the costume." He laughed.
Lindsay than spoke up too, "I think what Holly means is... .we should go trick-or-treating as a prank. I mean, what'll the bitches think when we knock on the door and yell in their face asking for candy?"
I nodded. It would be funny. Billie and Mike then looked at me.
"Whatever" was Billie's response. He smiled at me and rolled his eyes.
I smiled. Lindsay and I then wandered around their "hotel room" if you could even call it that for random things for Mike and Billie's "costumes".
We wound up with toilet paper, 2 plastic butcher knives, some wire, and some ketchup packets. We brought everything into the living room where the guys were watching a rerun of Jay Leno.
"Alright, waddya got?" Mike asked.
Lindsay dumped our things on the floor. Billie stared down at them and laughed, "Okay, work your magic."
Lindsay and I wrapped Mike and Billie in about 10 pounds of toilet paper, and then squirted the ketchup packets all over it, to look like blood. We then made 2 headband looking things out of the wire and plastic butcher knives to look like they had a knife through their head.
We were finished. We stepped back to admire our work when Tre broke our laughing. Billie rolled his eyes, "What is so fucking funny you idiot?"
Tre laughed more, You guys are the ones who look like idiots!!"
Mike smiled, "Well at least we're not the ones in a toga!"
Tre laughed again, " My toga, for your information, is badass."
We then got some plastic bags, and walked out of our hotel room door and into the hotel hallway. Billie looked at us, "Sooo... uh... where should we start?"
Tre pointed at a random door and knocked about 3 times really loudly.
"TRICK OR TREAT BITCH!!! WHERE'S MY CANDY??!"
The door slowly opened... and you would not fucking believe what and who we saw behind it...
Then came Tre... wearing the toga, with what looked like a tomato stain on it and writing on the toga with a sharpie that read, "I'M HERCULES CEASER BITCH!" , struggling to carry 5 drinks in his hands. As I took my sip of water, I took one look at him, spit out my water and laughed soooooo hard!!! It was so fucking hilarious!!! All Tre needed was a lampshade on his head... and I could've sworn he'd been at a college toga party.
I then looked at Billie, expecting to see him laughing as hard as I was... but I saw him dripping with water... all over his hair and black jacket. Ha... ..oops.
"Why the hell did you spit water on me??"
I had a blank look on my face, and was about to laugh... but, again, guess who broke the silence?
"HA!! Smooth, kid!", Tre laughed.
Billie smiled, "Eh... it's ok... it's Mike's jacket anyway."
Mike took one look at Billie, and laughed, "As if a rock star doesn't have enough clothes anyway... he has to borrow mine."
Billie shrugged, then gave a big smile.
Tre looked around at everyone, and then started passing around the drinks. "Okay, one caramel apple cider?"
Lindsay spoke tried to speak up, but was to overwhelmed with laughter
to even get a word out. She rose her hand while still laughing her ass off.
Tre stared at her, "Well, I guess that'll be yours then." And handed the drink to her. Tre then passed around the rest of the drinks, when Billie asked a question.
"So Tre... ..how did you manage to get... let's see, " Billie Joe looked around Tre's messed up toga to see the damages, "4 tomato stains, mocha frappuccino, and writing that says, 'I'm HERCULES CEASER BITCH!!" on the toga?"
Tre smiled, "Well, I was fighting with the manager bitch of Starbucks... only trying to get my coffee for you guys and have a badass toga party, when some assholes came out of nowhere and started throwing tomatoes at me. And some guy dumped his frappuccino on me too. And then, there was this other lady who was on her laptop and writing down some shit... .so I stole her sharpie and wrote on the toga. And then I came back around to you guys and some other guy was almost chasing me... .threatening to sue."
Mike laughed, "Why was he threatening to sue?"
Tre gave an innocent look and smiled, "Because I mooned him."
Billie and Mike stared at Tre. I looked at them and laughed, "A normal day in the life of Tre Cool, I suppose?" I looked at Billie again and he nodded. "So you guys wanna hang out with us? We can stop by the hotel."
Lindsay blurted out, "HELL YES I DO!!!!!!!!!"
I nodded, as my answer was the same.
We all got in the car, this time Lindsay in the front seat... .drooling over Billie. While I was in the back... staring back and forth between Mike and Tre. Again, Tre thought I was on some kind of drug and asked if I smoke crack daily ... and Mike asked if I was always this eager.
"In that order... ..no... and yes, " I said, and continued staring. Mike just stared to laugh. Tre looked at me.
We then pulled into the hotel parkinglot and walked into the lobby.
No one was there... lucky for us. We walked up the stairs and into Green Day's huge hotel room. They walked in casually and Lindsay and I just stood at the doorway. It was fucking HUGE!!! There was a full kitchen and 3 bathrooms and 6 bedrooms. I could've sworn it was somebody's house, but I just walked in, still looking around.
Lindsay and I sat quietly on the couch. We didn't know what to expect. Then the guys came out of the kitchen. Mike had his coffee and Billie was drinking some water. Tre then walked up to what seemed like a hamster's cage. But then I remembered... ..Kinky. Tre's chinchilla.
"God dammit! I think the little bitch is dead!!" Tre yelled
Billie looked around at Tre, "Well, that's because you didn't feed the thing for the past 2 weeks!! It's probably been dead for 5 days!!"
Mike laughed and shook his head.
"Well, I guess I don't need this anymore." Tre picked up the chinchilla out of the cage, walked over to the balcony and dropped the dead chinchilla on some lady's head. He then ran and closed the balcony door as if nothing had happened.
I laughed. And then Tre spoke up, "You guys , this is boring. Let's do something fun." I looked at him. I had an idea.
"Hey, Tre. You want some candy?" I said.
"Well, not if you put the crack that you smoke this morning in it." Was his response. I laughed.
"No! I mean, you wanna go like trick-or-treating or something?"
Billie looked around at me. "It's November 11th."
"So? The bitches at this hotel probably have leftovers , right?"
Tre smiled, "I want some fucking CANDY!!!"
Mike spoke up, "Well, he already has the costume." He laughed.
Lindsay than spoke up too, "I think what Holly means is... .we should go trick-or-treating as a prank. I mean, what'll the bitches think when we knock on the door and yell in their face asking for candy?"
I nodded. It would be funny. Billie and Mike then looked at me.
"Whatever" was Billie's response. He smiled at me and rolled his eyes.
I smiled. Lindsay and I then wandered around their "hotel room" if you could even call it that for random things for Mike and Billie's "costumes".
We wound up with toilet paper, 2 plastic butcher knives, some wire, and some ketchup packets. We brought everything into the living room where the guys were watching a rerun of Jay Leno.
"Alright, waddya got?" Mike asked.
Lindsay dumped our things on the floor. Billie stared down at them and laughed, "Okay, work your magic."
Lindsay and I wrapped Mike and Billie in about 10 pounds of toilet paper, and then squirted the ketchup packets all over it, to look like blood. We then made 2 headband looking things out of the wire and plastic butcher knives to look like they had a knife through their head.
We were finished. We stepped back to admire our work when Tre broke our laughing. Billie rolled his eyes, "What is so fucking funny you idiot?"
Tre laughed more, You guys are the ones who look like idiots!!"
Mike smiled, "Well at least we're not the ones in a toga!"
Tre laughed again, " My toga, for your information, is badass."
We then got some plastic bags, and walked out of our hotel room door and into the hotel hallway. Billie looked at us, "Sooo... uh... where should we start?"
Tre pointed at a random door and knocked about 3 times really loudly.
"TRICK OR TREAT BITCH!!! WHERE'S MY CANDY??!"
The door slowly opened... and you would not fucking believe what and who we saw behind it...
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