Chicks Can Play Guitar Too!, chapter 8
Billie Joe and Tabbi were in Safeway, just cruzing around, both wearing sunglasses and hats. They walked hand in hand down the coffee isle to pick up some ground coffee for Mike. Upon entering the check out, They both stood gaping at three magazines, all with Tabbi on the front page, with Billie Joe, both in mid-orgasm.
"Has Masturbation really lost it's fun?" Was one headline
"Tabbitha Potter: A real lady?" was another
"Is this how ladies behave? Read the Tabitha Potter Story."
They bought all three and drove back to the Hotel.
"Wow Tabbi, your really one of the guys now!" Tre said, and Mike chuckled at a funny picture of Billie and Tabbi making out.
"Ha ha. Guys listen to this, Opra magazine says 'Tabitha Potter exhibitted poor behavior on stage during a Green Day concert in Washington DC on February 24, 2006. ' It goes on to descibe what I did, the fact that I was 'masturbating on stage' and 'this is not how a lady behaves'. God these people think I'm screwed up!" Tabbi laughed.
"Hey, we're all screwed up, and we love it!" exclaimed Tre. They all laughed
****
6 months later...
"That was a nice dinner Billie Joe!" Tabbi said kissing Billie on the cheek
"Aww, thanks babe, I'm glad you liked it." He said entwining his hand with hers.
"Oh-my-G-oddd! Tabbie Potter and Billie Joe! OhMYG-ODD!" a squeeky voice sreached
"Shit! Forgot the sunglasses!" Billie Joe hissed into Tabbi's ear.
They both turned around fake smiling to see a short sqeeky blonde. She had pink streaks in her hair and was wearing an EMINEM T-SHIRT!
"WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE SHIRT?" Tabbi mumbled to Billie who shrugged faking his smile
"Fuuucked up... Just fucked up." Billie responded whispering
"Oh-my-G-ODddd! Can I have your autograph?"
"Uh yeah sure, from which one of us?" Tabbi asked.
The anoying blonde shrugged and then glanced at their hands.
"OH MY GO-DD! Are the rumors true? Are you guys really together! OH MY GO-DDDD!"
Tabbi glanced nervously at Billie Joe, who scrunched up his face.
"I think it's time for the world to know... Yes, we are 'together'-." but Tabbi cut him off
"Why that would be any of your fucking business I don't know." She snapped
"Babe.." Billie hissed in her ear squeezing her hand.
The blonde crossed her arms and huffed,
"Why would Billie Joe Armstrong and all his sexiness want an ugly skank like you? Bitch." Billie Joe grabbed Tabbi around the waist as she lunged at the blonde, who screamed and scurried off.
"Time to tell the world babe, Yeah we are dating, and no it isnt your buisiness so quit fucking asking us!"
"Aww.. Billie I Lo-, uh, your so sweet." Tabbi said blushing
"No, Tabbi, there's something I need to say. I love you." He said looking down at the ground.
She took his face in her hands and looked deep into his green eyes. He stared right back into her blue, and together they could both see the love in each other's eyes.
"I love you too." She said as she stroked his cheek and leaned her face in for a kiss. Billie Joe snaked his arms around her back and pulled her in, hearts beating fast, and smiles widening as they kissed.
"I fucking love you." she said
"I fucking love you too!"
"We have to get to your place... NOW!" Tabbi said as Billie began to kiss her neck. They hopped into His car and sped back to his house. Billie's hand was going up Tabbi's thigh the entire time, which made her breaths shorten, and her senses go crazy.
Bilie managed to unglue his lips from Tabbi's for one second to unlock his door. He tossed the keys to the side and grabbed Tabbi by the hand and led her to his room.
"I-Love-You... Love, you." Billie Joe said running his hands down Tabbi's legs, freeing her of her pants.
"Mmh." Tabbi responded kicking her pants away and undoing his tie. Soon they were free of thier clothes.
"Are you sure you want to do this?" asked
"Mmmhmm.." She maoned, biting her lip, and closing her eyes, as Billie grabed her hips and ground himself into her, leading her into paradise.
Half way into the act, Billie realised he was not wearing a condom, and Tabbi too realised this. Neither of them cared.
"Has Masturbation really lost it's fun?" Was one headline
"Tabbitha Potter: A real lady?" was another
"Is this how ladies behave? Read the Tabitha Potter Story."
They bought all three and drove back to the Hotel.
"Wow Tabbi, your really one of the guys now!" Tre said, and Mike chuckled at a funny picture of Billie and Tabbi making out.
"Ha ha. Guys listen to this, Opra magazine says 'Tabitha Potter exhibitted poor behavior on stage during a Green Day concert in Washington DC on February 24, 2006. ' It goes on to descibe what I did, the fact that I was 'masturbating on stage' and 'this is not how a lady behaves'. God these people think I'm screwed up!" Tabbi laughed.
"Hey, we're all screwed up, and we love it!" exclaimed Tre. They all laughed
****
6 months later...
"That was a nice dinner Billie Joe!" Tabbi said kissing Billie on the cheek
"Aww, thanks babe, I'm glad you liked it." He said entwining his hand with hers.
"Oh-my-G-oddd! Tabbie Potter and Billie Joe! OhMYG-ODD!" a squeeky voice sreached
"Shit! Forgot the sunglasses!" Billie Joe hissed into Tabbi's ear.
They both turned around fake smiling to see a short sqeeky blonde. She had pink streaks in her hair and was wearing an EMINEM T-SHIRT!
"WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE SHIRT?" Tabbi mumbled to Billie who shrugged faking his smile
"Fuuucked up... Just fucked up." Billie responded whispering
"Oh-my-G-ODddd! Can I have your autograph?"
"Uh yeah sure, from which one of us?" Tabbi asked.
The anoying blonde shrugged and then glanced at their hands.
"OH MY GO-DD! Are the rumors true? Are you guys really together! OH MY GO-DDDD!"
Tabbi glanced nervously at Billie Joe, who scrunched up his face.
"I think it's time for the world to know... Yes, we are 'together'-." but Tabbi cut him off
"Why that would be any of your fucking business I don't know." She snapped
"Babe.." Billie hissed in her ear squeezing her hand.
The blonde crossed her arms and huffed,
"Why would Billie Joe Armstrong and all his sexiness want an ugly skank like you? Bitch." Billie Joe grabbed Tabbi around the waist as she lunged at the blonde, who screamed and scurried off.
"Time to tell the world babe, Yeah we are dating, and no it isnt your buisiness so quit fucking asking us!"
"Aww.. Billie I Lo-, uh, your so sweet." Tabbi said blushing
"No, Tabbi, there's something I need to say. I love you." He said looking down at the ground.
She took his face in her hands and looked deep into his green eyes. He stared right back into her blue, and together they could both see the love in each other's eyes.
"I love you too." She said as she stroked his cheek and leaned her face in for a kiss. Billie Joe snaked his arms around her back and pulled her in, hearts beating fast, and smiles widening as they kissed.
"I fucking love you." she said
"I fucking love you too!"
"We have to get to your place... NOW!" Tabbi said as Billie began to kiss her neck. They hopped into His car and sped back to his house. Billie's hand was going up Tabbi's thigh the entire time, which made her breaths shorten, and her senses go crazy.
Bilie managed to unglue his lips from Tabbi's for one second to unlock his door. He tossed the keys to the side and grabbed Tabbi by the hand and led her to his room.
"I-Love-You... Love, you." Billie Joe said running his hands down Tabbi's legs, freeing her of her pants.
"Mmh." Tabbi responded kicking her pants away and undoing his tie. Soon they were free of thier clothes.
"Are you sure you want to do this?" asked
"Mmmhmm.." She maoned, biting her lip, and closing her eyes, as Billie grabed her hips and ground himself into her, leading her into paradise.
Half way into the act, Billie realised he was not wearing a condom, and Tabbi too realised this. Neither of them cared.
