Cadillacs Are Groovy, chapter 3
"They're gonna chuck us into the pool!"
So then both of us were struggling to get free and we were shouting abuse at our captors but to no avail. Before long Tre was flinging open the door to the backyard, followed by Mike and in one swift motion they had both catapulted screaming Billie and me into the freezing cold pool. I landed in the icy water and it was such a shock but as soon as I could I fought my way up to the surface and had propelled myself out of the water. Billie was out a few seconds before and although shivering had already managed to grab a hold of Tre and have him sailing into the pool. Mike being smart ran inside to safety and warmth. It was already dark out so that didn't help how cold I was one bit. I followed him, my teeth chattering.
When he saw me, Mike laughed evilly, "Muahahahaha!" and chuckled all the way to a cupboard, from where he produced three large towels.
"See, I'm nice!" he said as he wrapped one around my shoulders.
"Fuck off!" I chattered, "You're evil and mean... Count Mikeula is lurking underneath the calm disposition of Mike Dirnt, isn't he?"
"Crap! You've discovered my deep dark secret... RUN!" with that Mike pretended to run away but came back after a few steps. He asked who I had lurking in me and I was about to answer when Billie and Tre, covered head to toe in dirt and dripping wet, struggled into the house.
"Right you two hooligans, off to the shower!" Mike was taking charge.
"Together?" Asked Tre baffled, "YAY!" He grabbed Billie's arm and ran up the stairs. I guess he was gripping pretty hard 'coz Billie went with him... But then again, maybe he wasn't trying to get free...
"Aaaah..." I was confused.
"Yes. They are most likely having a shower together," chuckled Mike after seeing my baffled face, "Do you want me to go check?"
"Do you want me to answer 100 percent truthfully?"
Mike chuckled at that. I felt warm enough so I chucked the towel down on the couch that I was sitting on and jumped up.
"I wasn't kidding jackass! Let's roll!" I started shoving him stair wards.
"Wait wait, halt!" He shouted, "If we're gonna do this we're gonna do this properly ya hear? Okay, so first off there's a Polaroid camera around here somewhere... AHA! Follow me cause I'm taking you on a magical journey to... Tre's room!"
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I laughed. There was a VERY random trolley in the living room so Mike chucked me in it, me protesting, and pushed me through the house WAY too damn fast for my liking. Before I knew it I was coming head first at a wall.
"MIIIIIIIIIIIKE!"
So then both of us were struggling to get free and we were shouting abuse at our captors but to no avail. Before long Tre was flinging open the door to the backyard, followed by Mike and in one swift motion they had both catapulted screaming Billie and me into the freezing cold pool. I landed in the icy water and it was such a shock but as soon as I could I fought my way up to the surface and had propelled myself out of the water. Billie was out a few seconds before and although shivering had already managed to grab a hold of Tre and have him sailing into the pool. Mike being smart ran inside to safety and warmth. It was already dark out so that didn't help how cold I was one bit. I followed him, my teeth chattering.
When he saw me, Mike laughed evilly, "Muahahahaha!" and chuckled all the way to a cupboard, from where he produced three large towels.
"See, I'm nice!" he said as he wrapped one around my shoulders.
"Fuck off!" I chattered, "You're evil and mean... Count Mikeula is lurking underneath the calm disposition of Mike Dirnt, isn't he?"
"Crap! You've discovered my deep dark secret... RUN!" with that Mike pretended to run away but came back after a few steps. He asked who I had lurking in me and I was about to answer when Billie and Tre, covered head to toe in dirt and dripping wet, struggled into the house.
"Right you two hooligans, off to the shower!" Mike was taking charge.
"Together?" Asked Tre baffled, "YAY!" He grabbed Billie's arm and ran up the stairs. I guess he was gripping pretty hard 'coz Billie went with him... But then again, maybe he wasn't trying to get free...
"Aaaah..." I was confused.
"Yes. They are most likely having a shower together," chuckled Mike after seeing my baffled face, "Do you want me to go check?"
"Do you want me to answer 100 percent truthfully?"
Mike chuckled at that. I felt warm enough so I chucked the towel down on the couch that I was sitting on and jumped up.
"I wasn't kidding jackass! Let's roll!" I started shoving him stair wards.
"Wait wait, halt!" He shouted, "If we're gonna do this we're gonna do this properly ya hear? Okay, so first off there's a Polaroid camera around here somewhere... AHA! Follow me cause I'm taking you on a magical journey to... Tre's room!"
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I laughed. There was a VERY random trolley in the living room so Mike chucked me in it, me protesting, and pushed me through the house WAY too damn fast for my liking. Before I knew it I was coming head first at a wall.
"MIIIIIIIIIIIKE!"
