Bombs Over Green Day, chapter 1
“Hey Billie,� says Mike in a welcoming tone.
‘How dare he, no one can talk to me, this... this sexy being before it gets to the mirror, what the hell was he thinking, Dumbass,’ Billie thinks to himself.
“Oh ok Billie, n-nice to see you too. What do you have two backwards boners coming outta your ass,? says Mike sarcastically.
(Billie finally acknowledging Mike, pulls the mini black comb, hair gel, and eyeliner out of his pockets and gives mike a spiteful glance and flashes him the finger. He turns away and resumes primping himself. Mike gets up and places his bass on a stand. He grabs a joke book and begins to read it.)
“Hey, Billie have you heard the one about the chicken and the duck,� says Mike in a light chuckle.
“FOOOOOOD!!!�
(You can hear that voice from a mile away. All of a sudden you see a random image running outside past the windows tripping over his own two feet, landing flat on his face. The next thing you see is him sitting with his legs crossed on the ground touching his face, and then looking at his red fingers and laughs.)
“Oh look who’s here.� Mike says in a sigh, while shaking his head.
“Guys... guys... guys... wait... guys!, guess what just happened to me!� Tre says enthusiastically.
“What Tre,� Mike says in a baby voice.
“Well…..� Tre begins as Billie cuts him off.
“Cut the crap Mike, I know what happened, you know what happened, this idiot was running outside like the maniac he is and he fell and aww he got a boo boo can we get on with out lives…jeez!� Billie says in aggravation, never taking his eyes off his reflection.
“Jeez … I Got A Rock n Roll Band …� Mike sings softly
Tre in astonishment, “Wait ... I sing that don’t I..YEAH..I Got A Rock n Roll Liiiife!
(Tre the whole time was just dancing in a circle while eating his giant bag of chips, ignoring Billie completely.)
“So, I guess you don’t wanna hear my story?� Tre says with his head down in a sad voice and a pouty lip.
Perking up he remembers, “CHICKEN!, where is it.. OH, OH I want some where, where, when, Mike, Billie!�
“Someone PLEASE shut this kid up!� yells Billie
‘Breathe in, breathe out, just remember I am god, I am Green Day, I am sexy, I am the center of everything, I am amazing, I am life, I am the center of the uni---�Billie murmuring to himself.
During Billie’s self pep talk Tre has his arm around Billie blabbing, “BILLIE, Billie Joe, Billie Billie Joe, Billie Joe Joe, Billie Billie Joe Joe, I can drum to your name like boom boom ch, boom boom ch, bil-lie joe, bil-lie joe la la la la la la la la.�
“Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in breathe out, ignore him he’s not there, breathe in, breathe out.� Billie continues to murmur to himself as Tre babbles on.
“la la la la la la la la�
“Tre .. Tre .. SHUT THE HELL UP!�
“la la la la la la la la�
“FRANK EDWIN WRIGHT III SHUT THE FUCK UP�
“Who?…Oh wait,� runs over to Mike, “that’s me right, why would he be yelling at me all I wanted was, wait why am I here?�
“We’re here for rehearsal,� says Mike
“No..no that’s not it, oh well I can‘t remember I‘ll just go bang on some drums� says Tre still thinking.
“Ok..you go have fun now,� says Mike.
(Tre skips off into the other room humming to himself.)
“Thank God, oh no wait I am God so, Thank ME!� Billie begins to vent as Mike rolls his eyes.
“That kid is so unbelievably stupid, I honestly do not know how he ties his own shoes in the morning, I think their slip ons, they must be slip ons, and I dunno how I’ve stood him for this long, I mean what has it been 10 years and he drove me crazy from day one, the only reason I sucked it up was because he is an amazing drummer, a fun kid to get smashed with, and I guess some sorta talent has too stand in the place of his stupidity.� “Sometimes I think he puts on an act, I mean no one could possibly be that stupid, or could they be? I bet he is jealous of my good looks because he knows I am the universe, I am God, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE, I am talent, WHAT IS THAT NOISE!� Billie pauses when he hears the intercom go off.
“Kchh .. Billie, we didn’t know what else to do, Tre was in the studio reenacting Woodstock ‘94, and drumming on his head with his sticks, we didn’t want him to get a concussion, and he was mumbling about food or something, so we decided to meet him half way and we gave him pots and pans, you know like you cook food in it and you can bang on them without causing too much chaos.�
“CHAOS, chaos you don’t know nothing about chaos, you don’t live with him day in and day out you have no idea what the word chaos means. Next time let him get a concussion, maybe it would knock some sense into him while we get some peace and quiet for just 5 minutes.
“Do you not remember in … oh what was it … ‘95, the song hmm, “SHE� the little psycho outburst, which was very amusing by the way….� Mike says with a chuckle
“DO NOT bring that up, that has nothing to do with this .. it was pretty funny though, wasn’t it.� says Billie in a more upbeat tone.
“Cmon, for old time sake,� pleads Mike with big puppy dog eyes.
“NO, DON’T DO IT!, you know I cannot resist those eyes.� says Billie in a giggle.
“Wha-Wha!� says Mike
“You know what I mean, fine I’ll do it.� Billie walks over to the plugged in Mic
"oh god it’s time too go good bye gotta say good bye gotta say good bye now gotta say good bye, I’m gunna go home and get on my big wheel get on my big wheel, no I’m gunna get on my bicycle, no I’m not I’m gunna get on my scooter no my scooter no I’m gunna get on my bicycle no I’m I’m I’m gunna get get on my my on my tonka truck my tonka truck I’m gunna fuckin take it I’m gunna go down the street I’m gunna fuckin smash it against the window smash it against the window yeah I am I’m gunna smash it against the window, cause I gotta pet rock, I gotta pet rock too, I gotta pet rock that‘s really cool, I gotta pet rock, it‘s like a it’s like a it’s like a it’s like a like a worry stone, it’s a worry stone, you take and you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you rub it you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry!�
Mike on the floor laughing manages to get out, through gasping breaths “Wait, who’s the stupid one NOW!?�
“TRE� Billie says without out thought in a witty tone.
Mike laughing harder “Well than you’re first runner up!�
“Well, uhh you’ve done some stupid stuff too!� says Billie
“Like what?� Mike says in a cocky/sarcastic tone.
“Uhh, Ohh!, no that was Tre, OH! … how about that time, no that was me … damn Mr. Perfect over here … WAIT A MINUTE!! .. when you milked a dog for coffee!�
“Nuununooo that was Tre�
Tre walks in casually humming a tone to himself and then says obliviously, “Dogs are gunna take over the world!�
“Yup!� replies mike
Billie cuts in. “REMEMBER, when you got your teeth knocked out at Woodstock cause they thought you were a fan�
“That was not my stupidity!� says Mike in a loud humorous tone.
Tre looks up from staring at his feet in astonishment “ I REMEMBER! I still have the mud on my drums, Billie ate Mud! Good pot gooooooooood POT! AMZINGLY DELICIOUS!!!! Mike got punched .. soooooo FUNNY HAHAHHA!!!�
“GOOD TIMES GUYS!� says Mike
“These are the times we will never forget, we will always have each other through thick and thin, the happy and sad, the good and the bad,� says Billie
“That was so cheesy Bill� Mocks Mike
Tre buts in ………
“CHEESE!!!"
‘How dare he, no one can talk to me, this... this sexy being before it gets to the mirror, what the hell was he thinking, Dumbass,’ Billie thinks to himself.
“Oh ok Billie, n-nice to see you too. What do you have two backwards boners coming outta your ass,? says Mike sarcastically.
(Billie finally acknowledging Mike, pulls the mini black comb, hair gel, and eyeliner out of his pockets and gives mike a spiteful glance and flashes him the finger. He turns away and resumes primping himself. Mike gets up and places his bass on a stand. He grabs a joke book and begins to read it.)
“Hey, Billie have you heard the one about the chicken and the duck,� says Mike in a light chuckle.
“FOOOOOOD!!!�
(You can hear that voice from a mile away. All of a sudden you see a random image running outside past the windows tripping over his own two feet, landing flat on his face. The next thing you see is him sitting with his legs crossed on the ground touching his face, and then looking at his red fingers and laughs.)
“Oh look who’s here.� Mike says in a sigh, while shaking his head.
“Guys... guys... guys... wait... guys!, guess what just happened to me!� Tre says enthusiastically.
“What Tre,� Mike says in a baby voice.
“Well…..� Tre begins as Billie cuts him off.
“Cut the crap Mike, I know what happened, you know what happened, this idiot was running outside like the maniac he is and he fell and aww he got a boo boo can we get on with out lives…jeez!� Billie says in aggravation, never taking his eyes off his reflection.
“Jeez … I Got A Rock n Roll Band …� Mike sings softly
Tre in astonishment, “Wait ... I sing that don’t I..YEAH..I Got A Rock n Roll Liiiife!
(Tre the whole time was just dancing in a circle while eating his giant bag of chips, ignoring Billie completely.)
“So, I guess you don’t wanna hear my story?� Tre says with his head down in a sad voice and a pouty lip.
Perking up he remembers, “CHICKEN!, where is it.. OH, OH I want some where, where, when, Mike, Billie!�
“Someone PLEASE shut this kid up!� yells Billie
‘Breathe in, breathe out, just remember I am god, I am Green Day, I am sexy, I am the center of everything, I am amazing, I am life, I am the center of the uni---�Billie murmuring to himself.
During Billie’s self pep talk Tre has his arm around Billie blabbing, “BILLIE, Billie Joe, Billie Billie Joe, Billie Joe Joe, Billie Billie Joe Joe, I can drum to your name like boom boom ch, boom boom ch, bil-lie joe, bil-lie joe la la la la la la la la.�
“Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in breathe out, ignore him he’s not there, breathe in, breathe out.� Billie continues to murmur to himself as Tre babbles on.
“la la la la la la la la�
“Tre .. Tre .. SHUT THE HELL UP!�
“la la la la la la la la�
“FRANK EDWIN WRIGHT III SHUT THE FUCK UP�
“Who?…Oh wait,� runs over to Mike, “that’s me right, why would he be yelling at me all I wanted was, wait why am I here?�
“We’re here for rehearsal,� says Mike
“No..no that’s not it, oh well I can‘t remember I‘ll just go bang on some drums� says Tre still thinking.
“Ok..you go have fun now,� says Mike.
(Tre skips off into the other room humming to himself.)
“Thank God, oh no wait I am God so, Thank ME!� Billie begins to vent as Mike rolls his eyes.
“That kid is so unbelievably stupid, I honestly do not know how he ties his own shoes in the morning, I think their slip ons, they must be slip ons, and I dunno how I’ve stood him for this long, I mean what has it been 10 years and he drove me crazy from day one, the only reason I sucked it up was because he is an amazing drummer, a fun kid to get smashed with, and I guess some sorta talent has too stand in the place of his stupidity.� “Sometimes I think he puts on an act, I mean no one could possibly be that stupid, or could they be? I bet he is jealous of my good looks because he knows I am the universe, I am God, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE, I am talent, WHAT IS THAT NOISE!� Billie pauses when he hears the intercom go off.
“Kchh .. Billie, we didn’t know what else to do, Tre was in the studio reenacting Woodstock ‘94, and drumming on his head with his sticks, we didn’t want him to get a concussion, and he was mumbling about food or something, so we decided to meet him half way and we gave him pots and pans, you know like you cook food in it and you can bang on them without causing too much chaos.�
“CHAOS, chaos you don’t know nothing about chaos, you don’t live with him day in and day out you have no idea what the word chaos means. Next time let him get a concussion, maybe it would knock some sense into him while we get some peace and quiet for just 5 minutes.
“Do you not remember in … oh what was it … ‘95, the song hmm, “SHE� the little psycho outburst, which was very amusing by the way….� Mike says with a chuckle
“DO NOT bring that up, that has nothing to do with this .. it was pretty funny though, wasn’t it.� says Billie in a more upbeat tone.
“Cmon, for old time sake,� pleads Mike with big puppy dog eyes.
“NO, DON’T DO IT!, you know I cannot resist those eyes.� says Billie in a giggle.
“Wha-Wha!� says Mike
“You know what I mean, fine I’ll do it.� Billie walks over to the plugged in Mic
"oh god it’s time too go good bye gotta say good bye gotta say good bye now gotta say good bye, I’m gunna go home and get on my big wheel get on my big wheel, no I’m gunna get on my bicycle, no I’m not I’m gunna get on my scooter no my scooter no I’m gunna get on my bicycle no I’m I’m I’m gunna get get on my my on my tonka truck my tonka truck I’m gunna fuckin take it I’m gunna go down the street I’m gunna fuckin smash it against the window smash it against the window yeah I am I’m gunna smash it against the window, cause I gotta pet rock, I gotta pet rock too, I gotta pet rock that‘s really cool, I gotta pet rock, it‘s like a it’s like a it’s like a it’s like a like a worry stone, it’s a worry stone, you take and you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you rub it you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry!�
Mike on the floor laughing manages to get out, through gasping breaths “Wait, who’s the stupid one NOW!?�
“TRE� Billie says without out thought in a witty tone.
Mike laughing harder “Well than you’re first runner up!�
“Well, uhh you’ve done some stupid stuff too!� says Billie
“Like what?� Mike says in a cocky/sarcastic tone.
“Uhh, Ohh!, no that was Tre, OH! … how about that time, no that was me … damn Mr. Perfect over here … WAIT A MINUTE!! .. when you milked a dog for coffee!�
“Nuununooo that was Tre�
Tre walks in casually humming a tone to himself and then says obliviously, “Dogs are gunna take over the world!�
“Yup!� replies mike
Billie cuts in. “REMEMBER, when you got your teeth knocked out at Woodstock cause they thought you were a fan�
“That was not my stupidity!� says Mike in a loud humorous tone.
Tre looks up from staring at his feet in astonishment “ I REMEMBER! I still have the mud on my drums, Billie ate Mud! Good pot gooooooooood POT! AMZINGLY DELICIOUS!!!! Mike got punched .. soooooo FUNNY HAHAHHA!!!�
“GOOD TIMES GUYS!� says Mike
“These are the times we will never forget, we will always have each other through thick and thin, the happy and sad, the good and the bad,� says Billie
“That was so cheesy Bill� Mocks Mike
Tre buts in ………
“CHEESE!!!"
