My Life With Green Day, chapter 3
Kind of guessed we were looking at him so he said "Who the fuck wants to pick out my bitch tonight?" All I did was smile a litle bit but not enough to be noticed unless you were staring. "I saw that smile," said Billie acting he just solved some big crime. "Well who is picking out my bitch?" "I will," I said finally. I took Maggie with me to go look for 'Billie's Bitch. '
We looked threw the crowd and found no one we wanted. So I dared maggie to go on stage, take the mic and ask someone. She nodded her head and up the stage she went.
"Hey! Is anyone willing to kiss ugly Billie Joe?" The crowd screamed and I ran up there to slap her in the head for calling him ugly.
"Come on now he isnt that ugly is he?" I was kidding of course.
"So who wants to kiss Billie," I screamed as loud as I possiably could.
About everyones hand shot up. But me and maggie had to break a few hearts.
"Sorry bitches Billie only wants a guy." About all the hands flew down. Even a few people were crying. All that was left were 20 some hands left. I picked the guy in the back row. Maggie wanted someone else.
"God Courtney why cant we pick this guy right here," she said as she pointed, "He looks like Tre!"
"Dumbass why would you pick Billie a guy who looks like Tre? Thats his best friend! That be like you and me kissing!" Of course I shouldnt have said that seeing as Maggie is bisexaul.
"That wouldn't be so bad! But fine pick him if you want." I yelled for the guy to come up and I asked him to follow me backstage.
***Backstage***
"Billie we have your bitch," I called through the little room. Out came Billie from the bathroom soon followed by Brittany, Mike, and Tre.
"What were you all doin in there?"
"I showed them something," was all Billie said
"Haha funny shit anyway here is your bitch. His name is Rick. Rick meet the bigger bitch."
"Yeah her name is Courtney," replied Billie.
"God Billie do you always have to be a jackass?" That was Mike. I smiled in appreication.
"Anyway just kiss your bitch." Billie walked over and studied Rick. He poked him in the ribs. Rick squealed. At that moment I knew Rick was gay. What would happen if Billie kissed him?
We looked threw the crowd and found no one we wanted. So I dared maggie to go on stage, take the mic and ask someone. She nodded her head and up the stage she went.
"Hey! Is anyone willing to kiss ugly Billie Joe?" The crowd screamed and I ran up there to slap her in the head for calling him ugly.
"Come on now he isnt that ugly is he?" I was kidding of course.
"So who wants to kiss Billie," I screamed as loud as I possiably could.
About everyones hand shot up. But me and maggie had to break a few hearts.
"Sorry bitches Billie only wants a guy." About all the hands flew down. Even a few people were crying. All that was left were 20 some hands left. I picked the guy in the back row. Maggie wanted someone else.
"God Courtney why cant we pick this guy right here," she said as she pointed, "He looks like Tre!"
"Dumbass why would you pick Billie a guy who looks like Tre? Thats his best friend! That be like you and me kissing!" Of course I shouldnt have said that seeing as Maggie is bisexaul.
"That wouldn't be so bad! But fine pick him if you want." I yelled for the guy to come up and I asked him to follow me backstage.
***Backstage***
"Billie we have your bitch," I called through the little room. Out came Billie from the bathroom soon followed by Brittany, Mike, and Tre.
"What were you all doin in there?"
"I showed them something," was all Billie said
"Haha funny shit anyway here is your bitch. His name is Rick. Rick meet the bigger bitch."
"Yeah her name is Courtney," replied Billie.
"God Billie do you always have to be a jackass?" That was Mike. I smiled in appreication.
"Anyway just kiss your bitch." Billie walked over and studied Rick. He poked him in the ribs. Rick squealed. At that moment I knew Rick was gay. What would happen if Billie kissed him?
