Weekend Getaway, chapter 1
Packing for the weekend Getaway:
Adrienne packed her last outfit and went outside. Billie Joe was still fussing over what to wear. "Billie Joe would you hurry up?! Our flight leaves in an hour and 45 minutes, and this our weekend together, so don't ruin it!" Adrienne yelled up the stairs at the undressed Billie Joe. Billie Joe leaned forward towards his closet and opened it up. Mike barged in without knocking. Billie Joe then screamed like a girl. Mike screamed like there was no tomorrow. Billie Joe was naked and Mike wouldn't get his eyes off him. "Wow, nice texture." Mike quickly said as he ran out of the room. Billie Joe dressed quickly and waddled downstairs trying not to run into Mike. Tre walked by eating a banana, he smiled at Billie Joe. "So, Mike saw your dingle ling." Tre laughed. "Shut up, that was unexpected." Billie Joe threw a towel at him and walked into the kitchen. "Don't worry about your kids, they are in good hands." Tre said finishing his banana and throwing the peeling at Billie. Billie Joe threw it away and then thought about Mike. "Hey Tre, do you think Mike's gay... Or something?" Billie Joe said trying to keep his suitcase toether. Tre laughed. "Dude, the guy has a kid. He can't be gay. Bi, but not gay, he still sees women you know. And he's not the one who kisses dudes at every one of his concerts. So... Don't be hypocryte." Billie Joe shot a dirty look at him. "Thats my tradition. So... And I don't have a homosexual crush on adolescents." Billie Joe shot back.
Tre snapped his eyes." Whatever." he rolled his eyes. Billie Joe dragged his bag out to the car. Adrienne sat out there smoking a cigarette. "About fucking time." She grabbed his luggage and threw it in the back seat. "Okay... Lets get this show on the road." She put on her sun glasses and got in the passenger seat. Billie Joe put on glasses and got in on the drivers side. "Alright. Lets go." Billie Joe put the car in gear and drove off.
Billie Joe stopped for gas and Adrienne stared at him. "Why do you look so tense?" She asked staring at him without her sunglasses and her eyes darting into him. "Well... Mike walked into our bedroom and he saw me naked. So...and he wouldn't stop staring! So I'm suspecting he's gay." Billie Joe stared at her. She giggled. "Gay? Honey, whats wrong with that? I let you kiss guys. Why would it be wrong if he were gay?" Billie Joe lifted the levar." What is with you lately, are you on your period?" Billie Joe called behind him as he strolled in the brokedown gas station. Adrienne snarled, "Fuck you!" She then got in the car and skidded off. Billie Joe threw the money at the employee and raced after the car. He ran very far, at least until he couldn't see the backlights of his car and his legs wouldn't work no more. He then said out of breath." Some weekend getaway this'll be."
Adrienne packed her last outfit and went outside. Billie Joe was still fussing over what to wear. "Billie Joe would you hurry up?! Our flight leaves in an hour and 45 minutes, and this our weekend together, so don't ruin it!" Adrienne yelled up the stairs at the undressed Billie Joe. Billie Joe leaned forward towards his closet and opened it up. Mike barged in without knocking. Billie Joe then screamed like a girl. Mike screamed like there was no tomorrow. Billie Joe was naked and Mike wouldn't get his eyes off him. "Wow, nice texture." Mike quickly said as he ran out of the room. Billie Joe dressed quickly and waddled downstairs trying not to run into Mike. Tre walked by eating a banana, he smiled at Billie Joe. "So, Mike saw your dingle ling." Tre laughed. "Shut up, that was unexpected." Billie Joe threw a towel at him and walked into the kitchen. "Don't worry about your kids, they are in good hands." Tre said finishing his banana and throwing the peeling at Billie. Billie Joe threw it away and then thought about Mike. "Hey Tre, do you think Mike's gay... Or something?" Billie Joe said trying to keep his suitcase toether. Tre laughed. "Dude, the guy has a kid. He can't be gay. Bi, but not gay, he still sees women you know. And he's not the one who kisses dudes at every one of his concerts. So... Don't be hypocryte." Billie Joe shot a dirty look at him. "Thats my tradition. So... And I don't have a homosexual crush on adolescents." Billie Joe shot back.
Tre snapped his eyes." Whatever." he rolled his eyes. Billie Joe dragged his bag out to the car. Adrienne sat out there smoking a cigarette. "About fucking time." She grabbed his luggage and threw it in the back seat. "Okay... Lets get this show on the road." She put on her sun glasses and got in the passenger seat. Billie Joe put on glasses and got in on the drivers side. "Alright. Lets go." Billie Joe put the car in gear and drove off.
Billie Joe stopped for gas and Adrienne stared at him. "Why do you look so tense?" She asked staring at him without her sunglasses and her eyes darting into him. "Well... Mike walked into our bedroom and he saw me naked. So...and he wouldn't stop staring! So I'm suspecting he's gay." Billie Joe stared at her. She giggled. "Gay? Honey, whats wrong with that? I let you kiss guys. Why would it be wrong if he were gay?" Billie Joe lifted the levar." What is with you lately, are you on your period?" Billie Joe called behind him as he strolled in the brokedown gas station. Adrienne snarled, "Fuck you!" She then got in the car and skidded off. Billie Joe threw the money at the employee and raced after the car. He ran very far, at least until he couldn't see the backlights of his car and his legs wouldn't work no more. He then said out of breath." Some weekend getaway this'll be."
