The wild and wacky world of Green Day., chapter 11
"Hey Billie! How about this guy?" Tre asked Billie Joe. Billie Joe leaned forward and read out loud." Name: Ron Blake. Years in playing: 25 years. Genre: Punk rock. Classical. Basic any type. He sounds like the perfect player!" Billie Joe said getting his phone and dialing his number. He talked to him for a while and they decided to meet next week at Mike's cafe." So what now? We scared Lance away for good. Should we try to find Adrienne?" Mike asked." I dunno if I really want her back I mean she betrayed our marriage." Billie Joe said putting his head in his hands. Bam walked over and put a hand on his shoulder." Think about it BJ. Sleep on it. We'll be crashing here for a while if you don't mind because Vito is an asshole and left here after he farted in the dudes face." "I don't care you stay." Billie Joe said through his hands." Cool." Bam said getting up. He grabbed hold of Dunn and dragged him upstairs.
*DUNN'S P. O. V. *
"We gotta help Billie man ya know?" "Yeah but what should we do? I mean the guy is crushed. His wife left him for that prick and he's in the middle of working on a record. He needs someone there for him that will fuck him every single night!" I said." Got it! How about a blind date?" Bam said." Yeah okay. But we need to set him up with someone." I said." Right and I know someone that would be perfect."
"Who?" I asked." Her name is Jessica. She's really pretty." Bam said fishing around in his pocket for the phone number." Is she single?" I asked. "Whaddaya think? Ya dumbfuck?" He said pulling out his phone and dialing the number." Sorry." I said turning around and leaving.
*DOWNSTAIRS*
I got down there and saw Joey talking kinda quietly with Billie Joe. Those two have always been close." Hey Jake. Where's Dico?" I asked him." He's in the kitchen." He said pointing in the kitchen. I walked into the kitchen and saw Dico talking to Rake, Tre, Mike and Johnny." Hey Johnny what did you do to that asshole?" "I kicked his ass and threw him out the back door." He said smiling proudly.
We laughed about it and Tre told a few jokes and shit and Bam came down and we started working on a plan to cheer Billie Joe up.
*DUNN'S P. O. V. *
"We gotta help Billie man ya know?" "Yeah but what should we do? I mean the guy is crushed. His wife left him for that prick and he's in the middle of working on a record. He needs someone there for him that will fuck him every single night!" I said." Got it! How about a blind date?" Bam said." Yeah okay. But we need to set him up with someone." I said." Right and I know someone that would be perfect."
"Who?" I asked." Her name is Jessica. She's really pretty." Bam said fishing around in his pocket for the phone number." Is she single?" I asked. "Whaddaya think? Ya dumbfuck?" He said pulling out his phone and dialing the number." Sorry." I said turning around and leaving.
*DOWNSTAIRS*
I got down there and saw Joey talking kinda quietly with Billie Joe. Those two have always been close." Hey Jake. Where's Dico?" I asked him." He's in the kitchen." He said pointing in the kitchen. I walked into the kitchen and saw Dico talking to Rake, Tre, Mike and Johnny." Hey Johnny what did you do to that asshole?" "I kicked his ass and threw him out the back door." He said smiling proudly.
We laughed about it and Tre told a few jokes and shit and Bam came down and we started working on a plan to cheer Billie Joe up.
